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Article of the Now Halloween Back in the old days, Halloween costumes used to look like this. Genuinely fucking creepy. Halloween is that special time of year we remember the birth of Satan. Due to it's demonic origins people, especially children are more likely to be killed on this night than at any other time of the year. Because of this there are many urban legends surrounding Halloween intending to make it even more scary, such as poisoned candy, satanic murders and mannequins which turn out to be genuine corpses. Except these are not stories - they are true. (CONTINUE TO SPOOKY READING) Did You Know... ... ED found a new frontend, so you can continue browsing the website. For like the 40th time. ... ED found a new provider, so we can continue having the offended page. ... that ED has lost 2 years of content? Now you can get off your ass and get to work! ... that Twitter banned us for making checkmarks butthurt! Don't follow us at  EDdotSE. ... that you can get your own ED brand smartphone wallpapers again? ... that Daniel Brandt is trying to take down ED again? ... that the hard drives failed and the backups got fucked up too? ... that "ridicule on account of creed, religion, color, denomination, nationality or race" is illegal in the state of Connecticut ? Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

Picture of the Now Suggest a Featured Picture • View the POTN Archives Quote of the Now     “   Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers" And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it" I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, "Trick or treat" "No thank you".   „     —Halloween is a cover-up for pedos Suggest a Featured Quote • View the QOTN Archives Featured Portal Check your privilege! The social justice movement is all about conquering men, social media, and the world of gaming. Visit the Social Justice Portal Good New Articles Moonkiska Aaron Carter Garbage Pail Kids Assault rifle Articles which Need Help Chapo Trap House Youngdefiant Baby Boomers Tranime girl Visit the Bad New Articles Portal to help out!

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