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The Eclectic Espeon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| Born | April 1, 1993 (age 21) |
| Location | Orange County, California |
| Occupation | Film Student |
| Education | Orange Coast College
River Springs Charter School |
| Work | Unemployed |
| Diagnosis' | Asperger's Syndrome |
Did You Know: Ever heard "Little Girls?" The artist of this song that romanticizes pedophilia is none other than Eric's favorite band, Oingo Boingo. He has also has gone by the persona FanOingo.![]() |
The Eclectic Espeon (born April 1, 1993) is a classic example of an attention whore, a hypocrite, a weeaboo, and a pedophile in the My Little Pony fan community. He is a wannabe director studying film and having been placed on academic probation in the past for failing his one and only class, amateur YouTube analyst and Let's-Player, Tumblr blogger, and self-proclaimed male-to-female transgender.
As the evidence suggests, Ridenour is doing everything he possibly can do to become an Internet celebrity: from making fan-dubbed "parodies" of My Little Pony to getting this well-deserved Encyclopedia Dramatica article. He will no doubt keep on experimenting with such new media, too, until the general public start giving a flying fuck about his nonexistent projects outside of the brony community. He is also frequently observed to change his opinions on trivial topics so long as he will become more universally accepted for them. What's this? All females in Disney look the same? Well then, it's time to be a fan of Studio Ghibli despite that I previously claimed that I was never a fan of anime. Does anyone even know what's going on anymore? And if you are a woman, for God's sake, stay the fuck away from this guy. He has a history of being in relationships with the ladies of Journey of the Spark and getting aggressive each time he sinks back into the mires of the friendzone.
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Celestial Spark "Studios"
A longtime member of the Internet's most illustrious collection of manchildren, that of the bronies, Espie has over a considerable deal of time, and with minimum effort at that, become one if its more well-known figures. He is the founder and current head of his own "Celestial Spark Studios", the prolific team that brought you absolutely nothing at all.
Eric initially began gaining notoriety with his early abridged series, "My Little Pony: The Brony Edition", which gained moderate success throughout the community. He then one day abandoned all this in order to create his own feature-length animated film, Journey of the Spark. And so he stuck to this dream in the face of all else, managing to gain the undying support of hordes of Bronies, even assembling a large cast and crew to unquestioningly carry out his bidding. As far as these things go, it was indeed impressive. Promising, right? Over two years later, the status of the film remains a mystery to all except those who are still trapped within, unable to escape. Updates on the project are exceedingly vague, and few and far in between, only leading one to assume it expired long ago. Good work, Espie!
Productions
Journey of the Spark: better known as JotSpocalypse, was an animated feature-length fanfiction revolving around Twilight Sparkle wrecking up some shit and running away like the cowardly bitch she is. As predicted, the film was cancelled and no more than a few minutes of animation was ever produced even after three years. If it had been, it already had been dubbed on 4chan as Double Rainboom 2.0, with a half-assed plot, animation, and "voice acting." Due to the incomprehensible amount of behind the scenes butthurt, (we have it on good authority that shit has gone down in there,) it is better off being called a "major emotional picture." It was so pathetic that even Rina-chan left because not even she could handle the level of faggotry and autism. The original release was to be in summer 2014, but it keeps getting pushed because the directors don't want to own up to their fans that it's a lost cause of a project. Furthermore, the JotSpocalypse has received a significant number of cease and desist orders, which begs the thought that perhaps the project's biggest accomplishment has been keeping this a secret the whole time. Oh wait, oops.
The Longest Brawl: Based upon the hit Super Smash Brothers video game series, this is the new project that Eric decided to flee to once he realized that JotSpocalypse was failing and that the brony community was beginning to hate his guts more and more every day. He voices one of the characters and put his favorite Pokemon, Espeon, into the game even though she isn't even canonically in the video game, because Eric loves that sort of power. He is the only "voice actor" in the series that cannot fucking act at all.
Asura's Reach: A furry-inspired rip-off of Zachary Rich's True Tail. When your own movie failed so miserably, you might as well rip off a director who actually did complete something, even though Double Rainboom is one of the most actively hated fan-produced media in the brony fandom.
Equestria LA 2012
On November 3, 2012, Ridenour attended Lauren Faust's panel at Equestria LA 2012 in Anaheim, California. He awkwardly requested her to give a shout out to the team. Faust was never seen at a brony convention after this event.
Fanbase
One of the most notable individuals in the Journey of the Spark fandom is immblueversion (Powerword: Ian Murphy). He is 22 years old and just slightly older than Eric. He is such a heaping pile of lusting autism that he spend all of his free time lurking YouTube, Twitter, Tumblr, Equestria Daily, Derpibooru telling everyone who was normally and intelligently doubting the feature film that fell to its dooming fail that there was nothing to worry about. He bought into all of Eric's lies and preached them across the Internet as if it were the Gospel truth. In the end, his pathetic ass was proven wrong, and he has a special subsection on his favorite director's Encyclopedia Dramatica article made just for him. Enjoy it, faggot.
Journey of the Spark Cease and Desist Order
If you're still not convinced that this pussy isn't completely out of his fucking mind, check this out. He has a cease and desist order from Hasbro Inc. He has kept it a secret from the brony community so they wouldn't flip their horsefucking shit out like they did with failures such as Fighting is Magic. And now, through the miracle of the Internets, the boys in the lab have managed to track down a genuine copy of such a C&D. We kid you not. Feast your eyes.
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If you are not convinced this is a legitimate cease and desist order, consider the following:
1. It is addressed to Eric Ridenour's home in Corona, California.
2. It is addressed to Journey of the Spark's official email account.
3. Carin Reynolds is a real lawyer who sends letters on behalf of Hasbro. Go ahead. Google her. She can be contacted at [email protected] as stated above.
Fleeing the Project and Cancellation
In early September 2014, Eric made the official announcement that he would be taking a 'hiatus' from Journey of the Spark, for personal reasons relating to this mental health and gender identity. Not big surprise. On the topic of the project's continuation, however, he left it open to speculation, as per the usual.
However, just a couple weeks later, on September 16th, Ridenour just couldn't take the pressure anymore and decided to once and for all make the move to finally officially cancel his beloved JotS.
... but for the purposes of this ED article:
A New Leaf
After becoming an international embarrassment in front of the entire brony fandom, Eric made the most logical decision imaginable: he became a weeaboo, made up a new persona, and deleted his old accounts under the name The Eclectic Espeon. He now goes by Super Sailor Makoto. He completely fails feminizing his voice; making him only sound more autistic than it originally was.
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Transgender
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Actual footage of Eric realizing he just killed the one man uglier than him. Becoming a woman was the only solution.
Eric "came out" as transgender in early 2014. As the only son of four half-sisters, he felt left out. That basically means that everyone who helped write this article is a transphobic scum for not using female pronouns. Just when it seemed there was nothing more he could do to draw in attention and confuse people, he one day decided to become a female out of the blue. There was a complete lack of prior indication to this change, and one can only imagine that high levels of exposure to Tumblr finally caused the fellow to jump on the first minority bandwagon he could find - such is a natural stage in the life cycle of an attention whore. Originally, his name went from Eric to Emma, but he has since changed it yet again, to Violet. There is serious doubt of any actual paperwork legally reflecting this change, so it can be safely assumed that these too are merely interchangeable phases.
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Paraphilias
Eric is a little-known (until now) body expansion fetish enthusiast. He enjoys a variety of forms of expansion, including weight gain, balloon-style inflation, pregnancy, and last but definitely not least: blueberry inflation. Since Tim Burton's 2005 adaption of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was released into theaters, he found himself at the ripe young age of 12 fascinated with the infamous scene in which prepubescent Violet Beauregarde, the winner of the third Golden Ticket and the second spoiled brat to be kicked off of the tour of Willy Wonka's factory, noms on a stick of gum and blows up into a human blueberry. As Violet got bigger, so did Eric's dick, and he was quick to set up a myriad of social media accounts dedicated to drooling over these poor, obese cartoon women so that he could feel better about his own weight in desperate times of doubt. That's enough to make anyone cringe. We know his mother was definitely not pleased when she found out. Not everyone's cup of tea, but those few such as The Ultimate Umbreon, when Eric introduced her to his bizarre interest, have learned to just roll with it.
Romantic Life
The Ultimate Umbreon is the young teenage girlfriend of Eric Ridenour. They are currently in their third online-based, long-distance relationship after getting together and breaking up on-and-off since 2012.
PayPal Promotion
Because Eric is obviously poor, unemployed, living with his mother, and has nothing better to do with his life than bitch about the new Maleficent movie, he decided to take the route of other notable Internet figures and request - of all things - monetary donations. His girlfriend made a video on her old channel in hopes of convincing you to give him your hard-earned cash, in order to prolong his ability to play vidja games and post them on JewTube. Spoiler: He's made no fucking money at all. If he gets any money, he'll just waste it all on more video games when he is supposed to be investing it on JotSpocalypse.
Discovering Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —Eric Ridenour; attempting to be cool towards his fans as a reaction to this page | ||
On July 7, 2014, Eric discovered that he was bait enough to be targeted by the cool kids of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Instead of contemplating becoming an hero as we expected, he is just as amused as we are. It only further proves that his asperger's syndrome is much stronger than we thought and we can continue to point out what is wrong with this virtual child predator as much as we please. It's a win-win situation (for now).
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External Links
FanOingo93 Did you notice that his relationship status is listed as single? Anyone who is smart enough to click on his Tumblr will know that's not the case.
EclecticEspeon Fan page with a grand total of 11 likes! That's already double the average Journey of the Spark panel attendance - panelists included!
BronyDubs4Life Not another fucking My Little Pony abridged
AnimeDubs4Life Mediocre Kill la Kill fandubs, as well as Sailor Moon and Puella Magi Madoka Magica. They probably will never happen.
SuperSailorMakoto (Formerly EclecticEspeon) Putting the twit in Twitter
SuperSailorMakoto Where most of the lulz comes from
FanOingo93 Main deviantART
FanOingo Old deviantART
LOL DEACTIVATED!
animated93 Fetish deviantART
PansandTrans Nicole's (now known as "Ashton") female-to-male "transition" blog now that her former lover has convinced her all the cool kids on the block are men with vaginas. She also considers herself a "writer" and "voice actor" just like every other 15-year-old on Dumblr. Ever.
Related People
See Also
- Asperger's Syndrome
- Attention Whore
- Brony
- Basement Dweller
- Fat
- Feminism
- Furry
- Girl on the Internet Syndrome
- Hypocrisy
- Inflation art
- My Little Pony
- Pedophilia
- Pussy
- Sick fuck
- Weeaboo
| | The Eclectic Espeon is part of a series on Aspies. |
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| Preceded by Game Theory | The Eclectic Espeon | Succeeded by Venom2204 |







