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'New' and 'Old' bullshit

Can we perhaps get rid of this 'New' and 'Old' bullshit? It makes no sense to have a "Last Thursday" section and then for the introductory paragraph talk about the 'New' and 'Old' ED. Makes much more sense to just call this ED. Message From Xenu 17:41, 26 April 2011 (UTC)

  • IAWTC. I'm working on it now, any suggestions feel free to add them here. --Zæg 17:56, 26 April 2011 (UTC)
  • Im good eitehr way, but we need to decide upon a single way to do thins for consistency in articles.
  • How about an article about old/new?

Hagal rune

The hagal rune stands for destruction and also for growth potential through destruction of the old. Why don't take that as the new symbol for ED, I think it would really fit, because the æ also derived from the norse.

The hagal rune.
Hagal rune with midgard snake.

--Hagal 18:08, 27 April 2011 (UTC)

nty Message From Xenu 04:23, 28 April 2011 (UTC)
  • Keep æ . Prehaps use the midgard snake repleacing the wreath with the current logo in the upper left

Maybe we should add something with screaming, fanged Skulls, wings and stuff :-) --AlexdG 06:36, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

Facebook link

Can someone edit the crossed out facebook page link at the bottom to link to the new one? --Scruffeh 22:26, 28 April 2011 (UTC)

Rank images for article

Would these images make the article more lulzy?


Chrank.jpg — Preceding comment added by Nfamation (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Just some dumb thought

AE-tan as a zombie seems really apropriate. Aff01000001 00:09, 31 May 2011 (UTC)

  • Also, is there some page codes from to download anywhere? That would greatly help! Aff01000001 00:11, 31 May 2011 (UTC)

I'd like to propose a new thing to the new ED.

A simple change. Maybe make a template to other articles, regarding Porn. What I see is: With this new comeback from the ashes, I really expect a little turmoil from ED. Wich will new new donations, and maybe even a new ED shop before it's really back on the rails again. Such problem by bradwich can be blamed mostly on the images contained on the articles (Is this true or I'm just educated stupid?). And most of the articles have porn images in it.

So what I am proposing: When porn of something can easily be found, don't upload it here (leave that to the faggots at Rapidshare/Megaupload/other shitty sites). ED is NOT your fapping place (well, to mostly... I think...).

Regarding Rule 34, Furry art and Hentai: If it's easily found on Paheal, e621, FurAffinity, WWOEC, Lu.Scio.Us and etc. Don't post the images here. Instead, give the people a link in the See Also session with an explanation. That's the same change I saw on the old ED in the Krystal article. They removed most of the text and other shit too (although I think it was only to troll furries that visit ED).
However: If said artist makes it hard to see his porns and/or he only displays it when you pay to view (i.e. Dr. Comet, Jay Naylor, etc), you are free to upload some images (BUT NOT HIS ENTIRE WORK). If people want to find such images, they can do it on Google, not on our beautifull ED.

Regarding Normal Porn: Fuck, I mean. Look at the article Tits. Of course some images are really needed, but people will keep uploading stuff to it nevertheless. It's the same rule used for the furfags: If it's something you screencaped out of Youporn, Redtube, Pornhub, etc, don't post it here. If it is regarding rare footage of some camwhore taking off it's clothes, think about it: Wouldn't /b/ be more happy about it? If you really don't mind/care, just post the damn thing!

TL;DR: If you can find porn elsewhere, post the link, not the images. If you're a dick sucking faggot and cannot control yourself, upload just SOME of the images. ED IS NOT YOUR HAPPY PLACE (or not...). Aff01000001 10:33, 2 June 2011 (UTC)

  • Except it's not porn. Pornography isn't defined by the content, it's defined by its purpose. That's why you normally won't get arrested for taking nudey pictures of your kids in the bathtub...but if you go and upload them to some website that specializes in catering to pedophiles, then you can be arrested. Rule 34 material is defined as "shock art", it's not actually meant to be used for fapping or for pornographic purposes, it's created simply to try and shock people, mostly for the entertainment value in the reactions it incites in unsuspecting viewers...especially the ultra-Christian conservative types. --Onideus 18:36, 9 June 2011 (UTC)

All better?

Now it's all better]]

I hate to say it, but that's utter bullshit. Whoever was behind killing the wiki (was it GV?) dealt it a mighty blow we're still recovering from. Perhaps the change in adminsitration could have long-term benefits, but I don't know how long it will take until we see enough of them to outweigh the lost content. There were a lot of articles that never got restored, we lost the histories, the user pages, makes me rage. Ty-cmeal 08:33, 8 December 2011 (CET)

It's sad that we lost much of the content, but look at all the shitloads we still have. Every day brings new improvements and content, so just do your job like everyone else does and one day ED will be even greater than it was before GirlWhale happened.
Oh, and the administration requires me to put some sarcasm into my comment, so
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kbai --Gseed 09:47, 8 December 2011 (CET)

We didn't lose ~all~ the histories and talk pages. Myself and others actually created a number of backups/screencaps of dozens of talk pages from the old ED, some of which I've already restored. A lot of the articles that were lost, that I've seen, weren't really all that spectacular either. There were quite a few I had screen caps and saved material from that are simply ~gone~ completely, but it's mostly really off the wall or really lesser known kooks...not exactly the highlights of the site. Like FireGoron's ~multiple~ he only has ONE and most of the best material has already been restored on it. It's actually kind of better like it is now. *shrugs* --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 06:36, 10 December 2011 (CET)

early encyclopedia dramatica history and naming origins

i don't know if anyone remembers this. but i registered to this website just to find this info. remember that part of the article about naming ed? like it told who suggested the name ed, and girlvinyl registering it? think there might have even been an irc screenshot? yeah i know she backstabbed you etc., but thats still an important piece of history, of the good times. thank you very much.


What kind kind of fuck would donate you faggots? --Atlas 22:15, 30 March 2012 (EDT)

  • Apparently enough to keep us online... ~Oblique 22:18, 30 March 2012 (EDT)
  • Don't worry too much about this guy, his ass is still gaped from the initial ED-rape on your first view and he's a bit mad. Mike the Great (talk) 22:19, 30 March 2012 (EDT)


It apparently means "law" in Old English, therefore æ is law. Suomi 21:34, 16 May 2012 (EDT)

Long Term Trendz for searching "encyclopedia dramatica"

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This place is so cool I just quit my job

This place is so cool- It even has an article of freakingfracking wikipedia. I just quit my job -So I can work here full time. Then self-publish a book of my funniest things. Thanks you grinders. LOVE YA! BitchwithBallClippers 17:25, 27 December 2012 (EST)

Future Gallery Material

This is material for a future gallery. Feel free to add stuffs if ya got it. Only one for now, but I'll upload more laterz.

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--Mr toast.jpgmilwinWanna get toasty :3 10:47, 20 January 2014 (EST)

I remember there was a site when the original ED was down (ca. May - mid-June 2014). Was it a ripoff or a mirror? --Leanne 16:01, 6 March 2015 (EST)

Mirror, different owner than current ED tho--Boudica 16:09, 6 March 2015 (EST)

Slogans and suggested additional slogans

main slogan: In lulz we trust.

suggested additional slogans:

Party vanners gon' goosestep. Anons gon' post. Lulz gon' overcome, one day. 'I have a dream of epic lulz.' – der Uberfüher Martin Looter Jooz, Jr, SS DAS REICH.

Fuck your serious business. Your father loves bukkake and assraep from Moohamed, Jebus, Mozez, Richard Dawkins, yo little sista wit a strap-on BBC, and yo own AIDs-riddled ass.

Is ED a cult?

It seems like it is. I'll add the category sometime.  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 01:46, 10 November 2015 (EST)

Drink the Kool-Aid, you know you want to. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 01:54, 10 November 2015 (EST)
ED is great it just sort of has that subtle something, something, something to it. And why is the software so retarded that that one time we both uploaded that Shadman preggo pic it didn't recognize either was a duplicate of the other? Even lowly booru software doesn't have this issue.  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 02:01, 10 November 2015 (EST)
one of us, gobble gobble Uberfukken 02:05, 10 November 2015 (EST)
ED is a cunt. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 08:19, 10 November 2015 (EST)
  • Mediawiki sucks that's why. Plus we are using an older version. After the eventual upgrade it might be better, however the image can be one pixel off and it will not recognize it in the current version. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:37, 10 November 2015 (EST)


Comedy is always at the expensive of others; and with lulz it seems that this type of humor many times(?) leads to hatred of other people.  —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 20:05, 2 December 2015 (EST)

There are other types of comedy besides insult comedy. Irony, for instance, and situational comedy for another instance. Unfortunately, sometimes when people hear enough insults, they start to believe them, especially if they are immature or underconfident. Other times, haters are looking to validate their point of view. Comedy can also become a form of social commentary. Simsilikesims 20:22, 2 December 2015 (EST)

Awwww :(

What's wrong? Can't take a joke? Awww, poor jihad :( Not only ur a faget, ur a whinging faget too. Fuck you. Supreme Cannon the fuck out of your face. Boom headshot. Better jihad right there! At least I had the balls to fuck your face up!

Now sit down, shut the fuck up, dry your eyes with the tissue tamper parade and hear me out.

As you are, a parody site, I feel that you would get more views and more hits if you bothered to keep it simple, stupid! As in, take a fucking joke. If you can't be bothered to take a joke, how can you make a joke in the first place? ED's history with girlvinyl and OhInternet and all that is pretty fucking hilarious anyway. Guess the site's a huge joke.

We've grown up. We've advanced. We're beyond cynical views now. Fuck them off. Fuck them off and take your Web 2.0 bs with you. This is 3.0 now! Internet is going to digivolve!

This is a fucking lampoon site. Lampoon the fuck out of everything, then! Why the fuck aren't you shitting people off? And by that, I mean PROPERLY shitting people off? PROPERLY trolling etc?

>ED is also the final arbiter of truth and human destiny, and can be used to settle any dispute, anywhere, evar and a wiki-encyclopedia that enjoying deep web benefits.

Right, bullshit. Disputed. Why was I banned on your IRC when your poor broke ass sysop threw a bitchfit? Probably because he's a faggot. Oh wait, meme translator! Gotta dumb it down for internet retards! ur a faget? he a faget? evry1 a faget? I digress.

Take a joke, give a joke. Simple. If you cunts want to make fun of others, at least have the balls to make fun of yourself! I made fun of myself! How the fuck would a nerdy little faggot like me even reach to Omnimon levels? No one cares, eh jihad? Bullshit. Why the fuck was one of my 4chan threads archived? Considering I was the only poster in that thread? 2 posters though. I was 1/2 and the other poster was the other half. Guess that's the same thing as Omnimon, isn't it. 1/2 Wargreymon, 1/2 Metalgarurumon? I also ascertained that 1/2 of /v/ posters actually post about video games and actually play video games too!

Dumb fucks. Fuck you. You're just an empty shell of what you once were. Grow the fuck up. Man up. Fucking pussies.

Anonymous is dead. Fuck them off. Ties to 4chan, ED etc. will slowly but surely crumble. Anonymous is Anonymous. They're faggot protesters. As opposed to badass revolutionaries like the Omega! We are the end, so we are also a means to an end! Involving a gun, carrying a gun, or Supreme Cannon! I digress. Pen is mightier than the sword.

Anyway, I will be writing my article regardless. The humor in it will be better quality than any of your articles though; at least I can take a joke. You guys haven't banned me yet, so at least you can half take a joke. Half wits. Ω 07:09, 9 July 2016 (EDT)

You seem mad. What is your favourite dish? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 07:16, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
I'd like something spicy and hot. Compliments my anger :) Ω 07:29, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
Have you tried Hipcrime's kielbasa? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 07:46, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
you really should try it. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 09:06, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
I was thinking more of a woman but hell, kielbasa type of woman? Need a bit of fire in the furnace in the bedroom. Don't need a dish; I'll lick the plate of pussy clean. Ω 10:08, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
you're a faggot dude The best girl there ever was.png 13:32, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
Golly gee! Was there any mention in the discussion of dudes? I mentioned the words woman twice, and licking plates of pussy once? Maybe seeing as you're the one that has introduced dudes and faggots into the conversation, maybe you'd like to give an example? Open your mouth and take a golly from my dick, because your argument sucks cock. Ω 13:37, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
Homocrime likes the penis, but somehow he is 10000000% less of a faggot than you. Also wanting people to suck your tiny dick is really really gay, dude. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:55, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
Considering that we figured out in Harold and Kumar that it's not gay getting your dick sucked and you're gay for wanting to suck dick, also taking into note that you're defending a faggot, I'll golly in your mouth once I'm finished with your boyfriend. Ω 14:22, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
  • What is this? Some sort of post-modern, experimentalist novel? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:11, 9 July 2016 (EDT)

Honestly, has anybody read all of what this guy wrote/uploaded? If you have, can you understand it? The closest thing I've ever seen to it is the old crazy schizophrenic alcoholic hobo I met 2-3 times. It's just a series of thoughtless outbursts. I may just be missing something though, since I can't be assed with memelording images being used in lieu of real information. Mike the Great (talk) 23:28, 9 July 2016 (EDT)

I too have a lack of understanding of what the fuck is going on here. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 21:23, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
Basically Ω is some overly dramatic methhead who thinks he is vastly superior to ED, who can't stop RPing his autism wherever he steps. We have yet to see whether he will contribute to the site besides uploading some random 4chan screencaps and incomprehensible, poetic shitposts everywhere. AlGore 21:30, 9 July 2016 (EDT)

The Great ED Downtime of 2019

This might just be something that's common EVERY time ED goes down, but I couldn't help but noticed that more people started celebrating this recent downtime. In particular:

Would this be something worth adding to this page? Or maybe not because it happens every time and it's just not very interesting? -- 플리콜러인더스트리 (talk) 00:38, 9 October 2019 (UTC)