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| This user has been on ED for 6 years, 5 months and 27 days.
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| I like that you are painfully aware of your rodent-like features, name yourself after said rodents, and then to affirm your insecurity post nothing but pictures of your muscles you only got to make up for your unfortunate facial features.
Great job, bucko. It's almost like nobody draws that conclusion within ten minutes of looking at you.
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| — Weezus Christ
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...a gigantic faggot riding a high horse with a dildo for a saddle.
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Yeah, well that guy who made the two songs about me is my mate now. And he even writes articles for the wiki!
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As far as I know, it's not illegal and morally I don't give a fuck, but that's fucking disturbing, especially since you look kinda normal and even like a nice guy on cam.
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| — DNJACK, sharing his feelings about my asphyxiaphilia
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You seem like quite the deviant :I
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| — Snæk, during our initial meeting
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ED deserves nothing more than disgust, contempt, and loathing from all corners of the internet.
If we become cool, I fucking quit.
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| — uberfukken
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Popularity kills, the sheer amount of butthurt that this site has accumulated and the graphic content would explain it. Also the fact that 99% of humanity is unable to accept the hard facts it provides. It's the unbiased god of the world.
Only the truly desensitized and demented can handle.
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We just document past and ongoing internet drama. For the most part what is posted on ED is true, just embellished and written in a satirical and comical way.
The only way we will let ED go offline is in handcuffs or bodybags.
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