Toby J Rathjen

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2. Bestiality
3. Cuckoldry

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Toby J Rathjen
Birth January 12, 2001 (Currently 18 years old)
Status Hacked and Terminated, Had 4 accounts.
IQ Less than 40
Mental Age 5 Years Old
His Family The Monkeys including Mikey Rizzo
Species Monkey
Nationality Canadian
Favorite Game Splatoon
Alias(s) Monkey, Toby J Fagjen, Toby J Fatass, Toby J Fatjen, Nigger Monkey, Toby Gay Fatjen, Tobese Gay Faggot Nigger, Splat Toby, Shit Tobese, Splat Tobese, Splatoby, World's Fattest Monkey, Pure Autism, Toby James Rathjen, Toby Jeffy Rathjen, Donkey Kong

Toby J Rathjen is an autistic manchild monkey living in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. He is currently living his shitty life in his parents house whining about how he's getting dislikes, haters and how he is constantly getting hacked. Because of the content he posts and how retarded they are. It is assumed he attends special needs classes learning basic math and failing at it horribly. His mother would drive him to school or he would take the Special Education Bus just to get there. It is also assumed that he also still wears diapers to this day. Toby J Rathjen probably gets bullied at school and rightfully so.

His Early Life

Born in January 6, 2001. This cancerous mistake of a child was born out of his mother's fucking vagina. Being diagnosed with autism in 2002 or 2003. He spent much of his shitty childhood as an autistic faggot. Toby J Rathjen later discovers the cancerous gaming company known as Nintendo and he gets aroused by it, This along with many others things leads him to become an autistic fatass just like 03bgood, Mathew Davis, and BrandonTheMovieGuy.

His shitty house tour. His mother makes an appearance.

His Home

Toby's current home is a pretty old house just North of the skyline currently present in Edmonton. Built during the 1960's, The house spent it's rather normal first half of the century. Things are about to change and his house is at risk of becoming a shithole worthy of being condemned. There was a blue house on the other side of the street close to his that was either destroyed or demolished some time in 2011. Toby's house may end up like that house.

Toby J Rathjen and Criticism

It's no surprise that Toby J Rathjen is one of these autistic faggots unable to take criticism. Like a lot of little 5 years olds on the internet, Toby J Rathjen would force others to like his videos as well as threatening to kill others disliking his videos. Toby J Rathjen like other dumb autistic faggot niggers on the internet would also false flag videos that are about criticizing him.

Toby J Rathjen reading hate comments, This was reuploaded as the monkey deleted it for unknown reasons.
Toby J Rathjen gets butthurt at a troll video.
Toby J Rathjen's failure to roast someone. Sadly, the niggers of youtube removed the video that Toby has false flagged.
This video used to have the worst like to dislike ration being 150 dislikes to absolutely no likes, Complete 100% dislikes. As of April 15, 2017. This video has 177 dislikes and sadly 2 likes.

Toby J Rathjen Gets Hacked

Toby J Rathjen constantly gets hacked, and rightfully so.

Toby J Rathjen and Splatoon

Like all Nintendo games that are released, Splatoon panders to basement dwellers and boy, these faggots are not disappointed. Toby J Rathjen is no exception as he likes to jerk off to hot gay Splatoon porn. Since Late March of 2017. Toby J Rathjen has been sharing links in his own comments sections directing them to the disgusting cancerous Splatoon porn that only dumb autistic niggers with down syndrome would enjoy.

Stolen video of Splatoon characters having gay sex.

Toby Cums On His Figurines

Since April 8, 2017, Toby has decided to make videos showing his figures covered in his own cum which he calls it "white ink". Any normal person fucking disgusting. Keep in mind that Toby Gay Fagjen was 16 years old at the time. Many YouTube users reported it. YouTube, the same video sharing site that took down Dillon the Hacker's channel for puking in a video refuses to take down the videos of figures being covered in cum by an underage fatass.

Prepare to be disgusted.

See Also

  • Mikey Rizzo - A brother of Toby J Rathjen.
  • Matthew Davis - He has also revealed out his address at the same.
  • 03bgood - Another fat faggot with autism.
  • TheMysteriousMrEnter - A person who also watches children's cartoons at such an old age.
  • Trigglypuff - A fat SJW who whines a lot like Toby. She is also fucking fat!
  • Splatoon - A shitty rip off of Call of Duty, except this one panders to manchildren and dangerous weapons are replaced with sex toys.
  • Nintendo - The #1 company for manchildren.
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