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Pornography is Bad, Mmmkay!
Just like most ugly, insecure bitches -- Theresa has a problem with pornography. She's part of the anti-pornography movement on YouTube, which seem to be comprised of shrill, off-the-wall, butt-ugly, man-hating imbeciles who all seem to project their own sexual hang-ups by disguising their pompous bullshit under the false pretense that they're concerned for the welfare of women who work in the sex industry - all the while ignoring and marginalizing any input from REAL sex workers whose knowledge and experience usually contradicts their warped perception of the topic and shows just how clueless and full of shit they are. Anti-pornography nuts tend to be beastly ugly or dim-witted asexual nerds who are convinced that women are being objectified by men, often using strawman arguments that compare pornography to sexual slavery. They seem to think that grown women who chose to work as porn stars are little babies that need to be saved from themselves and the misogynistic cabal known as the fucking "Patriarchy." Theresa Sheller's contribution to the anti-porn dialogue is a video she titled "Women Hurt Women, Too" which was an incoherent snorefest in which she tries to draw parallels between foot-binding in China to pornography, all to prove women will support trends that are harmful to women. Oh, and "men are pigs," "women are brainless," and "anyone who has trouble following her half-baked arguments has a learning disability."
Wherever Keytoothed Goes, Jedimasterbooboo Follows
Now THIS is the reason why this woman deserves her own page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, not for her kooky brand of feminism (although that is pretty fucking funny by itself), but her strange habit of latching on to people on the internet and stalking them. In fact, this woman bears a horrific similarity to the other cyberstalking freak known as Graeme Stephen Tucker. Both are fundamentalist Christian assholes. Both waste their lives on YouTube. Both stalk people on the internet and feel self-righteous about it. In the case of Theresa Sheller aka Jedimasterbooboo -- she apparently sent someone named Keytoothed a friend invite on MySpace and some shitty-ass poems. When he didn't respond to her poetry, she became unhinged and started going all "Fatal Attraction" on his ass and started following him around the internet trolling his comments, using Google to track him down.
Less than an hour after this video was uploaded for the first time, it was flagged by Theresa Sheller.
It seems Theresa still can't stop making videos about this Keytoothed guy, even though his last vid, which was a mirror of TheToltec's Video, was over a month ago, and before that he hadn't made another video about since May. Go figure.
When this video was originally aired, it was flagged less than an hour after going up by--guess who?--Theresa.
Links to comments in the video:
False Flagging Campaign
Apparently Theresa hates being exposed for the brain-damaged psycho that she is, so she goes on false flagging campaigns with the help of her idiot friends. They believe that since they feel that the people she's been harassing are "bullying" her -- by making videos with screen captures of the type of nonsensical, incoherent, rambling, foaming-at-the-fucking-mouth bullshit she sends to people -- they feel they have the right to suppress evidence by trying to shut channels down that either expose her or mirror videos exposing her. I hope that crazy bitch realizes that her faggotry has lead to the creation of this ED page, which can't be flagged down. Oh the hilarity that will ensue when she finds this page and tries to have it taken down, and then has a shit-fit when she realizes she CAN'T. Fuck you, bitch.
The Musical Ownage of Jedimasterbooboo
After all the false flaggings and other attempts at shutting down those who exposed her, this song was made in her honor. She even admitted that she was in fact using Google to track keytoothed down and send him endless harassment, but she makes no apologies for it, and remains convinced that this is what normal schoolteachers do with their spare time. After this musical pwnage, Theresa shut down her JediMasterBooBoo and TheLazyEvangelist accounts and went into hiding for (GASP!) an entire TWO FUCKING DAYS!
Theresa The Music Critic Flags Jedimasterbooboo Rap
It seems that Theresa neither enjoys being exposed or lampooned. All traces of the Jedimasterbooboo rap has been flagged off of YouTube by the batshit crazy cunt. Don't worry folks. It
will be was reuploaded.
Theresa Threatens Suicide
This is a response to Theresa's Sheller's pathetic attempt to drum up sympathy when her stalking was exposed. She stayed gone from youtube for a whole TWO FUCKING DAYS and went right back to her stalking, first as reportingabuseagain, then rememberthediamonds. She sent messages to Saelpalani who conducted a witchhunt and told her flying monkeys to flag the videos that documented her relentless stalking of Keytoothed. Epic fail, bitch.
And of course, a mere two days later -- Theresa was back on YouTube with a new channel called Rememberthediamonds. Going back to what she does best: comment-stalking people.
So not only are people on the internet not safe from this women's hysterical bullshit -- poor, defenseless little children are in danger as well. An incident involving her own child being mysteriously injured at Santa Maria Public Airport made the news.
Apparently, her six-year-old autistic son managed to slip away from his crack-addict trailer-trash bitch of a mom, while she was moving her stuff out of her mobile home in the middle of the night (!!!). The strangest part of the incident is that there's no clear explaination as to how the boy got his injuries and no drop of blood was found at the scene even though the boy was covered in blood. He was hospitalized with a broken left elbow and a jagged inch-long vertical gash in the middle of his forehead. Perhaps even more disturbing a mystery than how an autistic child manages to get these kind of injuries on an airport runway... is how this woman managed to get a teaching job. No mystery why she moved to the Phillipines now.
Jedimasterbooboo and IHitAWallofAssholes: A Love Story
One of the perks of being a psycho hose-beast, is that you can attract other like-minded crazy people. That was the case for Theresa and her not-too-secret-and-not-too-subtle stalker/admirer Scott DeiCas,a former Weston school bus driver, whom made the news after a 10-hour stand-off with police. On YouTube, he's known as IHitAWallOfAssholes, making videos about his love for LSD, how he thought he was god BECAUSE HE SAW HIS OWN FUCKING REFLECTION, and is known to make hilarious death threats to people while trolling them. He has taken a liking to Theresa and expresses his affections in the creepiest way possible.
From Theresa's LiveJournal:
I looked at the clock; it was 1:34 am. I looked at the clock; it was 1:34 am. At first when I realized it I was amazed you had gone so far outside my vast box of expectations.
Then I quickly realized I should have seen it coming. I am not bringing my ego in here but lets face it, our egos are here anyway. I could not truly enjoy the amazement because I was so tired. Then it turned to a feeling of betrayal when I thought of Inmendham being involved.
I imagined you forwarding my PMs to him or just parts and having a laugh. I love you both but I think you can relate to me fearing his hard edge.
Then I remembered how I told you how much I liked Inmendham. I started feeling that it really did not matter.
I have not watched your latest video but I totally trust you now.
I now understand my you posted though PMs. They were a select set that caused me no major embarrassment and helped the stupid people understand what you are about.
Just imagine all the love and the pride I felt for you as I fell asleep. I slept well and felt completely differently when I woke up. Then I saw you had made a video about me and I felt so much joy.
You are the best girl friend ever. Not just for me either. If not the best I think you know, one of the best.
I had been thinking and thinking about who this person really was.
Every time the answer came back a young man who I, possibly, would be willing to share you with.
Obviously I did not mean at once. I was talking about a two bedroom situation but obviously a three bedroom would be better.
I spoke of this idea to him because I wanted him to see his actions had been, in some ways, wholly caused by sociological factors and not psychological ones.
I wanted him to understand that it was the system and not him. He seemed to be totally reformed so I wanted him to know the new system was designed to satisfied not frustrate. I wanted him to have a chance at true happiness with you. You have to consider the tradeoff I was making. I put myself in his shoes and thought how excited he would be to get a second chance.
I had been a little worried that this guy could jeopardize our happiness but I just could not see how. I extend my offer to you, in regard to men, I am concerned about losing you to. I do that because you demonstrated so much maturity I have total trust in you.
Had you asked me my views directly I would have said I would like to have a life time monogamous relationship with you.
I have never more than vaguely entertained the idea of wife swapping or swinging. I do not have the proper personality for that and inevitably jealousy, in addition to other things, will limit any satisfaction you can get.
I then continued thinking what I wanted to say to this guy and I elaborate my position hence: I am willing to share you with one man who I approve of at a time (months). You will make every effort to see I do not get Aids, etc. Also you will not cheat.
You will request permission for any extra-triad sex and would abide by my decision with the right to appeal. For your arguments to fly with me they are going to have to make sense.
I have no doubt you are a world class debater with all the right position on the issues you are passionate about.
I think what happened here is a bunch of hockey players deliberately infuriated two American women, with less than perfect rational thought and debating skills, in a most unbecoming way.
I am not aware of a single specific infraction against them. I, never the less, would believe every detail of the exchanges once you make ten videos in a row that demonstrate you are clearly trying to take the next step that will bring us and your sons together.
The ten videos should not include any allegations.
No obfuscation while referring to what happened.
Either come clean or do not talk about it.
Dont keep spinning it.
If any video in the series does not pass you will be allowed to remake it but only if you have shown progress in other videos. Otherwise the counter goes down. I will make the rules up as we go along and will revise them to accommodate your reasonable suggestions.
I will not go into the other reasons I feel that he was someone I possibly would be able to truly trust, in the future, to the extent that is possible. I mean you are the one that fabricated it.
I just realized that the reason I was chided for run-on sentences most of my primary school education is that that concept is an instrument of oppression. No wonder it was so arduous for me to express myself in writing.
I want to thank you for laying off when asked. You are so cooperative.
I just want you to know how fun you have made the initial phases of this operation.
We need to take a serious break before I have a nervous break down.
I just want to warn you that JonPaulDorn is the sole reason I am worried about having a nervous break down.
I was frightened for you when he told me was talking to you. If he is bothering you tell him to stop and if he does not; report him to me or Inmendham.
The fact the people find him funny is a reflection of just how serious the situation is. The only thing he has is the fact that he got joint custody of his daughter.
All he does is think out loud and play dumb.
I have always thought that people who play dumb were dumb. I think part of the problem is this he has a mental problem.
He kept me up for something like eighteen hour straight. I had not been sleeping more than one or two hours at a time.
He would not stop PMing me and responding to comments with questions that generally consisted of a jumble or Republican talking points.
He has deleted about 3/4 of my comments if you dont consider the ones he allowed me to reword to his standards.
He is a total square and will not allow me to use the letters LSD in any future comments.
I have to go buy some refer now so I can continue the madness. I will have to hang out with the dealer, who is my friend, half the day or he gets offended.
In all seriousness Theresa I need some serious time for sleeping, yard work and relaxing.
It wont be long until I am feeling better.
You amaze me to no end. Please dont try to top your last stunt. Extracting that information from me is so helpful for both of us. Keep in mind, if you have any problems with what I said just let me know and I will apologize.
I have to revise my promise of PMing at least every twelve hours. I am to over tired for that to work so it will be every twenty four hours. My situation is serious but I am sure I will be fine.
You will be happy to know I have not had sex since 07/07/02. It was with a girl friend of two and a half years.
I broke up with her over the phone and have not seen her since.
I will never leave you.
I love you.
After being comment-stalked by Theresa for some time, and after SEVERAL videos from this woman claiming all sorts of loony shit about him, Keytoothed finally spoke up in a video, and tells the story in his own words, about how Theresa went fucking apeshit on his ass after he analyzed some poetry.
Theresa Goes Psycho on DianaBoston
YouTube Feminist drama queen DianaBoston (aka SaelPalani), a woman whom deserves her own ED page for being a toxic bitch in her own right, fell out with her fellow feminist lulzcow. This video from Diana's sock account AuntieDiana1969 shows her one minute supporting her friend, then attacking her for being a co-conspirator of The MadShangi.
Rememberthediamonds Account Closes Down
Well, it looks like the Rememberthediamonds has now been closed, fortunately her very last video has been mirrored which possibly sheds light on why. Here she rants about JohnPaulDorn, LordClydeofOMAR, and TheMadShangi. Unfortunately for Theresa, she has already exhausted the suicide stunt, and DianaBoston will no longer be a shoulder to cry on. She's pretty much fucked on YouTube.
Theresa Attempts to Blackmail JonPaulDorn
So after shutting down her RememberthediamondsYouTube account, Theresa decides to send an e-mail to JonPaulDorn threatening to make an ED account about him, drop his dox, which apparently includes pictures. See, Theresa has now burned her last friend, whom had made a fool out of himself trying to defend. Jon fires back with this video:
After the blackmail drama, Theresa was on Jon Paul Dorn's BlogTV seemingly trying to brainwash him after getting caught trying to blackmail him for positive comments he left on TheMaddShangi's video: LordChumpofOMAR: Out of the Sewer Stream & into the Mainstream...
Theresa "Dick Drops" JonPaulDorn
Theresa eventually made good on her threats to leak the private photos that YouTuber JonPaulDorn (now known as JonPaulPrime), by sending them to several of her friends. Eventually, the pics were shown on a YouTuber named SecularNumanist's BlogTV show. The irony (as well as hypocrisy) of the self-proclaimed "anti-porn feminist" receiving pornographic material from men, then distributing them, is of course entirely lost on her (much like her sanity).
GrayTaiCho Also Gets "Dick Dropped"
What's with all these fucking perverts sending their cock shots to this woman? I mean, what kind of man gets hard for a woman that looks a wicked old witch. The YouTuber known as GrayTaiCho (whose real name is Graham Mitchell}, was one of Theresa Sheller's most die-hard supporters, comment-stalking anyone that had anything negative to say about her, has also been sending her his cock pictures, and they too were leaked after Theresa Sheller uploaded a video showing the e-mails he sent her, posting his ass and cock shots to her rememberthediamonds channel on YouTube. The irony here is that Graham Mitchell was going around justifying every wrong-headed, hare-brained, dumbass thing that Theresa was saying and doing, including the "dick dropping" of JonPaulDorn. So call this poetic justice that this smarmy limey fuck now has his cock posted all over the internet.
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