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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Man is the person who keeps us down, mah brutha. Not much is known about The Man, but he goes by many names. (e.g. they, whitey, CIA) The Man is similar to Santa Claus in that he is white and knows everything about you... including that time you touched your sister inappropriately. (You sick fuck.)
The Man owns everything worth owning and is laughing at your poverty.
And remember, The Man is watching you...ALWAYS. Even when you're stuffing your fat fucking face with "Italian Food" at Olive Garden.
In Soviet Russia the man sticks it to you.
"The Man" usually describes an individual who holds authority over another, such as an employment supervisor, police officer or ED Sysop.
It is important to note "The Man" is a title almost exclusively conferred upon an American male of northern-European ancestry. Every four years this person is elected via a secret election which the darkies are ignorant of. The ballots, which are hidden in specially-marked tubes of Preparation H, are mailed in.
While "The Man's" identity is usually a closely guarded secret - it is well known that Ronald Reagan, held the office from 1988 to 1992 after finishing his lower post as President of the United States. Reagan was able to roll back many of the rights blacks had gained in the 60s and added Arabs to the list of oppressed minorities. In many ways, Reagan was far worse than Hitler - since Jews got their own country after their ordeal was over.
Events The Man is Responsible For
- The end of slavery
- Your car breaking down
- The Holocaust
- Rumors that the Holocaust is fake
- Dane Cook becoming popular
- The assrape of your mom
- The nuclear annihilation of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
- The robot-driven nuclear annihiliation of most of mankind
- The war in Iraq
- The 2009 post-election protests in Iran
- The "war" on drugs
- World War I and World War II
- AIDS, withholding the cure for cancer, etc.
- The Wapanese epidemic
- Dissemination of heroin to poor
- The Crack Epidemic
- Manufacturing newfags
- AWL CAPS R AWESUM LOLOLOL
- "Who brought /b/ in?" "The White Man!"
- One great man is responsible for this
- The RIAA
- hiring Jews to do 9/11
- The creation of Latinos
- No Weed available for the general public
- Shitty Education
- Your Stupidity
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