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- Things that I started
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articles, stubs and misc
Sweep & Mop
- Portal:Sites
- Template:Sonic
- Latin
- New Pages (November 21, 2014)
- Did You Know...
- Banplz: 0
- Deathnotice: 0
Main Page
Current Threat
Article of the Now
The Eclectic Espeon (Eric Ridenour, born April 1, 1993) is a classic example of an attention whore, a hypocrite, a weeaboo, and a pedophile in the My Little Pony fan community. He is a wannabe director studying film and having been placed on academic probation in the past for failing his one and only class, amateur YouTube analyst and Let's-Player, Tumblr blogger, and self-proclaimed male-to-female transgender.
A longtime member of the Internet's most illustrious collection of manchildren, that of the bronies, Espie has over a considerable deal of time, and with minimum effort at that, become one if its more well-known figures. He is the founder and current head of his own "Celestial Spark Studios", a prolific team of nobodies who brought you absolutely nothing at all.
Eric initially began gaining notoriety with his early abridged series, "My Little Pony: The Brony Edition", which gained moderate success throughout the community. He then one day abandoned all this in order to create his own feature-length animated film, Journey of the Spark. And so he stuck to this dream in the face of all else, managing to gain the undying support of hordes of bronies, even assembling a large cast and crew to unquestioningly carry out his bidding. As far as these things go, it was indeed impressive. Promising, right?
Over two years later, after exceedingly vague updates, "Journey of the Spark" was cancelled as a feature-length film. Congratulations, Espie!
| Game Theory 2 days ago | Quirkyloverosee 4 days ago | OpFerguson 6 days ago | |
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Did You Know...
- ... that YOU can get an (at) ED email address?
- ... that ED has a super awesome Facebook group?
- ... that a man in the UK is spending his life in prison for swearing in public?
- ... that doxxing isn't a real word, and you should feel stupid for using it?
- ... that the new and improved KKK aims to be interracial?
- ... that Shahn Christian Andersen filed a lolsuit against several EDiots for writing and editing his article?
- ... that Timothy McVeigh finally has his own ED article?
New Pages (November 21, 2014)
XNA (December 3, 2014)
| Article | Good/Bad |
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| Timothy McVeigh | Good |
| 4chan Cup | Good |
| TakeShotAction | Good |
| Dub the Dew | Good |
| The Ranting Community | Good |
| Kimmy | Good |
| M00t's GamerGate Sellout | Good |
| ExilePitbull | Good |
| Joseph8276 | Good |
| Shahn Christian Andersen | Good |
| Time Magazine Polls | Good |
| Doxxing | Good |
| Younow | Bad |
| Nerdcubed | Bad |
| David Kalac | Bad |
| Shirtgate | Bad |
| Addy | Bad |
| Fritz the Cat | Bad |
| Hu1 | Bad |
| Ludalaluna | Bad |
| Miss Hitler 2014 | Bad |
| HUGELOL | Bad |
| Anime is Satan | Bad |
| Lena Dunham | Bad |
Portal & Series Templates
| 1 Sites | 5 DeviantART (DA) | 9 Truth | 13 Television |
| 2 Anime | 6 Memes | 10 YouTube (ytseries) | 14 Gaming |
| 3 Anonymous (chanology) | 7 Sex | 11 Social Media | 15 Softwarez |
| 4 Chans | 8 Trolls | 12 Music | 16 Faggotry |
| LiveJournal | Whores | Wikipedia | IRC |
- Current portal: 7
- FurFaggotry each 15th
Current Threat
- January
New Year's Day (1st) • Martin Luther King, Jr. Day (3rd Monday)
- February
Valentine's Day (14th)
- March
Saint Patrick's Day (17th)
- April
April Fools' Day (1st) • ED Rebirth Day (15th)
- May
Mother's Day (2nd Sunday)
- June
Autistic Pride Day (18th) • Father's Day (3rd Sunday)
- July
Independence Day (4th)
- August
Friendship Day (4th)
- September
Labor Day (1st Monday) • 9/11 (11th) • International Talk Like a Pirate Day (19th)
- October
World Animal Day (4th) • National Cat Day (29th) Halloween (31th)
- November
Veterans Day (11th) • OldDirtyBtard (17th) • Thanksgiving (4th Thursday)
- December
World AIDS Day (1st) • Encyclopaedia Dramatica (10th) • Christmas Eve (24th) • Christmas Day (25th) •
New Year's Eve (31st)Copypasta
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| | #MEEPCREW PRIDE WORLD WIDE :^) This user has proven their worth to ED under the guidance of the holy Pope Meepsheep and has been named an honorary member of the prestigious #Meepcrew. As a result, they will likely show excessive love for catgirls, admiration of Lil B, undying support of the black homosexual community, Adventure Time avocation, and rampant Pynchon fanboyism. Keep in mind they are your intellectual superior, but you can be this cool too someday! Please enable them with channel ops and powerful hallucinogens at all opportunities. |
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