|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
|Born||May 21, 1991|
|Education||Old Mill Senior High School, Millersville, MD (Class of 2012); Anne Arundel County Community College (1 year)|
|Occupation||Hauling shit in a warehouse|
Behold Timbox (Timothy Robert McKenzie), dumbest man ever to walk the Earth. Aspiring to dethrone Chris-chan as the lulziest lolcow ever, Tim is a 28-year-old Asian fetishist, pedophile, faggot, racist, pervert, autistic, retard manchild who lives in his parents' house. Hailed as "the most delusional being ever to touch a keyboard", Tim is best-known for producing shitty ideas for films that will never be made which prominently include his favorite interests: children's cartoons, dinosaurs, and Asian girls.
Timothy Robert McKenzie shot out of his mother's vagina on May 21st, 1991 in Baltimore, Maryland. She decided against aborting him in hopes he'd be a successful adult. Sadly, her son's obsession with fictional Asians and terrible cartoons proved her wrong.
He was diagnosed with ass burgers at an early age. This not only led to Tim's unhealthy obsession with the idiot box, but also made him into a racist weeaboo. Thanks to his parents' coddling, he developed zero common sense or emotional intelligence. He was non-verbal until age 7, was held back in special-ed classes, and only managed to graduate from high school at the age of 21. Timbox spent most of his high school life stalking and flirting with (Asian) girls completely out of his league, trying to impress them with his knowledge of dinosaurs. Timbox had a tendency to carry numerous books on dinosaurs throughout the hallways of school and was very uncooperative with his teachers at times when given instruction to put away his books. Tim thought highly of himself like a modern day Renaissance man but in reality, this was far from the truth. His awkward conversations with girls in high school and sexual harassment advances isolated him from the rest of high school and Tim relied on spewing his bullshit ideas on other retarded classmates and teachers. He considers himself a film expert because he knows about the Criterion Collection, (but probably has not seen many of its films) and stuff like Citizen Kane. He also won a "Great Mouse Detective" contest in 1999, the prize was a trip to London, but he didn't go.
Timmy wants to prove to the world that autistic people can do things just as well as neurotypical people or better, even though this has been proven over 9000 times before by more intelligent people with the same condition. He thinks that "realists" are "out for his blood", and believes that he is "discriminated" against for being autistic, while he is actually just a colossal idiot. He also cries like a bitch every time he sees Dexter's Mandark wear a black cape, so if you want to scare Timbox on Halloween, dress up as Mandark, and look at him menacingly.
Tim realized his unrealistic dream of becoming a filmmaker by stealing the intellectual property from his favorite TV shows and movies. Over the past decade, his autistic fascination with cartoons, dinosaurs, and Asian girls have combined to create his increasingly stupid "intended masterpiece" of a film, which will be 8 hours long and a film masterpiece comparable to "Gone With The Wind" and "Citizen Kane" called Dexter's Odyssey. Around the year 2006, Timothy's two brain cells concentrated all of their might to birth this thought-abortion made of copyright hell. Basically, it's about Dexter and Lee Lee going through some stupid quest stolen from Lord of the Rings. They not only come across characters like Samurai Jack, the Power Puff Girls, Avatar-like characters (the shitty Cameron movie, not the shitty cartoon with magical, flying Asians), and some Dodo from Looney Tunes no one gives two fucks about, but they also come across his self-insertion who tries to steals Lee Lee from Dexter throughout the journey, eventually replacing Dexter as the main character; oh yea, Tim's character comes from the magical land of "Timboxia." Over the years, his fanfiction got more absurd with wonderful ideas like changing Mandark into a tranny. Tim expected this movie to be made with Imax-quality audio, a hundred billion dollar budget, Genndy working on it with his old crew, and the movie to retain Dexter's old, ugly animations with new animation techniques/technology. If you thought what you just read was bad, You should read the original version of his Magnus Opus where Dexter has sex with some forgotten character no one cares about, and has more Mary Sues than a J.K. Rowling book.
Dexter's Odyssey will never be made because Tim's standards are absurd and very unrealistic. Aside from copyright Hell Cartoon Network isn't willing to go through, Tim's animation standards are unrealistic because there's no way a movie company will waste money on retaining the ugly animations from the old episodes with new animation techniques and technology. More than half of the actors involved with Dexter's Lab are dead or retired. Even if Cartoon Network will humor Tim by saying they will make Dexter's Odyssey, he would have little or no say because only Genndy or CN's corporate executives would make it (Tim doesn't own the rights to Dexter's Lab, and neither Cartoon Network nor Genndy will sell the rights to an autistic manchild).
In essence, Dexter's Odyssey is the Timbox Sonichu. Unlike Sonichu however, Tim has done virtually nothing to actualize producing the film, refusing to accept anything less than a billion-dollar budget and harem of Asian hookers to make the movie. Even his Facebook "friends" called him out for doing nothing with his "project," yet assuming it'll be the most amazing thing out there.
When Tim laid eyes on his waifu Lee Lee, it was love at first sight. Lee Lee is a minor character that appeared in only 10 episodes of Dexter's Laboratory. She is the love of Tim's life and the girl of his dreams. He has drawn many skillful renditions and produced equally well-done Photoshops of his beloved cartoon gook.
Lee Lee is a top-tier waifu because she is pure. Poisoned by no love interest other than Dexter, having no interests but the most feminine and refined, and boasting a figure no pedophile manchild could resist, every other waifu is objectively shit in comparison.
He once spoke of wishing to "create the perfect race" by procreating with her.
Other Film Ideas
Some other idiotic film ideas Tim's pea brain has produced include:
• Dinosaurs: An Epic Prehistoric Tale - Probably one of Tim's other "completed" films based on his dinosaur obsession. It's about dinosaurs going through some quest/adventure Timbox stole from Pixar's Dinosaurs and Land Before Time. Good luck trying to read this god-awful story (Who knew dinosaurs acted like pimps, and ate shitty food similar to TGI Fridays stuff?). Note this was supposed to be a kid's movie according to this autistic retard.
• The Princess of Shangrila - Take Disney's Mulan, and replace Mulan with LeeLee in samurai armor.
• ToonTalker - Timbox thought a movie about a human interacting or even falling in love with a cartoon character was very original despite Raplh Bakshi and Robert Zemeckis already did this with "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" and "Cool World." Whenever Tim talked about this movie, he would obsess over some washed-up actor named Ezra Miller because he looked Asian to Tim even though Ezra Miller is Jewish and nowhere near Asian.
• Brave Toon World - Tim's newest film idea, most likely a ripoff of Huxley's Brave New World with Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack shoe-horned into this mess. Creative my ass.
• Mighty Jack Skylar - Originally a rip-off of Jurassic Park and Congo titled Dinosaurs: An Epic Prehistoric Tale until Timbox decided to change his fanfic into some kind of teen comedy with dinosaurs. The teen comedy version is about some Asian teen who does zany things with a dinosaur he found like harass some bullies (the bullies are all girls for some reason). Tim used pictures of school shootings and other tragedies to promote Mighty Jack Skylar before he baleeted his original tumblr.
• Lee Lee's Childhood - A half-hour, special edition short film, focused entirely on his beloved gook waifu. To quote the man himself: "Given that Lee-Lee’s Childhood is to be made in high-resolution 70mm widescreen (with its clear depth of field), and given that more care and expense (and attention to detail) may be poured into this ambitious 70mm widescreen special edition Dexter’s Laboratory half hour short than anyone ever had on any short film or cartoon, I hope that Lee-Lee’s Childhood would someday be a perennial Christmas favorite on TV as well!" Yes, once again, he is dead serious.
• Timmy the Movie - A Dexter's Laboratory ripoff in which Tim self-inserts himself as a Japanese boy, a boy genius, and claims that it will be "auto-biographical". By his account, the protagonist of the film is 8 years old. Tim couldn't even speak until he was 7. He just wants to be Asian so damn badly.
• Clerks 3 - What do you get when you allow an autistic manchild combine the Clerks movie with with his boner for dinosaurs and shitty movies like Lost World and Congo? A fanfiction so bad it pissed off the site he posted it on, ridiculing him out of the forums.
• Maya - Same shit as Dexter's Odyssey. Only this time, the main characters are an Asian brother and sister pair of Mary Sues. Oh yea, it uses stuff from some old Dexter's Lab special no one cares about let alone liked. He's not even trying to hide the stuff he is stealing from Genndy in this one. According to him, it's "The Lord of the Rings of the 21st Century!"
• The Ashi Movie - A shitty cop movie that starts Ashi, his new love interest from the shitty new season of Samurai Jack. It's basically a stupid, pointless action movie Tim hopes would blend in live action with some kind of unrealistic 2D-3D combination to "make Ashi interact with the real world."
This future sex offender is primarily attracted to Asian females - children and women alike, real and fictional. He has expressed ardent longing for actress Lucy Liu, and subscribed to a Youtube channel about pornstar Tia Ling. On the release of Big Hero 6, he began to sperg massively over the Asian female character in the film, GoGo Tomago.
An outspoken pedophile, Tim actively speaks of wishing to adopt and cuddle cartoon children, which like Lee Lee and GoGo, are either minor characters or crowd fillers without names. He loves seeing little girls impregnated and shaking their asses.
He also ships fictional minors, oblivious to how much of a creepy pedo he is.
He once experienced a wet dream about cartoon penguins, and admitted he wants to date and fuck a cartoon snake from the Kung Fu Panda movies.: therefore he is a furfag too.
Tim used his old Youtube channel in order to spread the word about his wildly unrealistic film ideas, promote the superior East Aryan race, and share his sexual attraction to Asian children with the whole wide world. Here are some of his best-known works.
The Original Brony
If you think you have problems, watching the above video will probably make you feel better about yourself.
Timbox has posted on many websites and blogs to promote his love for Asian minors and 90's cartoons, only to be ridiculed and banned from them. Chris Battle, an illustrator, had to block Tim from posting on his blog because Tim's creepy behavior and obsessions with old cartoons and dinosaurs disturbed Chris. Even when Chris was being nice with the warnings, Timbox refused to change his behavior, insisting Chris will reunite with his hero Genndy to make his unrealistic movie and some shitty artbook a reality. Other illustrators blocked Timbox when he got out of hand while guys like Dan Goldwasser, a soundtrack album producer, decided to share Timbox's craziness to the world.
He also has the tendency to go into long rants about 9/11, claiming it destroyed the "dream of the 90s" (whatever that is!) and uses photos of school shootings, terrorist attacks, and other tragedies to describe his ideas. He passionately claims that "filthy browner kids" stole and destroyed his original ideas. Three-letter organizations should be keeping an eye on this guy.
• Newgrounds - Even Newgrounds thought Timbox was a creepy pedophile when he obsessed over fictional Asian kids on Newground's forums. When a site known for shitty flash porn thinks you're a pedophile, chances are you hit rock bottom in your life.
• Toonzone - The forum where Tim made his internet debut as a 15-year-old in 2006, and first posted his shitty fanfic film ideas. Tim sperged about Dexter's Lab and dinosaurs in his own thread, and was oblivious to the sarcastic replies and comments people made about his posts. Tim was ultimately permabanned in the summer of 2008 from Toonzone for excessive spamming and general sperging over crappy kid's cartoons. The mod that b& him happened to be an Asian man. Tim, rather than begging the mod to allow him to suck his 2-inch penis, reacted the way he usually does and called for Retro Junk to declare war on Toonzone in an internet war. Yes, he really is that stupid.
• Homestar Runner Forums - Tim thought it would be a great idea to not only combine Dexter's Odyssey with Homestar Runner, but also propose a movie that changes characters like Trogdor into "real dragons" (Your guess is as good as anyone else's). No one appreciated his posts, and the mods threatened to ban him if he continued to say things like he will make the movie with the Brothers Chapp. Timbox cried like a bitch, begging not to be banned and "haunted."
• Original Trilogy - Like Toonzone and the Homestar forums, no one tolerated Tim's shit posting especially when he talked about his ideas for Clerks 3 or Star Wars DVD box sets. He would pick fights with posters who told him he should getting laid rather than sperg over dinosaurs and terrible 90s cartoons. He was ridiculed out of the forums after he talked about Clerks 3.
• Retro Junk - Timbox contributed multiple articles about film-making and cartoons over the years. Many were totally unreadable and full of impenetrable autism. Despite the praise he gained from some entries, he overstayed his welcome when he talked about...you guessed it, his obsession with Dexter's Lab, dinosaurs, and Asian kids. Timbox, along with BuddyBoy600 and a handful of other spergs and manchildren ruined the site for many of its regulars, who eventually abandoned the site.
• Escapist Forums - Probably the only site that stomached Tim's antics when he posted there (because these nostalgia fags ignored him for the most part until his obsessions kicked in).
• Criterion Collection Forums - According to Dan Goldwasser, Timbox ran amok with his crazy shit-posting before the site closed its doors. Chances are the forums probably kicked Timbox out for his typical shit posting about stupid cartoons, yellow fever, and dinosaurs.
• IGN - Ridiculed out of the forums when he said he was going to write a book that was a blatant rip off of the very first Samurai Jack episode. Tim wasn't happy when they called him a hack, trying to use Shakespear as an excuse to use other people's IPs (Like Tom Preston, Tim doesn't understand how copyright laws and inspiration work).
• Facebook - Joined groups that talk about shitty nostalgia and shitty 90s cartoons only to get banned from said groups. One of them thinks Tim is the autist who came up with Anytown.
• TV Tropes- You'd think a site full of autistic manchildren obsessed with TV and fiction would be a place for him. He posted one time in the forums asking about MeeMee and LeeLee and his "movies", tropers told him to STFU, got butthurt and (thankfully) never returned 
• 4chan - Yup, he even had the balls to bring up his shitty magnus opus in it's /co/ thread. You guessed it: Tim was ridiculed out of 4chan the minute he brought up Dexter's Odyssey. He probably tried to come back to 4chan to sperg about the shitty new Samurai Jack episodes, but once again 4chan either ignored or ridiculed him for obsessing over Ashi.
• Funnyjunk - Timbox makes unfunny pictures and many shit posts over Samurai Jack and Genndy's other shitty cartoons. Nobody laughed at anything he made, and as usual Tim was driven out of the forums. Tim never learns from his mistakes.
- At the tender age of 15, Tim publicly posted his full name, home address, and phone number on the Original Trilogy forums.
Reactions to Criticism
Like Tom Preston, Chris Chan, Sons of Kojima, and the like, Tim doesn't take criticism very well. When he found out 8chan's /Cow/ board talked about him, he would make one shit post threat after another, posting his name to make sure it was him (He eventually learned to post anonymously to try his sperging on other 8chan boards). If anything, it encouraged /Cow/ to make fun of him even more, and even Tumblr joined in the trolling (Tumblr loved it when Tim said he hated "browner kids" for ruining his ideas). Tim even tried to report posters only to give the mods a good laugh. Outside of 8chan, Timbox will delete his social media pages only to bring them back when he thinks his trolls are done with him, hoping he can peacefully jerk off to fictional minors again. Tim will never leave the internet like Chris Chan and Dobson.
—Timbox responding to his naysayers
—Another response to his naysayers
—Tim trying to sound like a visionary (and failing at it)
—Tim begging people not to make fun of his new waifu (Yup, he bought into that "Alt-right" bullshit. Tim is that retarded.)
Following the example of his role model Chris-chan, Tim reacts extremely poorly to even the slightest and kind-hearted criticism, or when you tell him the new Power Puff Girls show sucks. He has hurled death threats at his gentlest critics without hesitation, and often speaks (in all caps) of wishing to "destroy" his detractors. Even when you try to be nice to Timbox, he will treat you like shit if you don't kiss his ass for the wrong reasons, or he runs away from the internet crying about the "8Chan bullies." The following gallery of screencaps should speak for itself.
Eventually Tim wound up with the ED page you're reading now. Tim's family found out about his ED page (because Tim probably told his family about it) , and one of his brother's tried to take it down. ED caught him red-handed, banning him from the site, making sure the page stays up. Almost a year months later, Tim or one of his brothers attempted to edit and remove the Wiki page that contained older versions of Dexter's Odyssey and other embarrassing stuff Tim made over the years. The owner noticed the edits, banned Tim/his family from the wiki, and fixed the pages.
Timmy's new waifus
Recently Cartoon Network made their biggest mistake ever, bringing Samurai Jack back to appease the masses of their fantards who wouldn't stop whining about how much the new Powerpuff Girls and Teen Titans Go! sucked and ruined their childhood. In the revived show, Jack has some new enemies, The Daughters of Aku, an Asian female group of assassins. Stereotypical Asian females in a Genndy Tartakovsky show? You know Timbox is going to flock to that like a fly flocks to poop. His Deviantart page is now filled with art of The Daughters of Aku, especially his favorite one, Ashi. He even (badly) Photoshops, Dexter and Mandark into pictures of Ashi and the other Daughters of Aku, because he's a lazy stupid ass with not talent and an even worse imagination.
Tim spent many lonely Saturday nights jerking off to his new waifu...until he got cucked hard by his hero Samurai Jack, and trolled by his role model Genndy. Jack and Ashi fell in love around the end of the shitty new season, but in episode 9 she betrays Jack after Aku revealed she's his legitimate, biological daughter (Her mom was stupid enough to drink his semen). This made Timmy lose his shit, and scream about it on 8chan's /cow/ thread.
—Timbox feeling betrayed by his waifu, blaming her and /cow/ for his life being ruined.
It gets even better when Genndy kills off Ashi in the last episode when Jack finally defeats Aku (Aku's death erases Ashi and everyone else from the future). Tim cries for his dead waifu everyday, and goes on Deviant Art demanding people will sign a stupid petition to revive his jerk-off material. No one really pays attention to him, or just makes fun of his stupid posts about Ashi. Oh yea, the last episode of Samurai Jack was around his birthday too, so Genndy unintentionally trolled Timbox on his birthday! Tim says he respects Genndy's decision to kill Ashi, but deep inside, he wants to track him down, rape his wife (and daughters and grandkids if he has any), and kill him for stealing his precious Ashi. Thanks for trolling Timbox on his birthday, Genndy!
How to Troll Timbox
- Call him a faggot, pedophile, or manchild. Combining all three insults tends to upset him.
- Dress up as Mandark, wear a black cape, and go to his doorstep.
- Or better yet, get Eddie Deezen to call him using his Mandark voice
- Call Tim out when he acts smart and is actually wrong about something (This usually pisses Tim off)
- Mock him for shipping fictional minors in relationships
- Tell him to stop shit-posting his bad movie ideas and obsessions for minors and Asians on forums, threatening him with bans or warning from mods
- Encourage him to actually do something with his shitty stories out of writing bad fanfictions (because Tim hates putting effort into anything)
- Insult his shitty taste in nostalgia/pop culture media, or tell him no one cares about Dexter's Lab or Samurai Jack anymore
- Remind Tim how awful the new Power Puff Girls show is
- Tell him the new season of Samurai Jack is the same old shit Genndy did years ago.
- Tell him Samurai Jack is going to kill/marry any of The Daughters of Aku.
- Photoshop Syrian refugees or illegal immigrants raping/gangraping Ashi, and show the picture(s) to Timbox.
- Bring up his obsession for LeeLee and other fictional, Asian minors.
- Great write-up on Tim here by some nerds
- Tim's very own wiki
- /cow/ thread #1
- /cow/ thread #2
- /cow/ thread #3
Tim and his many, many accounts:
- - Expect Timbox to delete this when he gets butt-hurt again
BALEETED! See above.
- Place your bets in Tim's /cow/ thread to see how long this one will last.
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