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Tonetta is a lo-fi musician from Toronto. His band, Tonetta performs his songs - without him. His lip-synching performance in his videos give the appearance that he doesn't know his own lyrics. By all appearances, he's as gay as the day is long, but claims to be straight. Nearly all his songs are about fucking. Welcome to the world of Tonetta.

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Like all good artists, he has suffered repeated bannings at the hands of the JewTube Decency Protocol enforcers. Tonetta, like any good troll, just makes a new account and keeps rolling on.

Pressure Zone
Once again, they call me Buffalo Bill.
Something we can all agree on.
My Bro
Creative and lulzy vid

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Drama With Black Tent Press

As evidenced by comments posted by Tonetta on this video, Black Tent Press has apparently not paid Tonetta for his efforts.


   
 
who the fuck are you to sell what belong to me stop selling my music fuck dirk !! blacktentpress !! hes ripping me off fuck the ones who support that scammer !!
 

 
 

—Tonettadirect777, YouTube comment


   
 
don't support blacktentpress he rips artsts off !! this is tonetta & b-t-press owes me big-time !! you read it here !!i
 

 
 

—2020Tonetta, YouTube comment

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I don’t listen to music. I don’t listen to the radio, I don’t watch TV. I don’t do any of those things. I kind of keep to myself, I’m more of a recluse, and I think my music is different for that reason.
 

 
 

—Tonetta

   
 
I’ve been called so many things on YouTube, queer, fag. But I’m not, and that’s the crazy thing about it. They actually think I’m gay. I’ve got two boys and I was married. If I meet the right girl, I’ll get married again. I like pussy. If I have the choice, I’ll take tits. I like the female body. I’ve never been with guys.
 

 
 

—Tonetta, sounding like a Republican

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