User:SomeJackoff12321

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SomeJackoff12321 is, as his name implies, some random jackoff on the interwebs. He spends most of his time drawing big-titted animu girls, throwing rocks at children, and sleeping while sitting on the toilet.

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Hobbies

SomeJackoff12321's hobbies include:

  • Jerking off
  • Watching porn
  • Listening to the Dead Kennedys
  • Watching animu and screaming insults at the characters on screen
  • Screaming insults at people irl
  • Wandering around his neighborhood at night
  • Thinking up shit to write on ED
  • Sleeping
  • Talking shit about Portland, Oregon

Personal Information

Location: Salem, Oregon
Height: 5'12"
Dick length: 17"
Religion: No input whatsoever, as he doesn't give a shit either way.

Political Views

SomeJackoff12321 is an extremely cynical asshole irl, and therefore derives great amounts of pleasure from watching retards campaigning for political office while pretending to be better than their opponents. His opinions on the past three presidents are as follows:

Trivia

  • SomeJackoff12321 once attempted No Fap November and failed on the first day
  • SomeJackoff12321 has double-jointed thumbs, which he commonly uses to frighten small children.
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