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Newtown, Connecticut - Dressed in blue shirt and sporting a bowl haircut, a sweet young homosexual was forced against his will into a Connecticut elementary school Friday where various weapons opened fire, shattering the quiet of this southern New England town and leaving the nation reeling as the story was forcibly shit down their throats by every television and radio station on the planet.

Within minutes, 26 people were dead at Sandy Hook Elementary School -- 20 of them children, leading officials to later revise the body count to 16 people dead, explaining that children only count as half a person. Among the six adults killed were Dawn Hochsprung, the school's beloved principal, and school psychologist Mary Sherlach.

The shooters, identified by law enforcement officials as a semi-automatic .223 Bushmaster, a Glock and a Sig Sauer. The weapons were legally purchased by Lanza's mother, before turning violent and killing her, after which forcing eventual victim Adam Lanza to carry them to the school where they proceed to try and top Cho's high score.

   
 
I am shocked and saddened by this horrible tragedy. Our society needs to unify to crack down on these vicious guns.
 

 
 

— Andrew Cuomo, Usenet pedophile

   
 
The children of Sandy Hook Elementary School and all victims of violent guns deserve leaders who have the courage to participate in a meaningful discussion about our gun laws—and how they can be reformed and better enforced to prevent guns from committing violence and death in America.
 

 
 

—Mark Kelly, husband of gun victim Gabrielle Giffords

   
 
Our expressions of sympathy must be matched with concrete actions to stop these vicious guns from commiting acts of violence.
 

 
 

—Nita Lowey, U.S. Rep. of New York

   
 
Too soon to speak out about a nation of crazy guns? No, too late. At least THIRTY-ONE school gun shootings since Columbine.
 

 
 

—Michael Moore, media profiteering Jew

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Obambo's take on it

They say his heart grew three sizes that day.
   
 
These neighbors are our neighbors, and these children are our children, and we're going to have to come together and take meaningful action to prevent more tragedies like this -- regardless of the politics
 

 
 

—Fuck running the country, brats are getting killed up in this bitch

   
 
The majority of those who died were children — beautiful little kids between the ages of 5 and 10 years old
 

 
 

—Totally not sounding like a pedo there, Barry

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