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txt msgs r typcly n other languages as the us is way far behind n techn coz the internetz makes typng on phones dum

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As texting becomes more and more accessible to young children with no knowledge about the internet, a decrease in the collective intelligence of the human race grows imminent. Not surprisingly, most of the texting goes down in the America. The type of parents that allow their children to text uncontrollably are usually white ungrateful shits that grew up living sheltered lives (all inherited traits among honkeys). This lifestyle subsequently led to a fear of black people, so they send their kids to private school, efficiently providing mobile carriers and drug dealers with more money. Texters and their parents are arguably the cancer that is killing America.

In short, texting turns you into this fucking abomination.


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