Talk:Evan Jensen The Perverse Paranormal Clown

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The formatting

Is there any particular reason this page is formatted this way, or can it be fixed to look more like any other ED article? I mean all the blocks of centered text and so forth. RenegadeButts 01:04, 25 August 2014 (EDT)

If you wish to revise the formatting I am okay with that and yes it can be reorganized as long as is broken down into various categories/lulz.  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Oh hai Rick!

I mean hey! You can ditch the edits I'm about to put here or leave them alone because they are much better than your shit and profit or be a dick and revert.

Or I can sit back and watch the fun which is what I'm tempted to do! Deamonbusterfuster 19:50, 24 August 2014 (EDT)

I am not sure what your talking about but whatever I did not touch your edits however information is gathered from all various sites and sources. That includes secret hidden pages on facebook, interviews from others or peoples FB walls like David Rountree. It does not take a genius to figure out that all of this is public accessible information. The only one who profits from your lulz or the ones others make is your site. I want no profit but I want to see that page bloom. As far as I can tell you will assume what you want you always do always will but whatever. I did not revert your edits because you did a good job with a better format but the real joke is the idiot the clown makes of himself that is all I care to do is expose and more exposure is what he wants. That does not mean I will not be adding more content no matter who you think I am or am not or whatever the case is. If you want fresh stuff then I am sure you will get it however note that Evan will stop at nothing to remove your revisions and also uses VPN time to time so that is all I can say and will say Deamonbusterfuster.  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

OMFGoaS Rick!!!!

Learn to read! Learn to read...LEARN TO READ!!!!! I haven't made any edits yet you dumb fuck! I said I was considering doing some very extensive edits but I haven't done any yet because; time and haven't decided if I want to yet. Why do i need to explain that? Put down the bong and look at history.

What you have here is ass Richard. Also; lurk moar you unbelievable ass-clown. Nobody really gives a shit about your little slap-fight with Evan. I do kinda-sorta give a fuck that shit about you is funny though. In case Rick, you are confused about that. This article is as much about you as it's about that Evan character.

TTFN! Deamonbusterfuster 07:21, 28 August 2014 (EDT)

Category:Formatting Templates

I can't find which template is transcluding this category onto this article. would someone pls be a dear and try to find it, and add <noinclude> to that template, pls? xo -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 12:12, 17 August 2014 (EDT)

Fixed. It was a wrongly placed noincluded in photoframe. Fix'd nao. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:38, 17 August 2014 (EDT)
ty. :D -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 13:44, 17 August 2014 (EDT)

lol this guys has a forum for ED admins

And from the looks of it nobody gives a single fuck, as he is the only poster LOL. --Mantequilla (talk) 23:43, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

I might be retarded but where is this forum? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 00:50, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
no he is the retarded one. --Mantequilla (talk) 01:41, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
I suppose the content is what to focus on,but how that's some shit web design Boudica 01:53, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
^What the slut said. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 01:55, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
Ya plus he just copypasta'd Daniel Brandt --Mantequilla (talk) 02:01, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
Smile now but I am willing to bet you wouldn't be smiling if I took you out in the woods by yourself and me... I asked you to remove me off your site its not true I was told get lost. Now that I know who you are ill never get lost instead your the one that will have to try to get lost


oh nooooes be careful zaeg, the scary clown knows who you are Scared pug.gifvermin 09:48, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

Cleaning followup

The article is now bearable to look at, however the language being used throughout is still very personal with more than a hint of butthurt. It could stand to be brought more in line with our usual detached snark. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 17:49, 27 August 2014 (EDT)

This page has done well with or without your edits. I only can take what I find and post it in some cases what is given to me like in tonight's edit. Much more coming if you want to edit shit I do not care however what is being spoken of is the will of the people. Anyone can find it go to David Rountree FB profile its all over his wall not just from one website as you lay claim too. The language is expressive so are the views and opinions. If you wish to add to the page that is fine to if you have anything worthy of adding to the wiki.  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
Look buddy, I get that you've got some kind of angry vendetta that's compelled you to make an article about this guy but we're not your enemy here; we're also not going to sugar coat it if the article looks, and reads, like ass. If you don't like the criticism or changes someone makes to the article then either ignore it, change it back, try to make it better, or be a whiny bitch about it like your are now. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 04:16, 28 August 2014 (EDT)

Whining? You asked a question and I answered sorry if you took my answer the wrong way!  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Agreed.This page needs a huge cleanup.This Abusedbyevan keeps adding unncessary shit and reverting people's editsBoudica 18:53, 28 August 2014 (EDT)

The whole premises of the page is to show he is a bully if you delete files like court papers etc that does not validate what is being said. One of the other admins/sysops was cleaning up and the right way so what the fuck ever! AbusedByEvan its obvious that their is some jealous issues going on bet if you left the page alone for a few weeks you would get more then enough views. Maybe you feel its unnecessary but we all have our own way of making lulz and validating our finds. Unless your going to make an entirely separate page on John and the rest of the fucking ass clowns then be my guest go out gather all the intel yourself. I have things for this page nobody smooth move I am out of here!  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I think...

i think I am going to delete this article, I am all set with butthurt targets making their own articles as some sort of "vindication". Kill yourself, thx. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:26, 28 August 2014 (EDT)

Ahhhhhh their is no vindication from having to do this page why don't you open up your hands and see what is worth more. This guy will bring you in allot of donations and money to this site. Think about it if you want to delete me then ED really is not a place of free press, lulz or speech now is it? This story is bigger then anything you have going on I swear it if you let people add to it your going to be amazed by all the lulz. Maybe you want to delete the article to vindicate me because your missing the whole premises of the page. Just as you do I have every right to edit or make pages here as well. Nice way to pussy out this page was made not just by me remember that!  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  • Either donate or don't, your threats of "If you delete this I won't donate!" are as worthless as the money you haven't donated. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:40, 29 August 2014 (EDT)
This "article" is nothing but your bullshit personal feud. The quality is awful and the lulz are nonexistent. Your own article demonstrates your penchant for pathological lies, and your notion of "lots o' money" is farcical... and on that note, why'd you remove the section about ED admins on your "forum"? You don't have a right to edit this wiki. That privilege can be revoked with or without notice.  VX  SS.png 01:29, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

At this point I really do not fucking care anymore your obviously either A. To scared to let me run the page the one I created or B. Think because you sit behind that PC of yours that makes you god. Does it look like I fucking care about any of this because I don't? You want to be an asshole towards me about posting a wiki article here afterall you say this is a feud do you know how big of a feud it is? It goes beyond one person I say it over and over and you act like your fucking deaf. There is 1000 people who want to see this clown roast here if you do not want to roast him then fine fucking stop the whining. If you want to add lulz into the page I don't fucking care then fucking go do it and stop writing me every time with threats. Kick me off why because I wont conform to how you want it written? You assume way to much shit this is drama. You can take over the page if you want but I am the only one with submissions from 3rd parties involved with this page and you wont get them no matter how funny they are. You want to make it personal and yet you asked me to talk so I came here to talk business you do not want to do business then oh well I have other things to go do. You only will ban me because you do not want me making revisions to a page I created you feel that you should be the only one to knock, judge and piss on others. But nor I or my friends can piss on a dirty fucking stinking kidnapping fucking clown. Were done here do what you need to do. I asked to have it taken down it was a favor glad you looked at it I think its pretty funny actually. It just proves my point that ED can knock others but no other person is allowed to do knocking back. If your so tough why don't you reveal your personal information and who the hell you are instead of hiding behind a name? You don't goddamn listen this page is about those the clown victimized I can careless about Krusty I made most of the page others were suppose to add to it if you want to delete it your only doing so out of fear for Evan Jensen and John Albrecht. Ya know what I sent a 1000 people here what the fuck more do you want from me serious? Lets lay it out on the table besides the 3 year old banter that comes from you? What the fuck do you want?  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

What money asshole your the one with advertisements and taking donations. I get not one red fucking cent from this I told you id like to see the page bloom if you do not want to help me then you just proved my point. LULZ what LULZ have you offered or added. Instead you want to cross paths with me over a computer. Yeah LULZ mmmhmmmm arguing with me making threats all because you do not like the page when that page has been doing well ALL WEEK so do not bullshit me that is what this is DRAMA I guess now I have to swear and become an asshole to fit in like everybody else. Ban me I don't fucking care that just shows me you have no balls whatsoever you asked to talk I talked cant help you do not like my expressive views and opinions.  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

  1. I don't care how many billions of people want to see the clown suffer.
  2. I didn't lock the page.
  3. I didn't decide how articles must be written. Did you read ED:101 or the Style Guide? Of course you didn't.
  4. ED is about humor, not your painfully unfunny tripe about people you dislike.
  5. Your USI and this wall o' caremad are hilarious.
 VX  SS.png 02:04, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

No but you care how many billions come to this site now dont you? I have had other editors help me with the page I did not realize I would be the only one to rendition it. I think it is pretty funny I think you have a psycho clown, 3rd party journalist who works for him, two cracked out lying bitches and one that looks like grimace. If you do not find humor in the stupidity these people continue to do then not sure what to tell you. I can say the same thing for you its okay for you to mock gays, hate on me with no proof or validation or hate on the disabled right? But you cant let one perverse clown be added here now that is funny no no you thoroughly entertained me tonight because your statements really contradict what your site is about. All the users who submit shit on people have feuds just as you apparently seem to think we have one. What is funny is if you had all the answers why was your previously sysops in trouble over all this shit? At least my postings have validation and truth behind them sometimes the best lulz are the ones that are honest. If you want me to make it more funny all you had to do was ask instead of being an asshole to me. As a matter in fact I am not uploading the other half of funny shit on Evan fuck it not my loss and as far as removing the postings about ED like you said its about LULZ and parody correct? So you can continue to do some on me ill laugh doesnt bother me and ill do some on everyone else that way were all fucking even!  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

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This is what your donation page says its about drama, memes, e-pals, interesting happens on the net and an arbiter of truth and destiny. Our Evan page is just that were exposing drama, truth, memes were coming but uploading is gone so no memes tonight and internet happenings like with those in connection to the ass clown Evan. Some of you are destroying the page your not making it funnier your deleting the lulz and drama which does not even have anything to do with me it has to do with other experiences with them. So much for my contribution to bitcoin if I cant complete the page as planned its kind of senseless to send you guys money as compensation for hosting it. You want drama I gave you it with the page you took that away from the viewers that is what they want to see funny or not! AbusedByEvan 11:26, 28 August 2014 (EST)

Okay dude, I really don't know how to explain this to you better. You sign your posts by putting down four tildes ~~~~. It really isn't rocket science, but I've been watching you struggle with this very simple concept all fucking day. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 02:32, 29 August 2014 (EDT)
>Rick was totally going to donate when he got around to it
uh huh
People were removing content to fix this mess of an article... an article that you do not own, by the way. You've threatened to ragequit several times thus far... are you actually going to follow through?  VX  SS.png 02:48, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

Removing court documents? Again that is my point your just removing docs and lulz. Those documents have NOTHING to do with me and you fucking know it. But I was asked to post them as a favor your removing stuff that has perfectly brought in more traffic. Why not rage quit I rage quit you get shit haha you do not have access to some of the things I do I cant upload anymore nor is my editing works so what the fuck ever. I had another half of lulz but ill just post them on the other websites really do not care if they want traffic and donations ill send it all there way instead fuck it. I told you two days ago someone from sysop was already helping me fix the article then it was taken upon someone to do what the fuck they want and made it actually less funny. Sure its more organized but the connection to who he is and what he is about is lost. Rage quit no quit to spite you YEAH it just means you no longer get the court documents, screen caps, emails, sound clips from the clown and any of the other juicy shit. But you do not need it you got this all handled fuck me right because you have all the answers. I uploaded the shit not you and you do not own it either. You want to own it because I created it and it did so well now your going to give me the shaft. Ya know what I am through talking I noticed the sysop added something at the bottom of the page which also was removed. It was not even my edit and you guys removed it how fucking dumb no thanks you wont get no more out of me. Rage? No rage point proven if you wanted to disprove me then disprove me show me this site is about true drama instead of making this about me. You want to make this about me add to my page DO IT but when it comes to Evan he is a whole other ballgame maybe you cant handle it who knows afterall Evan has been known to threaten others with FBI, killing them and having pages removed. I bet that is what it really is!  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!


Now I started out by helping this article a bit. It has since become a total clusterfuck of shitflinging. While some of it is lulzworthy most of it is just "nobody cares". Let's take "Evan The Ordained" as an example. It is only worth a brief mention, not a section. It could be written into an intro or about or something and nothing would be lost. It is like that with most of it. 3 lines of text, next subject. Most of these doesn't even warrant 3-5 lines of text, as all of the lulz could be explained in half a sentence. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 02:50, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

Then edit it and make it sound funny but ED is not just about lulz I read the owners statement its also about drama that is drama that is what people want long or short they will read it. Not sure why you think they wont?  — Preceding comment added by AbusedByEvan (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I am not your fucking cleaning-lady. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:03, 29 August 2014 (EDT)
Facebook like.png BakaRed likes this. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 03:11, 29 August 2014 (EDT)
Learn to sign your fucking comments. It's you refusal to do even that simple task that's the root of your problem. You want to make an article about someone you think who deserves it, and that's great. You however don't want to abide by the ED standards for article writing, and in fact don't seem to want anyone to touch the article without consulting you first. You have fought us every step of the way instead of stopping to consider that maybe we were trying to help. You've decided to throw a huge fucking tantrum like a fucking toddler, and our patience is wearing thin. ED is not your personal hate blog, and if you really care about exposing this guy for what he is you'll work with us instead of against us. And remember to sign your goddamned posts. It's four fucking tildes you lazy cunt. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 03:06, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

I tried to sign my post it does not work trying to help? So calling me dumb fuck telling me to kill myself is how you help me write an ED? You have to understand I am NEW to coding on ED as much as id like to make the page bloom I told you to make renditions but you apparently have one admin who favors John so now were dealing with a website who favors certain people. I did not realize I needed consulting to post on ED I figured id make the page and others could add to it. You had an admin making renditions you removed even there shit that is what pisses me off. How have I fought you have I ignored you? NO I do not understand tildes you whining bitch. Everytime I use tildes it fucks up things and nobody asked you to clean it up. The page was getting PLENTY of hits without your help that is why your busting my nuts is because you know I am right so now your feeling butthurt. Tantrum? Or brutal honesty? Know the difference! Patience is wearing thin its okay glad that I got a rise out of you its nice to know that I get under your skin ED never changes different admins same shit. Take over the page Cobalt Cat you just wont be getting anymore golden goodies from our camp. You think that page was done we had 1000s of things to add including something that was sent to us tonight its pretty funny but again since I piss you off so much ill go and that is it. I got what I need so thanks --AbusedByEvan 03:25, 29 August 2014 (EDT) you fucking happy now? Jesus christ you act like you want to help me but then condemn me because I am still learning this shit I guess your first time you learned it within minutes should we bow down and kiss your feet my fucking grace!!!! Ewww lose patience what are you gonna do write about me some more you think I take offence to this shit I live for it that is why I am here! You write the Evans page then you wont make it larger then what I made it because you DO NOT HAVE what I have fuck AngelOfThyNight to and fuck your little hostile take over. You preach on all these sites how anyone can create drama, wiki, lulz etc then when someone does the nerd herd comes in tries to change a page that was actually getting more hits the way I did it then your methodology. Lets talk my ass I tried to be civil come back to a bunch of bullshit I quit have the goddamn page BABY!

Actually I find it incredibly funny that you bitch about not being able to hold shift on your keyboard and hit the tilde key four times, ragequit, finally get it right, and then proceed to rage on instead of leaving.
What gets under my skin is your seemingly willful ignorance. Most people, after having worked on their first article for as long as you have, would have noticed that their article looked much messier compared to other ones here and dug into the ED help section of the site to see how to improve it. You, on the other hand, have seen fit to rage at us in incoherent walls of text to the point that I'm almost certain I can hear you crying at the end of your previous comment. Lurk more, pay attention to how things work around here, and try again later. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 04:04, 29 August 2014 (EDT)
This talk page is now an article. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 09:10, 29 August 2014 (EDT)
Anyway, I did the janitor job. Since it was mostly just images with 2-3 lines of text I arranged it to be more of an image collection page. There probably needs some clarification on the images, but I don't care. At all. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 10:03, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

A lot of the images have been flushed.This faggot does not know how to take a fucking screencap.--Boudica 22:07, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

Evan talks back!

Evan Jensen
Aug 17th, 3:13pm
My name is evan jensen a page on your site was allowed, however i do realise that your site is for satire type comedy i am perfectly good with this however  allowing a man named lord rick rowe to post pics and vial threats of my home, where i live is way over the top i am respectfully asking them be removed and him blocked from your site if the public knows where i live its very dangerous for myself and my family. threats on the internet and ones that `may harm my family will not be taken lightly, that man has stalked my family for some time. he has over 500 pages of slander and continued threats to do bodily harm.

Sent by Encyclopedia Dramatica
Aug 26th, 4:11am
who is lord rick? link?

Evan Jensen
Aug 26th, 1:33pm
hold on ill get it ok?

Evan Jensen
Aug 26th, 1:40pm

Evan Jensen
Aug 26th, 1:43pm
sorry its satire a little kirky,but this mqan has threatend to kill my family and has his posts and pics of me andmy home  on your website on dramatica, when i respectfully asked to have them removed we were blocked, but it  comes toapoint, where dramatica page can be used to taunt and harm folks also as this lord rick rowe has over 500 pages of threats against me he is unstableand the police have also asked me to get with you tpo see if his page on me can be removed as its hurassment and he uses it to manipulate other crazy folkslike him and they are there?

Evan Jensen
Aug 26th, 1:45pm

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Evan Jensen The Perverse Paranormal Clown - Encyclopedia Dramatica
Who is this ass clown man of the cloth in Milwaukee Oregon living at the Spring Creek Apartments who calls himself a warrior of Catholicism yet continues to mislead the public secretly with hate speech, libel, slander, threats, bullying, abusing, harassment, perverse attacks, racial slurs, bigotry,…

Evan Jensen
Aug 26th, 1:55pm
this ishis link on your forum done well to itsnot threatening its satire the difference between what youfolks do and what he doescause this guy is very disturbing a socia p[ath indeed.

Evan Jensen
Aug 26th, 2:06pm
this is the linkhe placedmein itsnot kirky at allits mean and you can see hisangerandbitter hatred here i exposed this guybecauseofhisdopesmoking and rants and cheatingthe paranormal public he is a fraud behindthemovie ishot big foot with rick dyer.

Evan Jensen
Aug 26th, 2:08pm
the factthat this guy has your folks dates of birth and full names is a warning he  is a dangerous guyand should not be taken lightly at all.

--Mantequilla (talk) 04:06, 30 August 2014 (EDT)