Teen Titans

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Once upon a time, comic book nerds had the fantastic idea of crossing over all the sidekicks for one great fantastic sidekick orgy, so they could skip through the fields of olde, pick flowers, and do other gay shit. Because DC comics had nothing better planned for the sidekicks, they decided go with the fans' wet dream and the comic series about Superhero rejects banding together because they really, really suck was born. However, despite whatever comic book fans tell you, the series went to hell even before Cartoon Network raped it up the ass because, like any comic book series, it suffered from featuring about five million characters, none of which served a purpose besides satisfying a specific fetish.

Characters

Oh boy! If you like one note characters, then man, it's got a lot of that. These characters are so typical that all of the fans root for the villains. Then again, the villains include Joseph Fritzl, Tom Anderson, Satan, and other pedos, so it's no wonder they pwn the brats 90% of the time.

Robin: The only character that non-comic-book nerds recognize. Thus, he's the leader. It's also for this same reason that he's the leader in the comic because who ever heard of Beast Boy or Cyborg before the Teen Titans? I've been told that they exist.

Raven: Space-Satan's daughter that is loved by fanboys of the show because of how beatifully rendered her tits are and fangirls love to ship her with Beast Boy because "OMG! THEY HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON! THAT'S SO CUTE!!11" Mind raped Robin or Nightwing or whatever in the comic because he was going to marry Starfire and the writers decided to Conviently make her want Robin to fuck her like a 15 year old boy in a whore house with a wallet full of $50s. Serves no other purpose than to be a public service message brain washing young boys with the idea that the weird emo girl that cuts herself can be a pretty decent fuck if she has a nice body and is cute.

Beast Boy: The so called "funny" virgin that can fall in love with anything with tits faster than his dick can get hard. Best friends with the nigger because minorities gotta stick together. Best known as being the weakest link of the group despite Robin not having any powers.

Cyborg: Token ethnic of the group who receives no fan attention at all because he never eats fried chicken like a good little nigger. Instead, his role is to build shit while the white, green, and gray folk go out and do the real work. It was also decided that Cyborg couldn't go on any missions because, like any ghetto convict, he drove a loud car and shot everything he saw. When he does appear in fan fictions or art it's usually as a rapist because that's what everyone thinks that niggers do.

Starfire: The socially-retarded one whose sole purpose is to provide underage pantyshots, nip slips and be so oblivious that fanfags will think that she'd actually let them fuck her.

Terra: Takes Beast Boy's virginity, joins the bad guys, and is hated by the fangirls for "STEALING BB FROM RAE RAE!! BETRAYING THE TITANS! THAT BITCH! I'LL FUCKING KILL THAT SLUT!" Even more hated by fans because in the comic: She smokes both cigarettes and cock. Is a jailbait whore that fucks Deathstroke and is drawn a whole hell of a lot chubbier in the comic then she appears on tv and has fucked up teeth. The only thing that the Tv version has in common with her comic counterpart is that they're both flat chested because it's common knowledge that only 13 year old girls that are with the good guys can have 32 double D mommy bags decorating their chest. Submitted as further evidence, look at Ace from Justice League Unlimited. This bitch has two backs.
Unlike the tv show, the writers of the comic have actually admitted that it was their goal for them to want the reader to hate Tera and not sympathize with her like in the tv show because, in their words, "She is an evil whore with no soul."

Deathstroke: Main villain of the series that is best remembered for making Tera his bitch and Getting ripped off by Marvel comics and renamed Deadpool. His most notable achievements are his almost raping Raven on her birthday and getting pwned by his dead bitch of a wife in the eye, allowing him to be skullfucked by Trigon in later episodes that are mega popular with the show's fans because of a loli version of Raven that has more fan art, hentai interpretations than there are real numbers in mathmatics.
In the original Teen Titans series he was named Slade because the asshole censors working for Cartoon Network didn't like the idea of a character in a children's show with the word DEATH in his name. They felt it might tramatize them by helping them to realize that they aren't immortal and one day will become worm food and sooner or later, everything dies. Right here is a good reason why so many colleges and universities need safeplaces for all their sensitive snowflakes and why we will get our asses kicked if there is ever a third world war.

Fans

Teen Titans Go!

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The TARTlets at deviantART raided the creators' telephones in a bid to make them BRING BACK TEEN TITANS NAO!!!!111, because complaining to a show's creator will definitely save your favorite show, as evidenced by the show's return in 2013. Because the way the TARTlets went about it was so immature, the creators thought that they were being lobbied by children, so the new show launched as a jew-animated fart-comidec parody aimed at the 8-13 year old market, despite having hundreds of jokes kids wouldn't understand, as well a bunch of sex gags. This caused great distress to fans of the original series, who can be seen bitching in the comments of every YouTube video of Teen Titans Go, but when the writers made Raven a brony and paired her with Beast Boy, hundreds of ChibiRaven/BBrae fangirls betrayed the fanbase and started defending the show by bitching that the new show is aimed at children, and the original show is overrated. Both sides are easily trollable by simply stating one is better than the other.


Starfire dreams of a kitty picnic

Silkie does love Starfire and Raven!
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As noted above, the new series has plenty of sex gags, aimed at the manchildren and bronies who watch the show because it's colorful and action-packed. Manchildren and bronies being the perverts that they are, naturally the characters are shipped in poorly written fanfics all over the Internet. Most of them follow this formula:

  • Robin loves Starfire despite years of sexual molestation by Batman and like most girls of her age, she is oblivious to his or any boy's ability to breathe because she wants the hot older guy with the car. Much like the male fans of the show, his only sexual release comes from obscene amounts of masterbation.
  • Starfire is a cocktease from planet Tamaran, who loves only Aquaman and Silkie
  • Cyborg is a powerful half-robotic token black guy whose secret crush is Beast Boy, but covers this up with an alleged crush on Jinx. Much like the average, inner city black person, he can only speak by screaming and using spastic body language that makes it look like one of the white girls is about to get raped.
  • Beast Boy is the youngest Titan, who happens to be a furry and is in love with Raven and Terra... this formula naturally results in tons of shota fantasies by sex-starved tweens
  • Raven is a CUUUUUUUUUUUTE magical Titan and pegasister who leads beast boy around by the dick when she isn't cuting herself or listening to the Cure or both. For some reason she is drawn to look like a monkey wearing a pillow case.
  • Silkie is Starfire's pet maggot and subject of several bestiality fanfics

Notice that all the male characters are generally useless, and the female Titans are the powerful ones. This can only be attributed to the vast feminist conspiracy to indoctrinate young males into cuckoldry. Notice that the only male with any real superpowers is Cyborg, a big, black sexy buck who serves as the center of the fantasies of the suburban white females who write Internet fanfics and so he isn't a completely positive black role model and suffers from having a few black stereotypes like screaming all the time because soccer moms hate it when the black men they lust after get reduced to vanilla caricature of themselves.

It has also replaced Johnny Test as the most hated cartoon by autistic fanboys, who won't shut up about how it should be cancelled and it's creators murdered.

Lost episodes

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See Also

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