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	This user is an administrator.

FACT ALERT:

The consensus is official.

Worst. Admin. Ever.

WARNING
This user is a filthy fucking furfag.
You can help by hunting them down, deriding their psychological maladjustment to life, turning them into roadkill, and performing taxidermy on them.
Watch the CSI episode where it all happens.

“	This odorous, scent-driven rat is proud to divulge he doesn't use deodorant, body soap, shampoo, cologne, laundry detergent, or toothpaste irl. Artificial, factory-produced scents offend his senses, and pheromone detection is his truest indicator of attraction. Water is nature's shower, and is all you need in order to stay clean and maintain good hygiene, and to of course enable your body to naturally produce innocuous body odor, which this user has a strong admiration for.	„

This user is a gym rat.

This user has been on ED for
6 years, 10 months and 9 days.

“	I'm the greatest unwashed superhero there ever was and ever will be!	„

“	Steadily sailing the seas of drama, conquering each passing wave.	„

“	Yar, come at me!	„

“	2015 is my year, whether the Chinese Zodiac says so or not!	„

“	One of these days they're gonna lock me away..	„

:>	This user is a dramarat.

“	I'm actually worshiped in some parts of the globe	„