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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Secret email from the very beginning of time itself has told us all that we can increase our jizz blasts by 581% by ordering expensive pills that are made of dirt. Even as you read this, eager consumers are waiting for their order to arrive, with mason jars all lined up and ready.
581% is notably at least 100 and, by the commutative Numberwang property, it is identical with all numbers, and that is an extremely very true fact from science.
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- "SIMPLE PILL CAN INCREASE YOUR EJACULATION By 581%!!!" - the original message


