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The Greek Semen
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
What happens when you combine Tom Preston and Bobby Crosby with a vagina? You get Jacqueline Howett, the lady who wrote The Greek Seamaen, an "indie" (vanity-published) novel.
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As you know, in the writing business as in the art business, you gotta take criticism. Many TARTlets were barbecued upon not realizing this. Unfortunately our friend Wacky Jacky fared far worse.
There was a nobody named Big Al who reviewed her book on his blog. He said that while her plot was lovely, she needed to really work on her grammar and spelling. She said No U my sentences are the bestest and she will only listen to the GOOD reviews. Big Al stood by his review. Wacky Jacky then demanded that he take it off his site. When Big Al refused to give in, Wacky Jacky elegantly told him to Fuck off. Those words caused the internet to pile onto her. Haters flooded her Amazon pages causing her books' ratings to tank. Even Salon.com made an article on the blowup. And it was Twatted around in... publishing circles, killing her chances of being a seriously-taken writer.
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Jacqueline Howett
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"Katy." Don whispered, barely moving his mouth.
"Yes, Don?" Katy breathed erotically.
"I think your toes pinched a pube out of my sack."
But it was too late. The pube was gone, and so was Gino.}}
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External links
- Wikipedia
- Wacky Jacky's website
- Wacky Jacky's Blogspot
- The blowup with Big Al (You can see the comments that Wacky Jacky retracted right here)
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