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"No, I'm not a pale-faced, four-eyed stoned nerd. I'm a man with a baby girl and a church and a business and I'm going to retire by 46, by gosh! Then I'll get these cheeto-colored beaver teeth replaced, dagnabbit! I tell ya! The shit I do? It's worth it beeyotches, and it makes me not want to blow my brains out over my piss boring life, so fuck you!"

MyWikiBiz is a site where attention whores and other entities with unwarranted self importance or that nobody gives any shit about can "author your own stinkin legacy." It's run by weirdo thekohser, who ran for election on the Board of Trustees talking about how much Wikipedia sucks (he got my vote simply based on his 'wikipedia is shit, i and i alone will de-shititize it' platform). Gregory Kohs runs this shit of a "website" aka shitsite, he charges 100$ per shitty one paragraph biography he'll compose but only when he is 100%drunk, if it stays on wikipedia 30 days but he'll take 50$ anyways for his "efforts". Jewbo suspended this motherfucker, but that's ok, Kohs has 100's of other accounts "in good standings" Jewbo is not aware of.

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From the kohser to herr Greg Hoser

Actually, the dude was called "Greg Hoser" back in grade school, BUT NOW WE ALL REMEMBER WHY! thekohser and mywikibiz are alone responsible--lay respect for re-pioneers!--for bring back the Gen-Xism "hoser". It's been 9,000 generations since then, and retro-style only a hoser like thekohser could bring it back. Greg Hoser, wait'll we get our Hanes on you!

Give me churchin and give me networkin!

She wouldn't go on record when ED contacted the Fleshlight people, but she said this was the only item ordered under account #9899439, account name: "thekohser".

The dude talks up his church, but only crucifies Christ for coffers, his own. Greg Hoser's all about contacts and being noticed. He's the Paris Hilton of the Wiki World. "Fuck you," he'd tell you if he heard that. Why? Not because it's not true, but because it's his dream...to be the Paris Hilton of the wiki world is the motor of his engine. A goal; an ultimate.

You know how if some old lady will die two days after her dog dies? Well Greg Hoser will die two days after the day he believes he is the Paris Hilton of the Wiki World. Thus, thehoser has ambition and disbelief. He keeps trying to top himself, yet he has hosed his way to the top. He is, truly, the Paris Hilton of the Wiki World. But he'll keep on. Because I tell you: if in two days you read a paid obit in some no-name newspaper in some no-name town in Pennsylvania, you'll know: Greg Hoser read this and it dawned on him: he is an embarrassment and has engaged in a years-long colossal and pointless waste of time. He's dressed it up as a public service, but his wife only bought it once she found someone who lied his way through dating with "I'm a grow-er not a show-er." Hoser things *he* is miserable, talk to the wife!

No, that wasn't this article wondering how off track it got, it was this article quoting Greg Hoser beating off in the shower every single night after he tucks his chair in at his cubicle at his "Fortune 9000" company.

Edible Durova underwear

Fucking hates sea hag Durova, which is why we voted for him for the Board of Trustees! And to say, "We hate fucking Wikipedia, vote for Greg Kohs!" He got that vote a'ight. But when he started selling edible black cherry-flavored panties with Lise Durova's photos on the crotch, I was abouts to have me some! I tell you. The problem was, Greg Hoser's Cafe press site said 500 in stock now, but when I ordered two days later. They was all out?

Either Lise Durova is a hot black cherry of a girl, or somebody at MyWikiBiz is dippin' into the merchandise! I ain't sayin' it's The Hoser - but... who else works in his organization?

Account switching

Thekohser managed to send many checkusers completely insane by trading and switching accounts with Awbrey, the most known of the bunch being CBOrgatrope. At the beginning of 2010, he traded an administrator account called Cool3, which originally belonged to someone else. All of this of course sparked a load of lulz.

E-lawyer Gregory Kohs !Oh noes!

Over 9 months after it's creation, this asshat finally found this page and proceeded to BAWWW at the mean things said about him on the internet. After butthurt firmly set in he e-lawyered up in a pathetic attempt to censor this article, which noone on the planet Earth gave a rat's ass about (until now). Good job, genius.

This douche then proceeded to delete fucking everything and threaten to sic his legal Jews, cause, you know, that's gonna make the trolls go away.

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In May 2008, thekohser uploaded photos of Jimbo's daughter onto Facebook.
In July 2011, thekohser wanted information (he didn't say that it was misinformation at the time) about his daughter removed from ED.

OH NOES?

Noes.

Good luck with that, bro. Maybe you should have gone through the proper channels like a grownup.


   
 

Some kid has protected MyWikiBiz in a libellous version. I have consulted my lawyer and according to the law I have issued a courtesy note at the Junction centre. You seem to be an adult, mature sysop here - and might want to save this site from legal troubles by deleting that page. Gregory Kohs 09:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC)
 


 
 


The jury is still out on which is funnier: the fact that the troll thought that this would actually work, or the attempt to appeal to Zaiger's mature side.

Surprise E-sex change

In May 2009 Gregory Kohs underwent a surprise e-sex change surgery that transformed him her into a really fuckable model. This is indeed the real Kohs; we guess he gave up when he realized he had no testes.

Gregory Kohs Admin sock account

Around January 2010, using the money he earned from MyWikiBiz, Thehoser bought the admin sock account WPFavicon.png Cool3 from WR. Shame he didn't get a chance to vandalize with it. This account was discovered and desysopped when him and some sock accounts he used to vandalize were Checkusered.

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