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User:DarkLordTR/My Girlfriend Is The President
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
My Girlfriend Is The President is a lulzy hentai game that stars a loli alien, fuckable female versions of Black Jesus and Bad Vlad, a spaceship with a loli body terrified of being raped, and a big titted cheongsam wearing double agent best friend who likes to be told how fuckable she is.
The game starts when the loli alien fucks ups, kills the leaders of Japan, then tries to hastily fix the damage by brainwashing your childhood friend into becoming the new Japanese Prime Minister.
Actually, more like the President of the United States Of Nippon, since the loli alien fucked up even more and assumed Japan had the same system of government as the Jewnited States Of Americunts, and somehow, you (named Houndou Junichirou) are the only person on the planet she didn't brainwash in believing that shit from day one.
After kidnapping you, explaining the situation, giving you shit over being a software pirate and offering to let you fuck her loli ass, your small brained, big dicked animu girl fucking avatar decides to help the loli by trying to make sure his brainwashed childhood friend doesn't fuck anything up while the loli tries to fix everything else.
Along the way, you meet a female version of Vladimir Putin, discover a conspiracy by a pedophile who h8's normalfags that would screw over the planet, and you get to choose which girl you can stick your dick in.
And no, you sick fuck, you don't get to fuck the loli.
Characters
Houndou Junichirou - The guy you play as. In the world where your girlfriend is Black Jesus, you are the vice president, which means the whole brainwashed world fucking hates you for being closer to their Dear Leader than they will ever get a chance to be. Like all hentai game avatars, he's a raging horndog with Viagra for blood who gets far more chances at getting nailed than most people will ever get in their lives, and he also tends to take pain like a Looney Tunes character, usually for saying shit that would get most people beaten to death IRL.
Qoo Little-Little - The loli alien who crashed her spaceship into the Japanese Diet and killed all the politicians. She tries to fix everything with an ingenious plan: take an ordinary girl with nothing but air between her ears and make her the President of United States of Nippon, then brainwashing the entire fucking planet to play along like mindless fucktards do the words of of every other politician IRL. Your main character somehow proves immune to the brainwashing, so after giving you a ton of shit over software piracy and insisting she's legal to fuck, she ropes you into helping her out while she tries to fix a world even more fucked than it is IRL.
Ouhama Yukino - The brainless animu girl who winds up the President of the United States of Nippon. Like the black person she is based on, she passes fucktarded laws, says embarassingly lulzy stuff during press conferences, and has little more than air between her ears, aside from a desire to make sure she is the only cunt humping your main character's dick. Also, thanks to Qoo, her voice is so compelling, she could make the entire USON an hero on command.
Irina Vladimirovna Putina is the president of Rusia, and unlike the dumb bitch running Nippon, she isn't completely useless, as her favorite hobby is wandering into the shittier parts of her country and beating the fuck out of criminals for the lulz, and she's so badass she doesn't need mind control powers to make her citizens her bitch, much like who she's based on. Junichirou winds up meeting her after he (literally) crash lands in front of her, she initially falls for him, but later comes to realize he's just a walking dick, so she makes him her bitch. At the same time, she's one of the few people who becomes aware of how Qoo fucked with the world and gets persuaded to maintain the ruse.
Like Yukino, she's a possible love interest, so hot in fact an ED sysop officially calls her his waifu, and like all fictional women, you'll never have her IRL, so unlike Junichirou, most players will probably have this reaction after finishing her route.




