The Ultimate Warrior
The Ultimate Warrior, aka James Brian Hellwig, was a batshit insane professional maniac who died in 2014, two days after an appearance at Wrestlemania XXX and his induction into the WWF Hall of Fame. The antics of his career as a legendary IRL troll within the sport are well documented but as this isn't Wikipedia, fuck you. In later life after burning pretty much every last bridge back to the big time he legally changed his name to Warrior and embarked upon a career of steroids, coke & USI fuelled IRL motivational speaking and ULTIMATE OTI faggotry; the One Warrior Nation and blog Warrior's Machete both being veritable goldmines for the prospective lulz connoisseur.
— Warrior on being 'Warrior'
- Warrior loved America.
- Warrior loved Freedom.
- Warrior loved typing walls of text as a Free American.
- Warriors paintings were and remain over-priced.
- Warrior didn't hate fags, he just thought they were all pathetic weaklings.
- Warrior raped Santa Claus
The Death of a Warrior
It was reported by colleagues that Warrior appeared frail while in attendance at the WrestleMania XXX weekend and that he was "sweating profusely and breathing heavily" while backstage. Warrior subsequently clutched his chest and collapsed outside of a hotel in Arizona. He was taken to hospital and pronounced dead at the age of 54.
- O.W.N. - One Warrior Nation
- Warrior's Machete
- The Ultimate Warrior on T.O.W.
- Oppose Homophobic & Racist "Ultimate Warrior" at DePaul April 4th - GayLiberation.net
- Top Six Suspects in The Death of The Ultimate Warrior - TheOuthousers.com
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