Tosh's Law

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     ` "       A SLUT IS A FEMALE CORRELATING TO THE
    __||___    FINITE STATE AUTOMATA REPRESENTING THE
   |\___//_\   REGULAR EXPRESSION {0,1}* THAT YOU ARE
   (' | ') \\  AN AUTOMATA EXCEPTION TO.
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/:  /   \  ::  WE CALL THIS PHENOMENON TOSH'S LAW.
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   \ :  /      COCKS.
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If you think this is funny you're a retard.

Common knowledge but named after tosh because he is a big mugu that can't even get laid with a hot lawyer girl that begs him to eat her pussy.

Tosh's Corollary

Created by tosh, it states that people who wear clever t-shirts are retards. Applies to every customer of websites such as T-shirt Hell.