Ubersite is a site full of assjockey faggots founded by Bart Cilfone, a WOPDAGO (lol) from Illinois, in 1999. It is a place where people who are "bored at work" (read: whoring themselves out in the streets) can post crappy stories and other people can rate them on a scale from -2 to +2. Occasionally, Ubersite has a big hit story about every month or so, getting about 40,000 views and getting linked on sites like CollegeHumor.
HOWEVER, they hate 4chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and they profane the tradition of Caturday by instead calling them "Lolcats", and refusing to acknowledge that 4chan created them, instead claiming that they themselves did, one of the most intolerable offenses to 4chan physically possible. For this reason, they must be destroyed. COMMENCE DDoS NAO FOR GREAT JUSTICE
How to DDoS Ubersite
NOTE: www.ubersite.com HAS BEEN BLACKLISTED ON MEGALOADER. USE www.ubersite.net INSTEAD FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.
- 1. Go to Megaloader.
- 2. Copy and paste the following into the image list:
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1132077441804624380/1/Greeting%20Cards.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/1135526721589831472/1/Xhristmas.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/1157386819117432432/1/it.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/1162434921502418530/1/That's%20Popetastic!.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/112243724050322603/1/shelly_hordichuk.gif http://stuff.ubersite.com/115398248357154206/1/pancho%20and%20me.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/1164858824523817437/1/TheRareAulTimes.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/11769080878182356/1/Bucketfuck.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/11179491375923586/1/igotbeef.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/1124295150578216024/1/my%20sweet%20baby%20gets%20down.gif http://stuff.ubersite.com/113893743934617139/1/preview/Fuck%20Rhode%20Island.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/113465658595175943/1/media3.jpg http://stuff.ubersite.com/1171427577173917885/1/Monkey%20Steals%20the%20Peach.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/1140528377168722366/1/al_bundy_would_be_proud.bmp http://stuff.ubersite.com/1156737609408818694/1/GRAPES.bmp
- 3. For the message to put in the server logs, put "YOU HAVE BEEN HACKED BY EBAUMSWORLD".
- 4. Leave the multiplier at x1. Any higher slows you down. (Believe me, I tried.)
- 5. Click the "Megaload" button and the DDoS should commence, with the bandwidth being leeched at an average of ~88 megabytes/sec (7.6 TB/day).
- 6. Leave it running and link others to this page and tell them to do this as well.
- 7. ?????
- 8. PROFIT!