From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Time Magazine is a staggeringly boring attempt by the old media to make presidential bullshit interesting. Instead, they spend half of their time talking about arts, fashion, and general crap so that people will buy their magazine, even if it's just to wipe their asses on. Time is very self-referential, spending at least 12 hours every day writing a story about how "influential" its stories are. The magazine itself rarely has a decent article, the last one being in 1991.
Time = marcabs.
Before internets existed, Time wrote the first truthful article about Scientology, calling it the "thriving cult of greed and power." This is quite lulzy, because the old media rarely covers the cult, due to butthurt from many Scifags. It ended up as the cover story, which is even lulzier. Needless to say, the writers were thoroughly raep'd by the OSA and their legal team. Nonetheless, the article went out, but because it was in Time Magazine, no one actually read it.
Time and JewTube
In 2006, the person of the year was you. That's because of JewTube's raep of the internets, which made Web 2.0 officially shit. However, Time's faggy editors decided to suck the viral cock of both their readers and the final bosses of the internets, so they wrote a bullshit million-page story about fatasses with webcams. Dumbshits flocked to YouTube, making it permanently shitty.
The cover featured a Mac, and a mirror was glued onto where the computer screen would be. This caused many liberals and old people to piss themselves in delight. The rest of the magazine fucking sucked, and instead of featuring JewTube stars, they just interviewed a bunch of dumbshits nobody cares about. Way to fuck up the internets.
Moot is a Faggot
Last Thursday, (srsly), Moot was interviewed by Time in a one-page story about 4chan. The article itself was truthful, pretty much talking about how lolcats were stolen from Anon and how "4chan is a horrible place." Still, it's another shitty attempt by Time to appeal to the TOTALLY RADICAL YOUNG AUDIENCES, and another attempt by moot to Jew Many god-fearing /b/tards went batshit at the sight of this article. Needless to say, an abnormal influx of faggotry appeared in the vast caves of 4chonz, fucking up yet another part of the internets for good. moot also claimed spammers don't come to 4chan, despite the fact that sites like Anontalk.com spam every thread at least once.
It is also in this article (and another one by the Wall Street Journal) that Moot reveals his IRL name. He tells Time Magazine that it is Christopher Poole. However, /b/tards speculate that moot is being a giant troll, as Christopher Poole stands for CP, Closed Pool, etc. A Google search for Christopher Poole yields only a faggy photographer, some weird-ass directories, and other shit I didn't feel like looking at. So moot's real identity still remains a mystery.
The Greatest Trolling Known to Man
IRL the reason moot was on the list of 100 Most Importants was because he was the winnar of the online vote. Seemingly unbeknownst to all, the vote was indeed hacked by hackers of hackery. The result lies below, an image that will make you shit brix at its implications. TIME, one of the most iconic magazines of the now, was insidiously trolled for graet justice. SAUCE/Confirmation: 
- The Time article. Seriously, Moot. Fuck you.
- An extremely detailed article from Music Machinery describing how him and his army of chantards pulled it off
Time getting butthurt over Internet Trolling
A regular contributor to Time, Joel Stein✡ for Time (which also became their cover story) in 2016 called "How Trolls Are Ruining the Internet" where he argued that the internet changed, forgetting that as a normie that the internet was always about trolling from the beginning:
—Someone who wasn't on the internet prior to Facebook
We should point out that the author got enough stick for using the term Asperger's that the entire line actually got edited out of the article:
—Time backpedalling after realising that being SJW's can backfire.
Stein also devotes his time to the rise of the alt-right and their support of Trump, disconcerting to him as a Jew. He also doesn't like that they use the term 'cucks', due to it's effectiveness in making shitlibs uncomfortable:
—If nothing else, then his spelling of "doxxing", should prove he is a hack.
—Who do you side for in an exchange between two complete cunts?
Stein then proceeds to engage in an email discourse with weev for an interview, nothing unpredictable happens here:
—Joel not understanding the basics of economics, despite being a Jew himself
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