Travis The Hipster
Travis The Hipster is a very retarded fat guy who thinks he is capable of fucking every bitch in the world. He makes cringe worthy vines where he is always lip-sinking very badly or talking about fucking bitches. He frequently shows his gross, fat, man boobs in his vines. He should die and be dissected and Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto should be forced to eat whatever the fuck comes out.
His Shity Life
He used to have a girlfriend, but she joined her fellow an heroes. She only consented to being his girlfriend in the first place because she was afraid that he would rape her. She did have sex with him but quickly an heroed after. Whatever. Her pussy was covered in shit anyways.
His best friend is Roger. He is a very real person who is super cool. He is actually better then Travis because st least he knows what to shut the fuck up.
His parents are dead and somehow, despite being underage, he is still allowed to live alone.
Facts about Travis
- When grows up he will be unemployed and try (unsuccessfully) to get blow jobs on the street.
- He sucks at basketball.
- He is failing academically.
- He is addicted to McDonald's food.
- He loves spiders.
|Travis The Hipster is part of a series on Aspies.||[Sperg out]|