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Hey guys, I just looked on this slugs facebook page and he has a post saying

" I decided to make a big decision in my life in moving to Maine with my cousin Dustin. My reasoning being that as the years go by my life becomes more and more depressing. from everyone hating me for who i am to having no girlfriend and just WAITING TO DIE. Not many people on the internet or even in real life like me for who i am so i'm hoping that in Maine i meet some nicer people and the girls there don't have high exceptions since i read this article saying that canadian girls care more for looks then personality while american girls go for personality. Of course im a tad bit ugly which to girls means im really fucking ugly but my personality? not as ugly as my face. So im hoping that american girls don't have a thing for douchebags like canadian girls do. But the point is, im a 24 year old fat virgin who weighs over 240 pounds, who has been neglected and bullied all my life wasting my life away playing video games WITH NO GIRLFRIEND. i need to move to the United States and pray that i can find a job and a girlfriend. but yeah im eternally thankfully for my cousin Dustin to allow to me to move in with him in an attempt to change my life. I can no longer live with my uncle as things have been heated up. i've tooken my depression all on him. hell last week i smashed a fucking plate to the ground due to a heated argument with him....... TL;DR i'm moving to Maine soon hoping that i can find a hot, beautiful girlfriend"

Is that someone off of ED that made a clone account? If not, from reading his wiki it read that he has a court appearance on the 31st August for paedo charges, he posted that he is skipping off to Maine. Is he doing a runner? Maybe a friendly message to the party van? ANy Canadians here that can? Extra lulz.

This guy reminds me a lot of this fathead youtuber with a huge lump on his head who also did a picture raising his midfinger, his name was something "<something>spectre" or "<something>spector" he's a lolcow thats also on here and i searched and searched and couldn't find him searching for just "spectre, spector or specter" I wanna post that midfinger pic of him under the other one. Somebody please help me out here, what was that other fat fags name again, he's on here too and a huge lolcow. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 09:47, 2 December 2014 (EST)


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