User:AlGore/Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold
|For the tragedy and its consequences and aftermath on the world, please refer to: Columbine.|
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|Eric David Harris & Dylan Bennet Yassenoff Klebold|
|Highscore||Killed 13, injured 24|
|Top 25?||Yes. #7.|
INTRODUCTION PARAGRAPHS HERE
Anyone reading this is fully encouraged to contribute to this project, so long as the edits are good. Facts are encouraged as much as possible. Use them to spin the article towards the POV suggested below:
Focus of article:
Describe how they were the real jocks/bullies all along
they were closet queer and that was one of the major reasons why they went ape
insult the image of those 2 assholes as much as possible
theres a fuckload more topics to add to this page, we need to make a action plan for how to write this article out.
First, the introduction should be lulzy (put in some banter about Eric being a psychopath, Dylan's Satanist Jewish family). Then we can move on to covering stuff like their DOOM obsession and internet escapades. Mainly focus on how they were gay and persecuted for it and thats why they did it. Respect the murdered victims, please.
- 1 Childhoods
- 2 Adolescence
- 3 Trenchcoat Mafia
- 4 Plans to NBK
- 5 Partyvan & Arrest
- 6 Eric Online
- 7 Harris Levels
- 8 Journals
- 9 Gearing Up
- 10 Final Weeks
- 11 Gay Secret That Made Them Kill
- 12 Aftermath
- 13 Brooks Brown
- 14 Causes
- 15 Shooter's Families
- 16 Revolution of Violence
- 17 Columbine Copycats
- 18 Columbiners
- 19 Quotes
- 20 Basement Tapes
- 21 Other Video Projects
- 22 Gallery
- 23 Graded Score
- 24 See Also
- 25 External Links
Dylan was born on 9/11 (lul), 1981, to Tom Kleboldowitz and Susan (née Yassenoff). His parents were Satanist Mossad agents who would eventually aid in the September 11th terrorist attacks, hence their son's birthdate. The family often practiced blood rituals at home, in which the blood of Christian children would be consumed to harness their life force. When Dylan discovered DOOM, his addiction needed no explanation.
Describe the time as teenagers, and time at lolumbine hs.
Describe how the 2 fags met and became butt buddies since the mid 90s.
Eric's Anger towards Dylan
The following is an excerpt from Susan Klebold's memoir.
"The summer between Dylan’s sophomore and junior years was low-key. There was, however, one disturbing incident, and it involved Eric Harris. Dylan hadn’t played soccer since kindergarten, but he decided to join the team Eric played for that summer, and they gave him a shot although he had no experience and few skills. We were pleased to hear he was joining the team, as soccer wouldn’t strain the arm he’d injured pitching. Plus, we admired his willingness to try a sport he hadn’t played in years. Dylan wasn’t a great athlete—he was strong, but lacked agility and the coordination to manage his long, gangly limbs. He did not play soccer particularly well, but he attended practice faithfully. When the team made the playoffs, Tom and I came out to watch. Dylan played poorly, and the team lost.
Still sweaty, Eric and Dylan came over to where we were standing with the Harrises. Before we could congratulate them on a good effort, Eric began to scream. Spittle flying from his mouth, he lashed out at Dylan, ranting about his poor performance. Chattering parents and boys from both teams fell silent and stared. Eric’s parents flanked him and guided him off the field as Tom, Dylan, and I drifted slowly, in stunned humiliation, toward our own car. I couldn’t hear what the Harrises were saying to Eric, but they appeared to be trying to settle him down. Dylan walked between Tom and me, silent and impassive. I was shocked by the sudden inappropriateness of the display, and by the extremity of Eric’s rage. Dylan’s utter lack of affect alarmed me too; he had to be wounded, though he revealed nothing. My heart ached for him. I wanted to hug him, but he was fifteen years old and surrounded by his team. I couldn’t embarrass him further.
As soon as we got inside the car, though, I said, “Man! What a jerk! I can’t believe Eric!” As Tom started the car, Dylan stared out the window with a blank expression on his face. His calm in the face of Eric’s freak-out seemed unnatural, and I hoped he’d allow himself to acknowledge anger or humiliation as we drove away, but he did not. I pressed him, wishing he’d blow off steam. “Didn’t it hurt your feelings, to have him act like that? I’d be incredibly upset if a friend treated me that way.” Dylan was still looking out the window, and his expression didn’t change when he answered me: “Nah. That’s just Eric.”
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Plans to NBK
Describe the 1997-98 year and how they started planning to NBK
Partyvan & Arrest
In 1998, about a year before Lolumbine, Eric and Dylan were caught breaking into some random faggot's van and stealing computers from it. They were subsequently charged and V& for failing to cover their tracks. Both offenders attended community service and psychiatric treatment, where they constantly sucked up to their gay probation officer until they were discharged early. Eric was later forced to write an apology letter to Anon; which was very heartfelt. He later wrote in a journal entry:
—Eric, speaking the truth.
Following this incident, the soon-to-be-killers begun planning their way towards reaching the High Score.
As expected of a socially awkward Beta-male, Eric had an extensive online history ranging from his obsession over Doom to his lulzy blogs where he called out other unfunny fags at his school. One particular instance of his ranting caught the police's attention, who discovered Eric's website and the death threats aimed at one of his ex-fuckbuddies, Brooks Brown.
Describe the Beta Male creep he is here LOLOLOL.
Eric Harris, when he wasn't building bombs or fucking his boyfriend or dreaming up new ways to kill people over IRC with Osama Bin Ladin, had a number of webpages, where he pioneered the anti-joke, mirrored here.
JO mamma's kitchen lights are SO bright that you can see grease, dust, or any other bad thing in need of seeing.....JJJEEAAAA!!!!!!!!!
JO mamma sees so many stray dogs in her neighborhood that she talks the humans society a lot.....JJJEAAAAA
Jo mamma likes cheesecake so much that she make a pretty good one herself!....whenever she wants!......one......JEEEYAAAAA!!!
Jo mamma has said the word carrot so many times, that she is very good at pronouncing it! JEEEEYAAAAA!!!''
Insults done by REB, VoDkA, and KiBBz (a friend of theirs IRL).
Eric Harris created several .wads back in the mid to late 90s for the insanely popular Doom games. None of his work was good, despite what edgy 15 year old fanboys say. However, due to the massacre, his shit became infamous, rising to be one of the most notable doom wads of all time. Download them here.
Deathmatch: A shitty deathmatch map with a few secrets.
Mortal Kombat Doom: Another shitty DM
Hockey: A lame hockey arena for retards to fuck around in
KILLER: Yet another lame little DM map.
Station: The design is fairly impressive for the times, given how much of a pain in the ass mapping was.
UAC Labs: Probably his biggest wad yet, UAC Labs was a relatively large map featuring a thousand enemies hell bent on destroying you. Featured a few cyberdemons, unsurprising for his adolescent and n00b age.
REALDOOM: A lost mod which was a patch and conversion for the doom games, adding new features and content.
There existed up to a dozen plus more mods he made, but the faggots at AOL took his site down way too fast for anyone to archive any other shit. Plus his hard drives have long since been left to dust in some police station's evidence lockup or some shit. An ancient rumor believes that he made a recreation of Columbine High School as a .wad, but no evidence exists to confirm this.
Describe their journals here
Describe how they got armed
Describe the last few weeks of their existence
Gay Secret That Made Them Kill
The Columbine killers were faggots, here's proof!
Describe the lolumbine aftermath here
Best friend of Dylan for a dozen years. Not too friendly with Eric but made up within the year leading up to the attacks, which probably saved his life.
Some time in 2012 or 2013, Brooks made an account on dumblr, where he showed openness towards telling his Columbine story. Already well aware of columbiners, having been stalked by them for the last dozen + years, Brooks showed no hesitance from engaging in conversation with these freaks. Apparently, Brooks his urges for sexy jailbait ass and decided to blackmail a IRL lolita girl (self described as age 15) with exclusive details about E&D in exchange for an extremely sexually charged conversation. The following evidence is yet to be confirmed but considering Brooks shut down several of his accounts in the immediate aftermath of the shitstorm doesn't make his case look good. Plus he's a San Francisco resident, neckbeard, leftist/SJW and manchild so the chances of pedo (or in this case) hebephillia immediately skyrockets.
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The girl who he had the conversation with was apparently 18 during the time of conversation, yet somehow liked to pretend she was a tad bit younger (and illegal), but e-detectives have discovered she had an extensive past trolling and ruining lives.
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Describe the extreme bullying / shitty jock culture here
describe their mental illness & history
all mass murderers kill for fame.
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Revolution of Violence
Describe the revolution of violence these 2 dickheads inspired. 60-80% of all future sk0l sh0ters mentioned them at one point, and Cho, ER, vester, lindsay etc all were big fans of them. Pekka too etc.
|For a comprehensive list, please refer to Columbine Copycats.|
Eric and Dylan shocked the nation - and the entire world. Many alienated teenagers began to see them as godlike entities and were inspired to commit similar acts of mass violence as a final "Fuck You" to the world before they left. To this day, hundreds of these admirers have committed or been caught planning acts of violence, directly inspired by their gods, Reb and VoDKa. Only 4 of them were Female, mainly because women are dumb, weak and are massive pussies. They NBK by mind-fucking beta faggots into committing An Hero, much like Rachael Scott and Robyn Anderson did. At least 100 total murders have been attributed to Eric and Dylan and their Revolution.
Notable copycats include:
- Cho Seung Hui - Massacred 32 people at Virginia Tech in 2007. The event became the deadliest Mass Shooting in American history, until 2015 when Omar Mateen slaughtered 49.
- Kimveer Gill - Columbine obsessed goth kid who idolized the killers, copying their music and clothing style.
- Jeff Weise - Had a strong interest in the massacre and gunmen. Murdered 9 people in 2005, at the age of only 16.
As the internet evolved from Web 1.0, socialization became inevitable and richer than ever before. New sites like YouTube came to be, as technology finally advanced enough to allow it. A new generation of kids grew up in this world, many more disturbing, weird and liberal than any in history before. These kids weren't around when Columbine happened, but somehow discovered the story later in their lives. They garnered a sick obsession for this tragedy and made a nest for themselves on Tumblr, where they number in the tens of thousands. Many columbiners are female, and hold a disturbing sexual interest in the two dead nerds. A few of these sick fucks attempted Mass Shootings or resorted to knife-only matches IRL and got v&.
all of the basement tapes go here plz
Other Video Projects
other footage they made can go here too
|Please refer to Columbine Gallery.|
|Accuracy:||7/20 13 killed, 24 injured. Sloppy.|
|Style:||13/20 Generic massacre|
|Bonus:||20/20 A massacre to be remembered|
|Total score: 73/100 (C)|
My name is Eric Harris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are buff, retarded, douchebags who spend every second of their day tormenting innocent kids. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever taken AP classes? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because they are weaker than you, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than shoving kids into lockers.
Don’t be a bully. Just let me shoot you with my HP 995 Carbine. I’m pretty much GODLIKE. My AOL site has over 9,000 hits, and I have dozens of pipe bombs. What achievements do you have, other than benching over 300? I also get straight A’s, and have been dating a lot of girls (they dont want to be my GF though; Shit isnt SO cash). You are all douchebags and I WILL KILL YOU before prom. Just kill yourselves before I do. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and Dylan
- Columbine - For the tragedy
- Columbine Copycats - For all the psychotic copycats
- Columbine Gallery - For a huge ass gallery of pics
- Columbiners - For those dumblr freaks
- Lynn Ann - Most obsessed fan
- School Shooting
- Eric Harris, Adam Lanza, and Evil
- Crazed Jew Targets Christians at Columbine
- Eric Harris: Mass Murderer
- Eric on acolumbinesite
- Eric's websites
- Dylanklebold.net - Memorial Site
- Columbine Shooter Had Jewish Roots
- The Columbine Massacre, Trench Coat Mafia: Jewish Connection.
- Kikebold Family History
- Thw Two Sides Of A Killer
- Columbine: 10 Years Of Jew Media Lies
- Klebold came from Jewish background
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