Tegan and Sara

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Tegan and Sara Quin are identical lesbian twins from Canada who sing in the indie-pop duo called Tegan and Sara. Tegan and Sara have toured extensively, sampling vaginal fluid from Australia to France. Tegan and Sara have a huge fan base amongst angsty teenage bi-sexual emos, which yields a juicy trolling crop. Being mystical granola-fed moon maidens from Vancouver Island, they rightly understand a young black man doesn't deserve money. So they started a flame/blog/twitter war with Tyler the Creator. He invited them to sample his dick, which despite being dykes they still recognized as disappointing and unsatisfying. Like all of his kind, Tyler was too lazy to keep going, and gave up after a day.

   
 
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If you're looking for a hard dick, Tyler the Creator has one (I doubt it).
 

 
 

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Tegan and Sara

Tegan and Sara, caught molesting Koalas

Born in Canada, Tegan and Sara loved two things from a young age: indie music and pussy. Whilst still in High School they started a failure of a band called PLUNK, named after the sound a double ended dildo makes when it is plunged into two identical twin sisters, which failed to have a bassist or a drummer. Regardless of this setback, they managed to record 3 demo albums at their Canadian school. Their albums were totally not a bunch of Weezer rip-offs, despite them being named Red Album and Yellow Album and so-forth. It is believed that Tegan and Sara were planning to announce their homosexuality by creating a myriad of shit indie in all the colors of the fag rainbow.

Tegan and Sara proved that they are women and will suck Chris Walla's cock to get what they want. They went straight for Neil Young and got signed. They started touring and recorded 5 albums of whingy, lesbian, hipster crap with the help of Death Cab for Cutie, Weezer, and AFI members.

So blame them.


Lesbians

Tegan and Sara are gay.


   
 
Listen to the interview with Tegan below. She talks about Lilith Fair, the lack of women on the charts, “tampon rock,” homophobia, porn and how people think she makes out with her twin in her spare time. In short, it’s a pretty awesome interview.
 

 
 

Ladies Who Lunch blog

Tegan and Sara's parents have won the sexuality lottery. Whilst the prevalence of male homosexuality is 10.3% of the population, the prevalence of true and honest homosexuality amongst women is a mere 7.7%. So not only are Tegan and Sara identical twins, of which only 4 per 1000 births in the USA are, they both also fall within the slim 7.7% of women who are exclusively homosexual. This leads one to think of their parents as some sort of faggot cloning device, which is a fair assumption.

Tegan and Sara have also gained an honorable mention on the fabulous website LoveGodsWay, being referenced in a list of Faggot Music.


   
 
There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child.

We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.

We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.
 


 
 

LoveGodsWay

Joining the likes of Tegan and Sara in this awesome list is:


Yes on 88

Notably, Elton John is on this list twice, for, and I quote, being really gay. The good people at LGW are also appealing for more gay bands to add to the list! Be sure to help them out by sending an email to [email protected]!

Twitter and Prop 8

Tegan and Sara are known twitfags, posting random bullshit about faggotry that no one but angsty teenage bi-curious hipsters care about. Doing so has landed them on a list of the hottest lesbians to follow! Along with Ellen DeGeneres, Kate Clinton and Rachel Maddow, they join a prestigious list of bulldykes whom collectively clog the tubes with their menstruation fueled gay agenda.

Tegan and Sara, although both living in Canadia, were in California when Prop 8, which would have legalized gay marriage was over-turned. Unfortunately for them, Prop 8 does not legalize the marriage between gay, fisting, lesbian sisters.

Camwhores

Tegan and Sara are no strangers to the limelight, having appeared on Letterman, Leno, Conan O'Brian and other talk shows numerous times. Not to mention their music making appearances on TV shows such as Grey's Anatomy, Being Erica, The Hills, What's New Scooby Doo, Ghost Whisperer, The L Word, Veronica Mars and One Tree Hill.

This is just another smoking gun proving the involvement of the Jews forcing the Gay agenda down the throats of good, hardworking white Americans, Australians and their retarded cousins.

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