A Time Paradox, also recently known as Pime Taradox by those who like to perpetuate it as a forced meme, describes something that could never happen, ever, but if it DOES happen, the amount of AIDS, Epicness, Winrar and lulz grows into epic and dangerous proportions that can make you piss yourself or even kill you or someone else.
/b/ gets concerned every time a Time Paradox happens, because it can kill /b/ itself. Cant happen as it's impossible.
- 1 How to create a Time Paradox
- 2 Examples of time paradoxes
- 3 Gallery
- 4 See Also
How to create a Time Paradox
2.- Wait for users crying "PIME TARADOX!"
Examples of time paradoxes
Not as epic as others, but dividing by zero in an original way can create a Time Paradox.
Normal division by zero: 1/0
Epic division by zero, and Time paradox: 1/-0
Guessing a GET
Menstrual Painting of a Minstrel
If you paint a Minstrel using Menstrual Blood, it will create a time paradox that will open once a month.
If you kill Ocelot in 1964, Colonel tells you that you've created a time paradox. So seriously, don't do it. Not even the Revival Pill will help you.
Simutaneous Falcon Punch
Scientists at the University of /b/ have discovered a new way to create a time paradox; play Super Smash Bros. (any version) with two Captain Falcons, and use Falcon Punch at EXACTLY the same time. Doing this via N64 emulator has been proven to destroy hard drives and operating systems, as shown below.
then we: ab -a^2= b^2 -a^2
so we: a^2 -ab=a^2 -b^2
now we: a(a-b)=(a+b)(a-b)
lets remove the (a-b)´s: a=(a+b)
replace with their real value: 1=(1+1)
Getting a fusion combo
When two people attempt to do a combo on the same thread, and both of them attempt to break each other's combos out, you can create a fusion. If done correctly, a big Time paradox will occur.
Mixing Coke and Pepsi
Due to the extremely competitive nature of the Coca-Cola and Pepsi companies, if you mix Coke and Pepsi, the extreme angst generated will create a Time Paradox, as well as a possible lawlsuit.
He's white, and is good at basketball. Wait, what?
Oh wait, they just become an hero.
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