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Tonetta777
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Buffalo Bill celebrity impersonator Tonetta777 is a Youtube musician/sex machine who tickled and delighted hipsters' irony organs with his drag queen review. Youtube moderators became threatened by his talent and sex appeal and have long since suspended his main account. The suspension did not go unnoticed by PBR-swilling types (unlike so many other things), and they have since been pining and petitioning for his official return.
Tonetta, The Man
Tonetta is a solitary man with simple tastes, and it would seem all he needs in life is his guitar and his scarves. His distended, often naked belly demonstrate his dispassion for life's lesser foods, as his main source of sustenance is piss and shit and the tears of unsuspecting, youtube-cruising grandmas. His advanced age and appearance belie his passion for song-smithy, throwing around anthems like Ultimate Whore and 81 Inch PRIME ASS like they weren't god's gifts to an undeserving world.
Tonetta humbles himself before his fawning fan base over here in a one-on-one with some useless manchild, rejecting The Vlog in order to keep the sanctity of his channel, and embracing the ageless art of The Interview. In the interview he casually name drops John Lennon as an occasional inspiration, though given their respective ages and levels of musical expertise, it may be more accurate to say Tonetta777 influenced John Lennon.
Tonetta, The Music
These tasty tunes were saved by the few, proud bastions of good taste and sanity left on Youtube. They are likely viewable on all the "deleted youtube video" aggregates as well, amidst a sea of embarrassed neckbeards and bouncing 16-year-old girls
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Tonetta, The Links
- Black Tent Press Tonetta's visionary record label, single-handedly resuscitating physical media as a viable platform for music
- Facebook artist page
- Facebook fan page
- Myspace artist page
- Freakipedia entry Lesser wiki entry
- Penetrating Insights Lengthy ironic hipster screed, full of devotion to Tonetta
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