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Moar info: Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto.

Like most sufferers of the dreaded 'spergers, Anthony LoGatto has found solace among a nakama not unlike those found in those Japanimation shows he's so fond of.

These individuals troll softball targets and long since dried up and high profile lolcows, many parroting A-Log's classic 'segment of video, followed with reaction clip from anime series and a short diatribe on how they need to totally be ashamed of themselves' style of editing, and just like A-Log, a quick Googling reveals several of their own less than flattering quirks.

Despite this, each of these individuals fancy themselves expert commentators and virtually untouchable in the field of pwnage, genuinely thinking nothing of the piles upon piles of faggotry they leave in their wake as they dedicate hours worth of video provoking those they deem inferior.

These individuals are living proof that it is still possible to die alone, no matter how many of your fellow losers you surround yourself with on the Internet.


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SpaceScreaminJohn

SpaceScreaminJohn, pictured here characteristically alone.
"...but at least I'm not Chris-chan!"
"Hey dumbshit, you're dumb! LLOLOLOLOL-... a challenger approaches!

"Space Screamin'" John Quinteros Jr. is a smug, greasy, frog-faced little spic who serves as A-Log's right hand man and frequent guest and contributor. Unlike most of A-Log's little friends, John claims not to possess Asperger's syndrome or any other form of autism for that matter, which you could argue gives him no excuse for such a shocking lack of self-awareness.

John, like Anthony, spends a great deal of time producing videos dissecting Chris-chan videos and elaborating in great detail how a retarded man is totally acting retarded. He also hits on classics such as Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber fans, Irate Gamer fans and whatever other variety of lulz comes his way. John is also a coward who frequently disables comments on these videos and, when he doesn't, is quick to block any who might voice dissenting opinions that his boring, unfunny videos are anything less than pure epic win.



   
 
Well, yeah... my social life isn't as... You know, as active as everyone else's. But I leave my room...
 

 
 

—John, via his glass house

As well as providing epic pwnage on classic lolcows such as Sailormoonred1 John is also a prolific writer of Crash Bandicoot, Kingdom Hearts, WWE and Naruto fanfiction.

When not preoccupied thinking up furry smut or new ways of harassing nine year old children on YouTube and calling it a pwnage video, John can be coaxed into making unconvincing threats towards those trolling him; a threat he eventually dealt with by clearing out his YouTube channels, faking flagging attacks in order to move his operations to the relative safety of Blip while making it appear as though he was forced off because of continuous flaggings by people who couldn't deal with his pwnage. Of all of A-Log's followers, John is the most likely to create sockpuppets and alt accounts and can be found hiding under numerous aliases including SpaceScreaminJohn, SpaceScreaminJohn2, coasterfreak14, MisterAnimeFan, narutofreak14, cocofanboy18 and SpaceScreamJohn91.

SpaceScreaminJohn? SpaceScreaminBUTTHURT, more like.

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wackyben86

"...but at least I'm not Chris-chan!"
Hard to go wrong with a classic Fat Boy's Fedora.
A-Log and Ben discuss the many-layered, subtle nuances of novelty records that those dumb kids today just don't understand.
PROTIP: If you want to try and look badass on the Internet, it is probably a good idea to take down your Pokémon posters first.

"Wacky" Ben Pulliam is a failed college radio host, whose lack of success on the soundwaves translated into him joining A-Log's pwnage funbunch resulting in dozens of videos and blogs railing cutting edge topics like (fucking shocker) Chris-chan, Jonas Brother fans, movies remakes, and reality television.

He is also offensively ugly, his droopy, flabby face giving him a look of permanent dopey lugubriousity and watching his videos is somewhat akin to sitting across from a creepy, sweaty, mouth breathing guy on the subway who won't stop staring at you.






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Lent is comin' up, and I gotta give up something... So, I picked Chris-chan videos. Not gonna be easy... I give credit to A-Log for suggesting this.
 

 
 

—wackyben86

   
 
I just search the web for some interesting and funny Internet clips, I mostly play funny music on my radio show, I watch a lot of TV, I don't drive yet, I don't like reality shows, I like to go to Best Buy at times to go buy a movie on DVD, I like to collect some old cartoons I use to watch on TV when I was a kid, I went to see a Weird Al concert 6 times (but never did meet him), I was one of those who suffered motion sickness during Cloverfield. I watch Spike TV a lot, I never get out of the house very often and yet I'm bored all the time.
 

 
 

—wackyben86, describing his glamorous, action-packed daily life.

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An admitted autistic, Wacky Ben has cranked out repeated videos about Chris and related retards because of them making the real autistics look bad. The end result is an embarrassing mishmash of Ben spouting beaten to death jokes in addition to his terribly awkward attempts to come up with his own material.

  • His YouTube page
  • E-mail: [email protected]
  • His Facebook
  • His Retro Junk profile
  • His LinkedIn profile - Yes, he actually referred to himself as 'Wacky Ben'. On LinkedIn.

NeuGristle87

"..but at least I'm no-... Who the fuck am I kidding?"

Following a proud tradition, Dustin Hooper is yet another whiny autistic in A-Log's circle of trust that makes mocking videos of easy targets on YouTube to draw attention away from his own lulzteat.

An aspiring noise musician, desperately trying to cultivate an aura of being creepy and mysterious just like his favourite band Throbbing Gristle, NeuGristle can be found taking time out of his video production to write vampire fanfics on deviantArt. Because of this, Dustin is just as susceptible to taunting as the LOLSCOWS as he himself is so quick to troll.

 
 
I especially love the bit at the beginning of this video where he says, "Hello, hello, this is NeuGristle87 speaking here..." desperately trying to sound creepy, but merely sounding like Ernie from Sesame Street in an echoey tunnel. "Where's my rubber duckie, Burt?"
 

 


Leeching off of Chris-chan 'replacement' ADF.

NeuGristle being fooled by an obvious troll. Months after the fact.

Not cool, dude. What did Hitler ever do to you?

His 'last official' Chris-chan rant.

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MsUmlaut

MsUmlaut, showing off her new 'punk lolita' outfit she ordered specially from Japan at great expense. Nobody apparently had the heart to tell her that you can buy exactly the same shit at Hot Topic for a quarter of the price.

MsUmlaut is a bisexual goth with Asperger's syndrome who is the token girl of the group. MsUmlaut spends most of her days making AMVs but, like the rest of A-Log's merry band, MsUmlaut also likes to make unfunny troll shielding commentaries and rant videos about Chris-chan and other easy targets.

An example of MsUmlaut's shitty YouTube videos can be seen below, in a video where she makes A-Log, Wacky Ben and NeuGristle watch some yaoi shota shit with an unpronouncable Japanese name and then freak out over what are, essentially DRAWINGS of traps and gay sex. Because, y'know, A-Log and his pals are STRAIGHT and watching something like that is just awful and disturbing for them. When they see a dick, they just look away with a brief moment of being freaked out.



Unlike the rest of A-Log's dorky little friends who can just barely pass as human, MsUmlaut is actually fairly normal-looking and somewhat attractive (if you like the 'ugly Zoey Deschanel' look) and, as such, is the subject of much clumsy aspie flirtation from A-Log and his fellow virginal manchildren.
TL;DR - 'My artwork is good because I say it is. I like gay porn. I even showed the people who made this obscure thing that I fangirl over and they didn't immediately express clear displeasure at it and they certainly weren't just trying to be polite or anything, so clearly it's awesome. Screw you guys, you're just jealous.'

Potential suitors should be warned, however, for as well as being obsessed with Alice in Wonderland and Carnevil, she is also a raging weeaboo and yaoi fangirl who gets very butthurt if people criticise her artwork.

Some argue that MsUmlaut has a fascination with the idea of being able to spurn the advances of socially awkward nerdy men (thus making her the epitome of 'Don't hit on me, silly boys!') because she is a drooling yaoi fangirl and knows she is not that hot, so most normal men wouldn't put up with her faggotry, which is why she has to resort to the company of A-Log and other retarded manchildren, the dregs of masculinity, to inflate her ego and make her feel good - hence her fanart depicting an idealised anime version of herself being stalked by Chris-chan.

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MsUmlaut closed her YouTube account recently, likely due to butthurt over her inclusion in this very article. However, you can still track her down...

ISLAVERDE29

   
 
I don't do much with my life because I suck and probably a loser
 

 
 

—ISLAVERDE29, in a rare moment of self-awareness, before making fun of a man with an actually crippling mental disorder.

You can doubtless look forward to seeing this image again, one day, illustrating a news report which ends with the phrase "...Before turning the gun on himself."
RAWR I R NINJOR
When confronted by someone who calls him on his shit, ISLAVERDE29 responds in an eloquent, well reasoned, intelligent fashion. And then blocks them.

Who's this fine fellow, I hear you ask? Why, with his rakish good looks and effervescent charisma, you could be forgiven for thinking that this man whiles away his hours carefully crafting homemade nailbombs and/or luring children to his van with promises of candy, puppies and funny stories, but you'd be wrong.

This is ISLAVERDE29, (powerword Robert Price) a.k.a. Pricey, a twenty-six year old Puerto Rican man who suffers from autism and seems to have severe problems controlling his temper. Like the rest of the fine upstanding Aspergian citizens who huddle around Anthony LoGatto's YouTube hugbox, ISLAVERDE29 likes nothing better than to pollute the JewTubes with rant videos.

However, unlike the others, who's videos are typified by their failed attempts at humor, ISLAVERDE29's videos are marked by a sense of barely concealed, almost psychotic anger and contempt on his behalf, with ISLAVERDE29 scowling into his webcam and venting his immense amount of impotent rage at harmless, inoffensive retards like Sailormoonred1 because they're the ones making people with autism look bad. Not, y’know, the guy who their actions in no way affect but who, nevertheless, is making videos ranting about them on YouTube, screaming like he’s just had his balls ripped off.


ISLAVERDE29 sees the infamous tomgirl pictures. Which he later furiously masturbated to.

In this video, ISLAVERDE29 explains how Sailormoonred1, a man with such severe mental impairments that he's unable to communicate with other people without speaking through his dolls, should go out and get a job.

Another seething, hate-filled rant, in which ISLAVERDE29 and his gay lover, Gordo, attack an inoffensive retarded man who plays with dolls.

ISLAVERDE29 wishing his best buttbuddy, A-Log, a happy birthday in a typically humorless fashion.

Inevitably for one of A-Log's little e-gang, ISLAVERDE29 made a video about Chris-chan. Or, as he pronounces it, 'Chris-Chon'.

Feel the awkwardness. FEEL IT.

ISLAVERDE29 rants about Chris-chan's lack of maturity. Note the WWE action figures visible behind him.

ISLAVERDE29 claims his impersonations sound better IRL, but this is just a trick to lure people close to him so he can murder them and rape their corpses.

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When he's not busy being hardcore on YouTube, ISLAVERDE29’s hobbies include Internet tough guyism, weeabooery, homophobia (just like someone else we know), being, in his own words "single 4 life" and compensating for something. He also enjoys hockey and wrestling - watching, not playing, though, because he's a skinny little runt who knows he'd get smashed the fuck up if he tried that.

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Pikachu0Z

Pikachu0Z's avatar.

/vp/ incarnate, Pikachu0Z, formerly known as Lugia0, is almost thirty years old and is obsessed with Pokémon.

Like Chris-chan, Pikachu0Z is a native of Virginia and a welfare leech, claiming disability benefit because of his autism instead of working for his money even though he is obviously capable of doing so. Most of his commentaries focus on - surprise, surprise - easy targets such as Sailormoonred1, Justin Bieber and Jonas Brothers fangirls and, of course, Christian Weston Chandler.

It is interesting to note that though much of Pikachu0Z's material comes from ripping on those who take their interests too seriously, when one insults his fandom of choice, Pokémon, he immediately turns into a raging volcano of nerd rage.


Bitching at trolls and Pokémon haters.

Dat audio quality...


Pikachu0Z rants at a mentally retarded man for playing with dolls. This from a man who, himself, is obsessed with as Pokémon, Transformers and Sonic.

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A mysterious figure, Pikachu0Z never shows his face on camera, choosing instead to hide behind the visage of his namesake, lovable Pokémon mascot, Pikachu, most likely as an attempt to endear himself to and gain the trust of impressionable children.

Honorable Mention: PaganDeathKnight - the Wannabe Friend of A-Log

PaganDeathKnight
PaganDeathKnight's Cenobite twin brother, Butterball.

On November 13th, 2011, a moth flickered too close to the flame of the ever spreading 'A-Log & Pals' inferno of failure.

PaganDeathKnight, a.k.a. "Paulus", a.k.a. Paul David Simon, 18, of Roanoke, Virginia, is not a true friend of A-Log, but an aspiring friend of A-Log, making him possibly even sadder than the rest of that fat faggot's nakama.

PaganDeathKnight learned about Chris-Chan on TV Tropes and suggested a collaboration to A-Log. He then descended into the CWCki forums where it became clear that, even among a group of furries, bronies and weeaboos who document the harrassment of a retard, he was something special.

He inaugurated what would be a brief yet momentous career at the forums by posting a thread requesting info about Megan Schroeder's whereabouts and her Nazi fetish. He then started another in which he offered his services as a CWC surveillance field agent, and yet a third where he suggested an elaborate Hellsing/CWC crossover involving a sexy Nazi Megan Schroeder.

/cwc/ swept into action, doxing the self-appointed follower of Pluto. When PaganDoucheKnight found out about this, he shit himself, much like his would-be target.

He then demanded to know who had doxed him, but all he managed to do was get fellow forum member TacoWiz to confess to being a babyfur. The moderators, shocked and appalled at the faggotry, took PDK out behind the woodshed and put him down, and then declared that anyone else who became the subject of /cwc/'s attentions would be banned.

When the smoke had cleared, it was evident that PDK was a fount of lulz, combining a fanatical belief in the gods dreamt up by some ass-pounding faggots in the Classical era with a virulent hatred--verging on the genocidal--of Christians and the Irish. Unfortunately for him, his Facebook rantings about the decline of music, the evils of the Church, and the Irish untermenschen are frequently trolled by his family, especially his mother. Indeed, Paul's family seems to be his biggest trolls, as his ancestors made him part Irish. One can only hope that if he ever does launch a Final Solution to his Celtic Problem, he'd start with himself.

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By Our Powers Combined

Every now and again, A-Log will team up with his chucklefuck nakama and perform a commentary with them over Skype, like a sort of YouTube retard supergroup. When such an event occurs, the end result is a painfully unfunny spergfest of a video in which A-Log, SpaceScreaminJohn, Wackyben86 and countless other members of A-Log's circle of friends fall over eachother in their haste to make weak jokes and pop culture references. It makes every awkward, unfunny, poorly acted TGWTG crossover look like a masterclass of comedy. It is not merely abysmal, it is the Abyss.

A fine example of such faggotry can be seen below. Behold, four unattractive, basement-dwelling male virgins making fun of a slightly older, fatter, unattractive, basement-dwelling male virgin.


WARNING: THIS VIDEO WILL GIVE YOU AUTISM.

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