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Talk:Chris-chan

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HERP DE HERPDERP THIS IS NOT A TALK PAEG U GUYS PLEASE USE OUR SHITTY FORUMS FOR THAT. --Divx-Mongool 20:58, 18 April 2011 (UTC)

Seriously guise! Use our shitty ED forums! We need the hits for moar jew golds before we sell out! -Nano 11:57, 18 June 2011 (UTC)

To retrieve images for the galleries, a good place to go is the CWCki at Sonichu.com. Most of the missing images can be found there.

Chris is my favorite internet "character," so this'll probably be my next project when I get home from work tonight. --Elendraug 06:34, 21 April 2011 (UTC)
Also I would like to add that the Chris chan Galleries page is down. --Fuck_OhInternet 05:16, 23 April 2011

Contents

Sigh

Sigh, I don't think our little chrissy will ever be back. :( --Fat Bastard 01:00, 24 April 2011 (UTC)

Guess who's back?... --Bismuth 03:27, 29 April 2011 (UTC)

  • I saw that yeah, man oh man. Did somebody snail mail those pictures to his dad yet? --Fat Bastard 21:05, 1 May 2011 (UTC)
    • Considering all of the other shit Chris has put his parents through, I don't think Bob would really be affected by it at this point. --Ragumshnagum 23:24, 10 May 2011 (UTC)
      • I dunno, I still say someone should mail them to him. I'll do it if no one else will. I'll need to find stamps and shit though. It could take a couple days before I actually mail it. G'orzak 02:31, 3 June 2011 (UTC)
  • Chris will never go away permanently. The guys over at the CWCki will not allow it. --The Ragum / Talk 14:24, 15 May 2011 (UTC)

http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Mgs 19:23, 20 May 2011 (UTC) Oct 28/2011 you guys arentdoing your job. heandhis mother were charged with felony hitand run, assault with a motor vehicle, trespassing, resisting arrest and assault on an officer

This guy's an ADULT?!

Holy hell. I called him annoying on twitter, found him very lulzy and assumed he was ten. Zebra.jpg 19:28, 29 June 2011 (UTC)

HE'S FUCKING BACK!

He put up three new videos, so I went ahead and embedded those in the "NEW videos!" section. Anything missing? BONERS ltamake BONERS 07:00, 7 August 2011 (UTC)

Time for a new subpage?

The calling out videos should go on a new and/or existing subpage. What do you guys think? Mssig.png 05:21, 25 August 2011 (UTC)

Bob is dead.

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600

Get updating. Masterspark 02:55, 11 September 2011 (CEST)

Slowpoke.jpg. See here. 460px-EquivampbySwiftpaw.jpgEquivamptalk 03:03, 11 September 2011 (CEST)

This should clarify the events of Oct 28

   
 
He and his Mom showed up atthe Game Place causing a ruckus, and they were asked to leave, they refused, so the owner called the cops. (tresspassing)

They eventually left before the jerkops got there, but Chris grabbed the owner (Assault) and then they crashed into another car in the lot doing over 1000 bucks damage. (failiure to stop) Cops got there, and went to their home, Barb grabbed the cop and voila, assaulting an officer.

Chris spent a couple of days in jail, .

Lulz will definitely ensue.
 


 
 

—anon

JohnathanNiggers 20:48, 7 November 2011 (CET)

Oh, come on..

That "honest and true" testimony of what happened at the game place is a fake. He's never called his mother "Barbara". And when he calls her "mom" at every point prior? Trolls trolling trolls.

Where is brony chris-chan?

Can someone add Chris-Chan as a brony into the article. I would myself but I wouldn't want to fuck up this article's layout and I'm not sure where to put it in. Lord Tony 04:21, 2 March 2012 (EST)

Virgin or Not?

Honestly, I have no idea what to think. The CWCki is passing this new development off as being legitimate, but I had my doubts once I saw those other statuses on this page (which may or may not be shoops). I'd just like some clarity, here. Some dude 09:02, 18 April 2012 (EDT)

No, he has NOT lost his virginity, for Christ sakes, that's nothing but a dong dang dirty rumor started up by them trolls. There is NO evidence of it and it is all false claims. Christian Chandler would never loose his virginity to a dirty hooker! -- Chris-chan

Hi Chrissy, how's prison sounding right now? -Eniglogo-full.PNG 08:10, 23 April 2012 (EDT)
Actually, a credible source told me it's true. It was with a prostitute at the local holiday inn. Posibbly due to him thinking that is he goes to jail he will miss his last shot at losing his virginity (to a woman). The facebook stats were not shoops. I saw them when they were still up. Busey.pngoddguyBusey.png 17:00, 3 August 2012 (EDT)

We should find this guy

He has not done anything recently and we should find this guy and harras him and stuff and I think one good way to get Christian out of hiding is by deleting this Encyclopedia Dramatica page, he might realize us no good trolls are done with him, and he'll get back to making Youtube videos and making those funny little comics with the eletric hedgehog, what was it called... Sammychew or something? Now let me get back to my hardcore sex, alcohol and drugs because that stuff is pretty good stuff.

Can't tell if Chris-chan or just trollfag. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 08:08, 23 April 2012 (EDT)

He's got new dogs

[1] I give it two weeks before the conditions in 14 Branchland Court kill them.  — Preceding comment added by Oddguy (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Second Life?

So I've been trying to find out if this guy has a Second Life... I don't think he'd be using it anymore, since he's in jail right now. But hey, if he does, wouldn't help to add it to the page, amirite?
Did some research on SL for 'Sonichu'. A group popped up for the 'real' fans of Chris-chan and shit. Apparently the maker is called Pikachu Nakamura. Not sure if it's CWC or not. --Candy-Crayons 23:15, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

No, Chris doesn't use Second Life. If he did, there would be some mention of it on the CWCki. Keep in mind that at this point Sonichu is so well known that numerous people latch onto Chris's teet for the sake of internets recognition. Even if he did use SL though, he doesn't even associate himself with Sonichu much anymore. But rather, he crossdresses. --KrouseMD 23:22, 13 August 2012 (EDT)

Orphaned Image

Found this...

Ohinetsucks.jpeg

Not sure if it's a duplicate or not, if it is I can flush it out. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 04:02, 21 August 2013 (EDT)

Talkpage archives

Yeah the ones from old ED. I don't suppose anyone saved those. Been looking for 'em for awhile. --VladimirLenin 12:14, 27 August 2013 (EDT)

Um...I have ~parts~ of the old talk page...
CWC - Talk Page - Curses.png
...that probably doesn't help much though. I might have an HTML version though...somewhere. I'll keep an eye out for it. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 12:27, 27 August 2013 (EDT)
I've also got screen caps of stuff that doesn't seem to exist anymore...
CWC - Father Call.png
I thought maybe it came from the CWC Wiki, but their page was created in 2010 and that screen cap is from 11/14/2009, so it must have come from ED...but the page doesn't seem to exist any longer. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 12:40, 27 August 2013 (EDT)

Massive Clusterfuck

So...uh...

...yeah...apparently that's a missing image...a RENAMED missing image...I have no idea what the original name is or where it goes...I just know it came from ED circa 10/10/2009.

I think it's worse too, I think I have a whole shit ton of stuff that's missing, but renamed...maybe stuff from the talk pages? *shrugs* I dunno...I think I'll just upload and dump stuff into the talk page as a gallery and let other people sort it out...I really don't want to deal with this mess. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 12:52, 27 August 2013 (EDT)

Okay, makin it into a gallery of missing/junky stuffs. I think some of this stuff is from the talk page(s). --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 12:58, 27 August 2013 (EDT)

Screencap of Chris tardraging about his Walmart ban.

Chriswalmart.png

This happened this morning.

Are you butthurt?Hello.jpg BAWWW here. 22:20, 6 September 2013 (EDT)

LOL so much tardrage over cheap plastic crap - DL | talk | contribs 22:30, 6 September 2013 (EDT)


You know...it really has occurred to me that Chris is *NOT* "functionally retarded", he really does require 24/7 adult supervision in order to keep him out of trouble. He honestly has absolutely zero sense of right and wrong and is completely unable to take any responsibility for his actions. As such, I really do think his poor mother should have the boy put into "adult daycare" where he can be properly supervised and actively prevented from engaging in any self-destructive behaviors. What he doesn't seem to realize of course is that, that is *EXACTLY* where he's headed. His mom will probably kick the buck sooner than later like his dad did and then the state is simply going to take over, take away all his precious plastic crap, his Internet and stick him into a nice supervised group home where he can be properly cared for (for the first time in his life since his parents were completely unable to control him). --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 09:11, 7 September 2013 (EDT)

Chrises house, Chrises house, Chrises house is on fire!

  • WE DON'T NEED NO WATER LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN! BURN MOTHERFUCKER! BURN! HAHAHAHA :D G Head.pngoddguyG Head.png 09:19, 11 January 2014 (EST)
I second that. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:13, 11 January 2014 (EST)
It was Bluespike who did it:

--TROLAHOAR 09:41, 12 January 2014 (EST)

Jesus fuck

I'm sorry I have to ask about this, but can someone undo these retarded edits, especially all of this 'Branchland Ct. Murders' bullshit?

--Meltonville 00:00, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

lol no --Likeicare 00:06, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

Gallery shit

I didn't know where to put these.

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:04, 29 June 2014 (EDT)

/cow/ shit

Some of the shit here and here could probably fit here or on a subpage. Especially the info on real life Liquid & Kacey. The liquid subpage says they're married but that's it, it should probably also point out how Kacey is a piece of shit and liquid is too much of a fag to leave her. Should I just do it? FaggoNiggo 02:44, 27 July 2014 (EDT)

Rental house

I'll add info about the rental house when it's not a weekend if I remember. If someone else wants to do it, that would be amazing. Chris is about to become homeless because he and his mother have seemingly refused any offer by the insurance company regarding their burned down house. They're out of the rental home near the end of September, and are legitimately facing homelessness. I guess the apple didn't fall far from the tree, since it was his mom who messed up the insurance shit. Shutupman 21:25, 16 August 2014 (EDT)

SPOILER ALERT

It turns out that everyone Chris has had contact with in the last year or so has been with the sooper sekrit trolls from the CWC forums. Oh, and they have also been going through his garbage and the forum owner feels bad now.

CHRIS CHAN CWC CONFESSION.png

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/x-post-closure-of-the-cwcki-forums-private-discussion-board.5783/

Wendell T. Stamps 01:58, 6 November 2014 (EST)


Chris is dead, they just keep beating up a dead cow. All their plans for getting and leaking stuff are pointless. As Null is correctly saying: Making fun of Chris today is just simply faggy and bad. Dauser123 23:21, 6 November 2014 (EST)

The Taint Piercing: Noteworthy?

This retard actually got his taint pierced, or some part of his groin area, and cleans it with rubbing alcohol. He calls it his "Un-clit."

So what's the issue, you ask? Piercings in the navel region and below are highly susceptible to infection for people with good hygiene, and can develop even after years of healing. The area needs to be kept dry and hygienic at all times, which will never happen given Chris's untreated incontinence. There's a decent chance his own mother doesn't know about this, and even if she did, there's no way she knows the risks or a way to talk her 'tard son into practicing basic hygiene.

After decades of sloth, gluttony, paranoia, and untreated psychosis, this retard might've finally found a way to kill himself. Unless he removes that piercing, he'll be dead before the next presidential election.

This should at least warrant a Tomgirl subpage entry. Troll 4 Life 14:41, 6 November 2014 (EST)

Picture finally leaked of the taint piercing btw

CHRIS CHAN TAINT PIERCING.jpeg http://cwckiforums.com/threads/picture-of-the-piercing.5810/ Wendell T. Stamps 20:22, 6 November 2014 (EST)

Jesus, this is actually worse than I expected. Apparently, it's already infected, with photographic evidence of just how bad the damage is likely on the way. This is a guy who can't even remember to shit with his pants off. An scrot-infection's a death sentence.

R.I.P. C.W.C., 1982 - 2014.

If he was gonna die in such a stupid way from day one, it's just a shame he lived long enough to run over that poor store owner on his way out. I just hope whoever performed the piercing made Chris sign an airtight waiver. It's his own fault if he dies from this, and I hate to think of him or his mother suing the poor bastard just doing the job Chris paid for. Troll 4 Life 20:41, 6 November 2014 (EST)

Oh......wow. Who's worse? Chris-chan for getting his taint pierced or the losers at cwc for documenting it.--Boudica 20:52, 6 November 2014 (EST)

Still Chris. The trolls'll just go back to pocket pool. Chris'll at best rack up thousands in medical bills and drive what's left of his family to ruin from yet another of his stupid ventures. All because he's not enough of a grownup to practice kindergarten-level hygiene.
Really, he should've been given counseling from a psychiatrist, long term therapy, and been put on medication trials, back when he was first diagnosed. He was fucked from birth, and thanks to the internet, the memory of said fucking shall survive until the heat death of the universe.
Of all the priceless works lost to history, every degenerate photo, painting, book, and scroll censored, vandalized, and burned, Christian Weston Chandler's infected pierced taint shall survive until the end of time. What a shit world we live in. Troll 4 Life 21:25, 6 November 2014 (EST)
  • It's damn near poetic when you put it like that. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 01:15, 7 November 2014 (EST)
  • My inner child just died seeing that. Its gone. Thanks, Chris. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 16:35, 7 November 2014 (EST)
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