Talk:MylarBalloonFan

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any possibility of getting more videos linked? seems like thats all the article is missing at this point done, he also tried to vandalize the article, lmao - disassemblyline | talk | contribs 01:49, 8 March 2013 (EST)

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weaboo template

hi. i see this person is an "ameriboo", and i wonder if the weaboo template is correct for this article? also i have used american underwear to sell him. ;D -hipcrime Applebloom hipcrime sig.gif 19:18, 8 March 2013 (EST)

ill remove it for now, it was already on the article when it was posted - disassemblyline | talk | contribs 19:31, 8 March 2013 (EST)
ok. i think it's fascinating that a Dane would be into Americulture, and if he has money, i have tons of Amerijunk around here for sale. perhaps others do, too. ;) -hipcrime Applebloom hipcrime sig.gif 19:34, 8 March 2013 (EST)
hopefully he uses his talkpage again - disassemblyline | talk | contribs 19:51, 8 March 2013 (EST)

SAMMY RESPONDS TO ED

http://www.zippcast.com/video/fba78d95211440ba326 — Preceding unsigned comment added by The Zookeeper (talkcontribs)

HAHAHA! :D -hipcrime Applebloom hipcrime sig.gif 15:58, 9 March 2013 (EST)
I vote that the video be a Video of the Now canidate The Zookeeper
  • FredJuicynips replaced this vid, which the guy set to 'private', with the ED response. :D -hipcrime \Applebloom hipcrime sig.gif 17:10, 9 March 2013 (EST)

Pedophilic Tendencies

On his personal site he has such wondrous gems like this:

Along with child balloon/inflation porn/rape materials:

http://mylarballoonfan.weebly.com/uploads/3/0/9/1/3091936/1580526.jpg

http://mylarballoonfan.weebly.com/uploads/3/0/9/1/3091936/9194261.jpg

*shudder*

That's just fuckin creepy all over the place. He seems to have a fairly unique "brand" of inflation fetish, or rather I should say a "stunted" one...I'm guessing because he's like mildly retarded. Most inflation fetishists move on to other more "adult" forms as they get older, like blow up dolls, ball inflation (involves pumping saline into yer testicles), breast inflation, etc, etc. This guy seems trapped inside a 12 year old sexual mentality, again, I would presume because he's mildly retarded (like Chris).

That's pretty common with retards who have fetishes. For some reason they lack the cognitive capability to feel shame or embarrassment over their actions. That's one of the main difficulties in teaching "normal" retards about sex too, in that if you even bring it up they'll suddenly be inclined to start masturbating right there in public in front of God and everyone. Most of them have absolutely no concept of "shame" or "inappropriate behavior" even in the slightest. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 11:18, 10 April 2013 (EDT)

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Would you please explain the logic or is this just a personal preference? Thanks. [1] Schnookums Icon3.png 09:15, 10 May 2013 (EDT)

I find frames useless if there's nothing in them. -Gray 09:24, 10 May 2013 (EDT)
Some things I don't agree with but I do it because it seems to be the ED wiki standard. Schnookums Icon3.png 09:33, 10 May 2013 (EDT)

Danish

Seeing as he is Danish, I could try to dig up some Danish dirt on him, as I actually do speak that moonlanguage Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 00:23, 16 August 2013 (EDT)

  • plz do.G Head.pngoddguyG Head.png 15:04, 23 October 2013 (EDT)
Anyway here is some rapidfire shit I found about him. Links will be in Danish.
He wants(wanted) to move from Køge to Herfølge.
Born 12/08/1991 (Presumably Danish calendar standard, so August 12th)
A friend of his, Jacob Olsen.
Another friend of his Elevator lover. Seriously.
another friend
Samuel telling how fat he is
His hatred of everything
for his personal Facebook
Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 17:22, 23 October 2013 (EDT)
  • Welp... This is all in moonspeak so could you edit it into the article with explanations and such?G Head.pngoddguyG Head.png 18:02, 23 October 2013 (EDT)
Yeah sure, tomorrow, once I have gotten some much needed beauty sleep. Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 18:09, 23 October 2013 (EDT)
  • Mothafucka', you gon' need a coma!

Sassyblackwomen.jpg G Head.pngoddguyG Head.png 18:15, 23 October 2013 (EDT)

Okay it seems this cunt fuck might be related to John Petersen, who is known as Kurt Gulvmand, who is a fraud. Kontant on his fraud for Sammy's relation
Hahahah brilliant! G Head.pngoddguyG Head.png 05:03, 24 October 2013 (EDT)
And on one of Samuel's Facebook posts he claims that his father was stabbed. I haven't been able to confirm this, and any evidence suggests there were no stabbings when this supposedly happened. Cobalt Cat.jpg Atomicnumber27 07:39, 24 October 2013 (EDT)


fuck ED!!!! — Preceding comment added by BratzSamuel2006 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

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