User:U Mad Bro

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Gtfomyinternet.jpg This colostomy bag was BANNED for Shitting Diapers.
You can help by learning from their mistakes.
Vandalizing their user page with Pain Series attacks never hurts either.

Whomsoever unbans this faggot without mine or Mantequilla's approval will be PERMA-FUCKING-BANNED without any chance of returning here. One strike policy applies. Now get back to work


— SeeBeen  Communist cat sig.jpg 18:33, 2 April 2015 (EDT)

My history on this site... At one point I infuriated the entire left side of Europe and people thought I owned the site because they were actually sockpuppets that I made since my time is worthless, as such my entire town became the target of constant pizza calls. So in order to put an end to that I basically lost my (janitorship) that I paid for by being humiliated by all of ED and forcing them to dig up all my dox, essentially "running away from the Internet" if you will. I then later crawled out of my hubox once the IRC bullying stopped in order to continue editing and adding content, but I was outed immediately. A lot of the old ED regs though still have a lot of pent up resentment towards me cause apparently I ~really~ am an autistic manchild with nothing to live for. ^__^


And the only reason Zaiger demodded me is because I specifically antagonized him into doing so in several e-mails. Wasn't that hard for me to do, emotional instability infliction is my forte afer all. His skin is thicker than most... but I'm the God of humanity's demons... and the ones that make you mad are arguably the easiest for me to manipulate. --U Mad Bro 15:04, 2 April 2015 (EDT)



—Hahahahahahaha - Phobos 15:08, 2 April 2015 (EDT)