Talk:Asalieri

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Needs moar info from the Video Gamer Reviewer list for Asalieri. LolPassive 06:56, 25 January 2012 (CET)LolPassive

The hell is Big Chat? I created this page because this fat fuck was long overdue for one, hell he's everywhere on ED's internet reviewer pages, yet he didn't have his own page? But I shouldn't be surprised that Asalieri fags would get this butthurt over an article of their messiah. Anoncat101 18:25, 29 January 2012 (CET)Anoncat101

Who the hell is Templar, I am seeing tons of Asa fans claim it is this nobody. Nope sorry. LolPassive 03:15, 2 February 2012 (EST)

  • Such hypocrisy, they enjoy it when Asalieri talks shit about other internet reviewers, yet they get very asspained if their lord and savior gets shown in a negative, but truthful light. Anoncat101 13:20, February 2 2012 (CET)

The fanbase is so fucking fun to make fun of. Their response to me calling them jizz rags SkyBlueMonty's reaction was perfect, it pinpointed that they were a pack of retards who can't look into a mirror and see what they truly are. --TheOneMrBlonde 20:00, 2 February 2012 (EST)

Apparently his fans now think it is the Archfiend that is attacking him. Guess we are going to have to go through everyone on YouTube before he finds who is definately is... LolPassive 00:40, 17 February 2012 (EST)

I need to do more research into this but apparently he has been in trouble for spousal abuse, and child neglect. Some sources are claiming that his house is a dirty mess, and in one video he does you can hear his child crying in the background while he makes no attempt to find out the problem.--LolPassive 06:18, 22 May 2012 (EDT)

I've got a huge array of material on this guy that I can't load here... partly due to MIME type errors occurring despite being the right size, format, and even using four tildes in front of my username. If anyone can get these posted, I can relay them. The dude deserves to be taken down a few pegs.--ZetaSonic 13:56, 23 May 2012 (EST)

Are those pics you just added what you were talking about? LolPassive 01:53, 24 May 2012 (EDT)

The same. --ZetaSonic 12:25. 24 May 2012 (EST)

I think you guys should take a look at LoticaStudios, one of Asalieri's dick blowers. Take a look at this and tell me he isn't butthurt http://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/3/39/TardDrama.png . Asalieri also has him under his recommended channels list. Deckard200 15:30, 16 June 2012 (EDT)

Hardcore Kid section needs proper images and links. LolPassive 00:14, 8 August 2012 (EDT)

Kinda sucks that DHI's forums are locked now. I'd love to screencap the post where Asa was pointing fingers and claimed one user of being LolPassive! ZetaSonic 19:04, 18 September 2012 (EST)

==Eric and Lemon Party?==


Yoohoo! I have some more veritable treasure links!! But it'll take extra work to REALLY dig up shit about this Fatass no Jutsu! Here:


http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/tellah/245813/ - 1st Account
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/teiiah/200901/ - 2nd Account
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/tellah-x/19373335/ - 3rd Account


http://www.gaiaonline.com/gsearch/posthistory/Tellah/245813/ - 1st Post History
http://www.gaiaonline.com/gsearch/posthistory/TeIIah/200901/ - 2nd Post History
http://www.gaiaonline.com/gsearch/posthistory/19373335 - 3rd Post History


http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/asalieri/28179435/ - Mule #1
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/gau-of-the-veldt/317404/ - Mule #2
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/relm-arrowny/251599/ - Mule #3


http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/ran-chan/1073683/ - Wife's Account #1
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/suzuricho/12679815/ - Wife's Account #2
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/suzuri-heinze/25371887/ - Wife's Account #3


Ironically, he has a BESTEST friend (Who has my User Name on there) Would be awesome to make a page about him, though. Here's what I got on his best friend:


http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/ess-tii-eph-yu/175567/ Account - #1
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/ess_tii_eph_yu/284714/ - Account #2
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/ess-tii-eph-yhu/5368922/ - Account #3
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/ess_tii_eph_yhu/5581868/ - Account #4
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/ess-tii-eph-yue/4487058/ - Account #5
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/ess_tii_eph_yue/5159313/ - Account #6
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/ess-tii-eph-yhuu/5753835/ - Account #7
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/ess_tii_eph_yhuu/6521125/ - Account #8


These are his DELICIOUS Cake:


http://wwwthinkinginsidethebox.blogspot.com/
http://www.icybrian.com/fanfiction/viewuser.php?uid=31
http://www.icyforums.com/index.php?s=c33eace7510983b8b98072c2a5c1339e&showuser=39


This:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/ruecianxii/25154619/ Is the account that shows ALL of Eric's faggot-tards. It's a veritable Treasure Trove of Cake.
--EssTiiEphYu 02:24, 7 October 2012 (EDT)
So ol' pubic beard was obsessed with RPGs? Not surprised. Care to contribute to the main page, Mr. EssTiiEphYu? --ZetaSonic 18:40, 8 October 2012 (EDT)


Mhm! But all I can contribute is from that Gaiafag site. :/ Due to his massive faggot love of this character named "Tellah", I'd say he's also into Lemon Party.
--EssTiiEphYu 07:39, 12 October 2012 (EDT)
This about the size of it?
--ZetaSonic 13:50, 14 October 2012 (EDT)


Afraid so, sadly.
--EssTiiEphYu 11:04, 16 October 2012 (EDT)


Going after Asalieri's personal life seems to effect him alot more, does anyone have any sort of psychological analysis on him (like anyone who has a Degree in that shit can tell us)? I mean his father was a spy for the communist party after all, so I assume that being raised or not by a father of such caliber could effect him somehow. Plus Asalieri's a grown ass man (like in his late 30s/early 40s) with a wife and two kids, yet cares more about the internet than them from time to time. User:The Chizz 18:55, 7 January 2013 (PDT)

Some templar just randomly sent me a chatlog of some sort of underground skype group that happened long ago during the Jfreedan incident. While I'm not going to read all this bullshit myself, feel free to help yourselfs with it. [1] User:IcyNickers 15:52, 25 February 2013 (EDT)

MORE DRAMA!: META Fatass sets his sights on Linkara. Lotsa drama sure to follow! ZetaSonic 16:57, 21 May 2013 (EDT)


Here's some photos I found from META Fatass:

Asafag.png

As you can see from the picture above asa orders his fanboys to flag retrogamer3.

May you die in a fire asa.jpg

Now this one is lovely, asa sends death threats to someone who was trying to calmly make a point to him.

Asa exposed in a blog.png

This one is from a blog where the author wrote to asa messages of links to blogs that attack people that asa hate, of course they were written by the author in a fanboy way to test asa. and what do you know, the results are not shocking.--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 00:26, 18 June 2013 (EDT)

[email protected] It's a well known fact that Asalieri is one of the biggest bullshitters on the internet, and anyone who actually follows or even believes anything he says are no better if not worst than him. Also I did manage to save that "The War Room" chatlog before it was apparently flagged down. Would you be interested in it or did you also manage to save it? User:The Chizz 17:29 29 June 2013 (PDT)

[email protected] Chizz yeah can you show me the war room chatlog?--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 20:35, 29 June 2013 (EDT)


another photo from meta fatass

Asa views.png

--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 00:51, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

Mind if i have a copy of The War Room since i lost mine ages ago? @The Chizz Deckard200 14:24, 30 June 2013 (EDT)

Can someone please for the love of god, condense the last 4 new sections added to the page? Someone added a few new sections with maybe a sentence of text and then posted pictures and video. Please try harder. LolPassive 22:48, 31 August 2013 (EDT)

Asa got cranked

Apparently some stalker posted a craigslist ad with Eric's address.

Here is asa bawing and blaming ED for the prank

The reason I'm not adding this to the main page is because of the tl;dr thing but if you think it needs to be added go ahead.— Preceding unsigned comment added by Mattwilsonfails (talkcontribs)

Youtube caps

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Livejournal Account

Asalieri recently deleted his Livejournal account as well as disabled cacheing. Soon, all records will be lost. I managed to save the remainder of what google still had cached, 60 pages out of roughly 350. The screencaps can be downloaded here:

https://anonfiles.com/file/e62c4cd2db91b6172744dc9b13493b25

Shadow. 22:14, 3 September 2013 (EDT)

Great job, dude. Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 01:11, 4 September 2013 (EDT)

Is there any proof Asa was charged with child abuse in Germany? LolPassive 20:01, 4 September 2013 (EDT)

Re: Is there any proof Asa was charged with child abuse in Germany?

No, I don't think so, all is I know is that back in 2010 on his channel he used to bitch about how bad Germany is and that THEY were the ones abusing his children and that they would take them away from him, I mean I haven't found anything, other than this:

http://www.facebook.com/notes/eric-gaede/germany-is-still-communist/107116389352890

     Yeah, I know, I don't have any copied or screens of what he said on his old YT, but I did find this note before his ED page was published. To anyone who doesn't want read it, Eric bitches about how bad Germany is because two people played 50 questions with him, ONCE, I mean, he's a fucking Moron. I think he published this note so he would get easy sympathy from the people who'll instantly take his word and not question if Eric started it or made it worst. And three years after he published that "Spiteful Prank" vid just for his fans and friends to feel sorry for him and to challenge his "detractors", even though it could been done by anyone.
     Also, does anyone else have any screencaps of Asa starting stuff with TGWTG. I know he had account on the site before the Elise Hansen hanging incident and all I know is that on "Blistered Thumbs" he made a comment on Angry Joe's VGA vid I guess trying to coax Joe into a debate or something, you know since hates "jock gamers" or "not gamers" or whatever. Did he also do anything *interesting* on TVTropes, I know he defended himself against some TGWTG/TVTropes members, but it's not all that interesting other than I can't find anything that BatDan said, even though Asa still whines to this day that that IG Sucks Blog Admin is still throwing rocks at him and had attacked on that site.

Sadly this is one where we don't have exact images of Asalieri starting drama on the TGWTG forums, it is safe to assume his comments were removed if they are indeed as bad as people were saying they were. The reason I say he was banned from there is because there is a post on there, albiet I don't know if it is there or not, which stated that he knew who Asa was and that he remember he tried to start stuff with him on the forums as well as others and then got banned for it. I will try to screen cap that later but it will probably be a bitch to find now. 10:27, 9 September 2013 (EDT)

TL;DR Asa exaggerates stuff, that note and his comments on Germany are proof that he creates strawman arguments to justify his BS vids and writings about how he gets mistreated and that the instigators can be anyone, whether a 20 year old AVGN fan or a whole FUCKING COUNTRY!

Images

Anyone here, what do you think of these?

— Preceding unsigned comment added by Pladampa3 (talkcontribs)

he hates germany yet he still visits it LOL--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 10:51, 9 September 2013 (EDT)

Unwarranted search? I am not accustomed with German law, but I somehow doubt it.
   
 
Freedom of expression is granted by Article 5 of the Basic Law for the Federal Republic of Germany, which also states that there is no censorship and freedom of expression may be limited by law.
 

 
 

—Wikipedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech_by_country

I think he be lying about Germany
And the unwarranted search thing also seems completely pulled out of his ass.
Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 11:39, 9 September 2013 (EDT)

How to Catch an Asalieri


Holy fuck, there's idiots actually defending Asalieri's predatory behavior, there are people in the world this fucking stupid? -- The Chizz @ September 12th, 18:57

Also would like to add that Razorfaggot rushed in and tried to defend Asalieri it seems, probably leaving his typical raging hipster comments, but then he probably watched the video and then deleted those comments. -- The Chizz September 19th, 09:17


Does this work as well?
--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 12:23, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

Pretty much as I predicted them to be, tl;dr paragraphs from some asshurt drag queen who can't get enough of riding on Asalieri's cock. -- The Chizz September 19th, 09:35

LOL WAT

What the hell happened to Asalieri's article? --The Chizz September 19th, 08:54

I dunno, zaiger took it down without an explanation. It was taken down the moment the site came back up, I think now we know who bitched to the domain owners to take us down.--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 11:59, 19 September 2013 (EDT)

Really? Out of all people who have articles on ED, this worthless manchild in particular is the one that gets THIS buttmad over an article? That's really hard to believe. The Chizz September 19th, 9:06

I'm guessing that Asa changed this article; who ells would go into detail about a guy with a very similar name? I find it funny that he automatically assumed ED were the ones who trolled his house, never mind the fact that there are people on YouTube who genuinely hate him and could have easily been the people who wrote the Craigslist add. Yoshimoto, September 19th, 16:15

Videos

For some bizarre reason, I cannot see any videos in the article. ZetaSonic 02:41, 29 September 2013 (EDT)

You need to press "next video" and wait a second. It should refresh and show up. DrCaulder 15:22, 3 October 2013 (EDT)

JoeySixOne is a pussy

That is all. ZetaSonic 01:03, 30 September 2013 (EDT)

Wow! That really contributed a lot! Deckard200 02:43, 30 September 2013 (EDT)

Hey, guess what? Asa is blocking people from his channel along with the comments that make him look bad! DrCaulder 15:26, 3 October 2013 (EDT)

Flagging down videos, blocking people and deleting their comments, deleting his own comments to cover his tracks, and sending "e-lawyers" to destroy the truth. Hmm, that reminds me of another certain someone... -- The_Chizz 07:56, 3 October 2013 (PDT)

He won't even fucking bother to talk to joeysixone about the issue. He said it's not his business that his OWN FANBOY took the page down out of butthurt. Wonderful. -- DrCaulder 08:44, 4 October 2013 (EDT)

I don't believe a single word that comes out of the fat fuck's mouth. Knowing him, I'm sure he has another skype group that's dedicated to having his dick sucked by his loyal supporters and to banish all detractors. -- The_Chizz 14:45, October 5th, 2013 (PDT)

Asa's turning into Spax3 now. Guess he'll be calling his batshit insane spy of a father to kill us if he feels that he's still being trolled on. Hitmonchæn 18:05, 5 October 2013 (EDT)

JoeyDicksone

Now, I think there has been accomplished quite a bit on Mr Ladner, so perhaps he should have his own article? Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 03:50, 14 October 2013 (EDT)

Notice

Police.gif This article has become too long, unfunny, and will be subject to an overhaul. Please consult ED's style guide for more information.

-Uberfukken 08:53, 17 October 2013 (EDT)

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Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:21, 2 January 2016 (EST)