User:Christopher

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This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
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What's the best thing about having sex with a 12 year old girl?

You can slick her hair back in the shower, and she looks like a 12 year old boy.
 


 
 

I used it first!

I LIKE LITTLE CHILDREN AND LIKE TO SHOVE MY PENIS IN THEM FOR LULZ. I"M A FAGGOT

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I am a 24 year old male, with blue hair and red eyes, currently out of work and looking for a new job. Preferably one where I'm around kids.

I am a confessed Michael Jackson and a Fatass, who is attracted to female children, and I do apologize for that fact, for I have had these inclinations since I was at least a hundred years old and wasn't born with them. However, I have acted on my impulses towards female children and any child in general, mainly because I believe that the child shouldn't make the first move in a sexual situation. Some people may say that I am a "sick bastard". This is true. I would rape any child in my immediate area. This involves some threat of force or actual force being used against the child. I am a "child-raping bastard". I also love going to not4chan rape (rp) n. A European plant (Brassica napus) of the mustard family, cultivated as fodder and for its seed that yields a valuable oil. Also called colza, oil-seed rape.

     
Rape is love
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