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The Duggars
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The Duggars started out as a man and woman that loved each other very much. They also love children enough to have had 19 of them so far.
Using the bible in lieu of the Kama Sutra (it being too dirty for their god loving sensibilities), as their religion requires that they have to have one child every time they have sex, and based on their goal to try every position in the book, they are expected to have over 9000 children. Allowing for 9 months per pregnancy, they will be finishing up sometime in the year 12,000,000 (note: these numbers are based on the King James Bible; the Vulgate of St. Jerome will have them finishing up later as it is a much racier book).
The parents were apparently homeschooled by Christian wingnuts like the children and as such only know one letter of the alphabet. Due to this all the children’s names begin with “J”.
It is unclear what exactly the father does for a living but some argue that he pimps out his children and wife instead of working 16 hours a day like the Calvinist he claims to be.
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