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Teen Titans
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Once upon a time, comic book nerds had the fantastic idea of crossing over all the sidekicks for one great fantastic sidekick orgy, so they could skip through the fields of olde, pick flowers, and do other gay shit. Because DC comics had nothing better planned for the sidekicks, they decided go with the fans' wet dream and the comic series about Superhero rejects banding together because they really, really suck was born. However, despite whatever comic book fans tell you, the series went to hell even before Cartoon Network raped it up the ass because, like any comic book series, it suffered from featuring about five million characters, none of which served a purpose besides satisfying a specific fetish.
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Characters
Oh boy! If you like one note characters, then man, it's got a lot of that. These characters are so typical that all of the fans root for the villains. Then again, the villains include Joseph Fritzl, Tom Anderson, Satan, and other pedos, so it's no wonder they pwn the brats 90% of the time.
Robin: The only character that non-comic-book nerds recognize. Thus, he's the leader.
Raven: Space-Satan's daughter that fangirls ship with Robin because "OMG! THEY HAVE BIRD NAMES! THAT'S SO CUTE!!11"
Beast Boy: The so called "funny" virgin that fell in love with anything with tits. Best friends with the nigger because minorities gotta stick together.
Cyborg: Token ethnic of the group who receives no fan attention at all because he never eats fried chicken like a good little nigger. Instead, his role is to build shit while the white, green, and gray folk go out and do the real work. It was also decided that Cyborg couldn't go on any missions because, like any ghetto convict, he drove a loud car and shot everything he saw.
Starfire: The socially-retarded one whose sole purpose is to provide underage pantyshots.
Terra: Takes Beast Boy's virginity, joins the bad guys, and is hated by the fangirls for "BREAKING FURRYBOIS HEART! THAT BITCH! I'LL KILL THAT SLUT!"
Deathstroke: Main villain of the series. His notable goals are getting pwned by his dead bitch of a wife in the eye, allowing him to be skullfucked by Trigon in later episodes. Notable for making Terra his bitch.
Fans
- Arkham-Insanity: Draws Titans CP
- Nesshelper
- Neo arcane: Starfire's biggest faggot
- Dakari-King Mykan: Makes videos of Beast Boy lip-syncing Sesame Street songs and writes emo fics about Beast Boy wanting to pound Terra's vagina.
Teen Titans GO!
The TARTlets at deviantART raided the creators' telephones in a bid to make them BRING BACK TEEN TITANS NAO!!!!111, because complaining to a show's creator will definitely save your favorite show, as evidenced by the show's return in 2013. Because the way the TARTlets went about it was so immature, the creators thought that they were being lobbied by children, so the new show is aimed at the 8-13 year old market.
Lost episodes
Have you spotted the trend?
Gallery
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See Also
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