A brief Introduction
Tim Sharky also known as just Sharky, real name Tim Ward, is a former debt collector and loan shark from Australia that currently lives in Thailand where he spends his days walking around virtually naked and having sex with underage ladyboy prostitutes.
About the legend
Born in New Zealand, Sharky was abandoned at birth, probably because his face looks like it was photoshopped on. After many years of being assraped in pool halls by older men, he decided to move to Australia for a better life. In Oztraya he made a name for himself on the Gold Coast running a loan shark business that made millions from drug addicts and bashing homeless people.
After moving to Thailand in 2009 he made it his goal to have sex with over 9000 thai ladyboys and post the images to facebook for the lulz, feeding all the lost puppies in the world, and challenging his haters to fights for a $10,000 reward
—and most girlfriends dont have dicks
One day Sharky decided to stab a canadian man for fun, however upon being questioned by the police, he had a number of different excuses, here are a few of them:
- I didn't do it
- He looked at me funny
- He disrepsected me
- He disrespected my friend
- The thai mafia were watching and i wanted to look cool
—Sharky on being a tough guy
Thai Police stealing his shit
Sharky makes it his mission to point out the corruption of the Thai police at any chance he gets. In September 2014, Sharky supposedly received a phone call saying his apartment had been broken into and that the police had been called. This situation somehow turned into the police setting him up for posession of dugs and finding 2 used crack pipes in his room, according to Sharky they then stole $35,000 worth of gold, which by the way, was probably stolen in the first place. So how did he respond to this you ask? The way any middle-aged Australian steroid junkie would, he walked into his local police station and started screaming at people.
Opinions on Bali 9 executions
Sharky recently spoke about the impending excecutions of two of the Bali 9 drug smugglers. While the majority of it was generic Australian patriotic bullshit, he did say some things with which the Ausfag Division of ED whole heartedly agree with.
— Bombing Indonesia
— BAWW! the police are corrupt
— I'm like...soooo political
- - Beware the shemale prostitots
- - Personal twitter, currently suspended
- website - Official twitter for his