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Promise Redmond Begs for Money on the Internet


What the fuck is this? Do you really have no shame? You are already on welfare and yet you have the audacity to ask your fan base, who themselves are mostly minors and have little money of their own, for money to buy a capture device which you can't even pronounce correctly. You truly encompass everything that is wrong with the welfare system in this country. You have absolutely no problem taking other peoples' money, yet you won't do anything to get off of welfare. Instead you remain a parasite on the system, leeching off of the government with absolutely no remorse. When was the last time you were on an interview? No, how silly of me. That would be asking too much of you. When was the last time you even filled out a job application?

On top of that, you aren't even using the money you receive to better yourself somehow. Instead you are using the money to buy a product that you think will make you more popular to satisfy your already inflated ego. You could have spent your welfare money on a suit or nice clothes to wear on a job interview. You could have spent your welfare money on some programming/network books. No, a capture device is more important to you than fixing yourself. You have all the free time in the world and yet you have nothing to show for it because you choose to make videos of old games that no one really cares about except a specific group of people. You are in your mid-30s and you have nothing to show for it except a legacy of poorly played old video games that no one who has a life cares about.

The only consolation I have is that you are so socially inept that the chances of you impregnating a girl and unleashing your broken seed on the world is infinitesimally small. Not that you would be a good father anyway. We don't need another fatherless child in the world that would eventually turn to crime and drag society down even further.

On a similar topic I have no idea how it became so accepted to beg for money on the internet. If you live in a house or an apartment that has running water, four walls, a computer, an internet connection, and a TV, you are the last person on earth who should be begging for money, especially on the internet. --User55736572 09:14, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

Try not to spam the whole talk page. Hitmonchan 21:54, 19 August 2011 (UTC)

Things Valis77 Spends His Welfare Check On

How does Promise waste tax payer money?

Deviantart commissions of his cartoon girlfriend

Another commission of his fake wife

Valis77's Crack Party with an Asian Hooker

Valis-party.jpg Valis-asian-hooker.jpg

Who Mad? He Mad.


--User55736572 15:27, 16 August 2011 (UTC)

Sex offenders on Jewtube

How is this nigger allowed to be on Jewtube and not breach the conditions of him being a sex offender? Far as I know, all states forbid anyone that's an RSO to be a part of any social networking site, or be in contact with minors, which there is plenty of on Jewtube. About a year or two ago, I emailed the authorities where he's from after he posted that video of him creeping around an elementary school. I did get a response, but obviously nothing has been done. Maybe it's time we *gulp* get Perverted Justice involved and let their white knights have a crack at getting him ban hammered once and for all. TrollinRootbrian 18:23, 17 March 2012 (EDT)

I doubt PJ will take interest in him. As much as I hate him, his little 15 minutes of infamy that 1evilmofo gave him on his exposure videos are long gone. Hell, this article also has no hits as well although I'm letting it stay up in case the moron does something new. Hitmonchan 19:15, 20 May 2012 (EDT)

Yep, no one gives a fuck. Old news. Fuck internet viglante moralfag groups. You'd make more of a difference getting the local ghetto kids to beat the shit out of him. Ps. TrollinRootbrian sounds like a fag. Pockey&hentai - the animu dr3am girl™ 20:09, 20 May 2012 (EDT)

Died videos

'''[[Ebonics|Listen]] as this [[nigger]] annihilates the English language'''
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'''Observe the faggotry this guy engages in'''
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<center>'''Request him to eat [[over 9000]] [[Burger King|Whoppers]] while raping a 15 year old girl'''</center><center><youtube>Ve2piRFgxX0</youtube></center>

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:01, 29 October 2015 (EDT)

Once a pedo...

As I suck at wiki markup: He thinks the ass of 7 year old Rydia in FF 4 looks good [[1]] [[2]] Bkifft 10:48, 30 October 2015 (EDT)

Added. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 11:12, 30 October 2015 (EDT)
Thanks a ton. And btw: He started to delete fucking everything. Prepare the popcorn! Bkifft 15:38, 30 October 2015 (EDT)


there's a problem with playing one and then clicking "next". i tried and failed to fix it. :/ -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 17:26, 19 June 2016 (EDT)

It has an installed homo detector. It won't let you click next if your breath smells like penis. No but here it is works fine. In Firefags it plays a video, and even lets me click next while still playing the video. In Chrome playing a video and clicking next stopped the video. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 18:40, 19 June 2016 (EDT)
okay i brushed out the cockbreath and used Chrome, and it works fine. thx bby <3 -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 13:22, 22 June 2016 (EDT)