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User:SomeJackoff12321
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
SomeJackoff12321 is, as his name implies, some random jackoff on the interwebs. He spends most of his time drawing big-titted animu girls, throwing rocks at children, and sleeping while sitting on the toilet.
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Hobbies
SomeJackoff12321's hobbies include:
- Jerking off
- Watching porn
- Listening to the Dead Kennedys
- Watching animu and screaming insults at the characters on screen
- Screaming insults at people irl
- Wandering around his neighborhood at night
- Thinking up shit to write on ED
- Sleeping
- Talking shit about Portland, Oregon
Personal Information
Location: Salem, Oregon
Height: 5'12"
Dick length: 17"
Religion: No input whatsoever, as he doesn't give a shit either way.
Political Views
SomeJackoff12321 is an extremely cynical asshole irl, and therefore derives great amounts of pleasure from watching retards campaigning for political office while pretending to be better than their opponents. His opinions on the past three presidents are as follows:
- Bill Clinton: White guy pretending to be black, inexplicably removed from office for cheating on his bitch wife.
- George W. Bush: Fucking dumbass who said stupid shit in his retarded Texan accent.
- Barack Obama: Black guy pretending to be white, stutters a lot. Still better than Mitt Romney, though.
Trivia
- SomeJackoff12321 once attempted No Fap November and failed on the first day
- SomeJackoff12321 has double-jointed thumbs, which he commonly uses to frighten small children.


