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Tim Ward
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A brief Introduction
Tim Ward aka Sharky is a former debt collector and loan shark from Australia that currently lives in Thailand where he spends his days walking around virtually naked and having sex with underage ladyboy prostitutes.
About the legend
Born in New Zealand, Sharky was abandoned at birth, probably because his face looks like it was photoshopped on. After many years of being assraped in pool halls by older men, he decided to move to Australia for a better life. In Oztraya he made a name for himself on the Gold Coast running a loan shark business that made millions from drug addicts and bashing homeless people.
After moving to Thailand in 2009 he made it his goal to have sex with over 9000 thai ladyboys and post the images to facebook for the lulz, feeding all the lost puppies in the world, and challenging his haters to fights for a $10,000 reward
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Stabbing Canadians
One day Sharky decided to stab a canadian man for fun, however upon being questioned by the police, he had a number of different excuses, here are a few of them:
- I didn't do it
- He looked at me funny
- He disrepsected me
- He disrespected my friend
- The thai mafia were watching and i wanted to look cool
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Accounts
His facebook - Beware the shemale prostitots
timsharky - Personal twitter, currently suspended
timsharkysite - Official twitter for his website
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