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THE WWW FAN WEB PAGE FOR TUBCAT THE FATTEST KITTY EVA :D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Not to be confused with Tubgirl.



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BRIDE OF TUBCAT!!!

Tubcat (aka "Tulle") is not only the first namecat but also the first cat-related internet phenomenon on record. Upon seeing Tubcat's astounding girth, many netizens cried foul, claiming that such a monstrosity could not be the product of man and therefore must be the product of Photoshop. Sadly, they were mistaken; the most famous picture of Tubcat is actually one that appeared in US Weekly way back in 2001 when anyone still read that shit.

Before LOLcats, before Longcat or Ceiling Cat and before the meme-vomiting 4chan imageboard (circa 2003) even existed, Tubcat was already hard at work making internet great. In 2002, Tubcat captured the hearts and minds of teens and preteens alike. With phonetic spelling, poor grammar and the aggressive abuse of netspeak, the website that started it all was written to parody the stereotypical OTI writing style of 16-year-old girls . Since the site was written before MySpace (2003) and other customizable Web 2.0 sites existed, it originally served more as a parody of sites hosted on Geocities or some other free webhost.

The diabetes-afflicted Tubcat met the reaper in 2008 at the ripe old age of 13 and the ripe round weight of 43 pounds. Although there was - and still is - only one Tubcat, there are many other tubby cats that have fallen into the tubes; some people also call these fine felines "tubcats".

Not to be confused with fat cats, the corporate scumbags that everyone loves to hate, nor with Tubgirl, which is something else entirely.

A Brief History

 
 
Tubcat became an Internet sensation in 2002 and was touted as the fattest kitty ever...Tubcat's picture initially appeared in US Weekly, p. 96, on October 1, 2001. The cat's real name is Tulle and the 12-year-old girl holding him is [Tabitha] Pedersen. They're from Denmark, and Tulle was 6 years old and 43 lbs when the picture was taken (only 4 lbs less than Himmy). Tulle hit 19.2 kilos, but died of diabetes (and may have had heart problems), a common side-effect of obesity, in January 2008.
 

 

Sarah Hartwell, on freak cats.

Animal Cruelty

Tubcat is literally off the scale

Some animal-rights supporters and veterinarians argue that overfeeding a cat to the point that it becomes grotesquely obese constitutes animal cruelty. Others argue that CHUBBY KITTIEZ ARE SOoOoOoO CUTE!!!1 Guess which group spends more time on the internet?


   
 
i too wish for TUBCAT a lng and happy life!!! pls don't say i am cruel i just love this fat pussy k\ittie!!! okay?! no more hate male!
 

 
 

Tubcatgirl

Tulle in the News

Since nothing notable happens in Norway, Sweden or Denmark, Tulle was all over the local news there, even before Tubcat.com existed.

Tubcat Around the World!

From humble Danish origins, Tubcat has grown into an international phenomenon. Tubcat is loved not only in Denmark and Sweden, but also in:

Tubcat on TOW

In spite of it being legitimately created twice and in spite of the third revision earning a solid Keep after its first AfD, the Nazis at Wikipedia refused to allow there to be an article on Tubcat. Purportedly, he "obviously fails WP:V" and has "no coverage in reliable sources".


   
 
Delete another of literally hundreds of funny/cute cat pictures people pass around on forums. Nowhere near WP:WEB, and we should all be ashamed of ourselves for having kept this last time.
 

 
 

Andrew Lenahan aka Starblind, a TOW admin and "artist" who is asking for it hard

The Internet Responds

   
 
October 4th 2007, 5:44 AM

that's a nice, fat, hairy pussy

 

 
 

john

   
 
August 16th 2007, 7:15 AM

Pleeease learn English. Or piss of with your stupid site.

Poor kitty..

 

 
 

Majo, the kind of douchebag that wouldn't understand ED either

   
 
October 4th 2007, 02:41 PM

Hai guiz wats up? LMAO i lyk ur kittee 2 bad nut al cts gew 2 heven LMAOWTFPWN

 

 
 

Jesus, who is apparently an ED user

   
 
September 26th 2007, 08:49 AM

wat sieliig !! jullie mesten dat hele beest vol!!!
hij moet t wel allemaal mee sjouwen hoor!

 

 
 

mesije, attempting to communicate her love using moonspeak

   
 
August 16th 2007, 06:18 AM

Do you think the cat is happy in a body like that?!

 

 
 

marleen, pro-ana advocate trying to give Tubcat body image issues

   
 
Friday, October 5th 2007, 06:32

hey Tubcat. dont eat so much. you're a fat cunt, and you know it. Rememebr to his the treadmill. So you wont gett much mo' fatter. I wanna break my phat caulk off in your pussy cat! Nah nahnahnahnahnahnah nahn nan han han han han hna hna hn [email protected]!!!!!!!

 

 
 

paul Mcarntey, who had nothing better to do on a Friday night

   
 
Friday, October 5th 2007, 06:26

Imagine theres no heaven. Imagine the redhead's top of head between my LEGS! HA ah!. Imagin theres no herpes, its isnt hard to do. Just start to suck and like when the jizz cums just imagine its soft serve or yogurt. It might be salty, but its not the only one. One day ill rape you and the world will be as one.

 

 
 

John Lennon, the same child-molesting asshole as before who also dropped a link to Ebaumsworld

   
 
Friday, October 5th 2007, 06:19

FAT FUCKING CAT! SHIT ON MY FLOOR AGAIN! MY GAWD! TAHTS DISGUTSING BUT DONT MIND ME CASUE WHEN I BUST A FAT NUT ON THAT SILLY REDHEAD BITCHS CHEST IM GONNA RUB IT IN LIKE A LOTION OR A BALM OF SOME SORTS. BUT YEAH WE I FINISH RAPPING TAHT GAPPING HOLE TAHT SHE USED TO CALL A VAGINA IM GONNA CUT A HOLE BETWEEN HER ASS HOLE AND CUNT THEN TICKLE MY PENIS WHILL I FUCK HER IN THE ASS THORUGH THE HOLES THAT I CUT THEN JIZZ AND HAVE IT RUSH OUT ON ME. THEN THAT SILLY CUNT CAN LAP IT UP.

-Jesus Saves.

 

 
 

tawt factory, a dangerously insane, highly religious Tubcat fan (in denial)

Tubcat Fun Facts

  • Tubcat is male, even though his girth occludes any visible genitalia.
  • Pedos everyewhere, take note: Tabitha Pedersen, the foxy redhead pictured at top, is now legal!
2013 - 2002 = 11;
11 + 12 = 23 years old.

Neighbors of Tubcat

Tubcat has many interesting neighbors on the internet. Tubcat.com is only one of many quirky sites hosted at the atari.saturn5.com server (IP: 209.237.231.200).

Many, but not all of these sites are art-related, and most are either gone (not listed) or extremely outdated:

Actual Content

Backups of Dead and Placeholder Pages

Tubcat and Friends

Tubcat Gallery About missing Pics
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Friends, Fans and Rivals of Tubcat Gallery About missing Pics
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On Flickr

See Also

External Links

Tubcat Competitors

Anti-Tubcat


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