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User:NAMxZ/Sylver
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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Basics of sylver
Sylver The loin also known as a WrathFox, or Santiago Volara, is a raging homo who is a batshit insane, narcissistic, and egotistical flaming babyfur. He expects people to pity him for the shit he pulls, thinking that he can never be blamed for his faggotry. He has also left journal entries on Furaffinity complaining about shit nobody cares about. Sylver's dumbass mate pulled a knife on his roomate not wanting to clean. Since a a furry with autism and a weapon is generally dangerous to himself, he was promptly beaten the fuck out of. Don't worry, it was only for his protection. Sylver tried to call the police and lie, then was told that asspies aren't allowed to use phones the best way it could be done; by bething the living shit out of him some more.
Sylver also loves to talk about how his daddy beat him, molested him, and how shitty his general life is. He also loves using that as a exuse for mistakes. Clearly his father didn't beat him hard enough.
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The pedophile conviction
In 2003, Sylver was convicted of holding child porn on his computer, claiming that browsing through Limewire accidentally led him to downlod babyfucking. Not only was he dumb enough to trust Limewire, but claiming that searching for "little girls naked" was an accident is pretty fucking dumb. Turns out that when the party van came long, a picture of a 8 year old girl showing off her special places was found on his computer.
Sylver and his rants!
So today sylver tried to call the mother of Shikikit. Sadly enough telling the other kids momma don't work when your a grown adult.
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