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No, you still don't have new messages.


Here you can talk to me, tell me everything, say that i am a faggot, etc. You can (obviously) troll, but one at the same time. ;)



repent your sins

Leonel andres sepulveda.jpg

Hi Lenoel

hi Leonel :))))) Oliver Hart 15:36, 16 February 2014 (EST)

tomorrows main page

even tho the aotn is set for tomorrow, it shows up as a redlink. would you plz check it out for me -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 07:17, 1 November 2012 (EDT)


...are a cowardly person, who seems to take pleasure out of insulting people whom you have never met.

So there! - Mr.Jonzz Jonzz.png 17:18, 4 November 2012 (EST)

  • Sorry about that. Just an attempt. Not funny enough, I think... --  —   Corvo   @     —   14:44, 18 November 2012 (EST)


lol yea NKO SPAZ AT ME HERE 19:43, 4 November 2012 (EST)

i wish NKO SPAZ AT ME HERE 19:46, 4 November 2012 (EST)


What, you thought Sandy couldn't be a kike name? N E way, now that I have electricity and internets, I'll return to my bitch work and look at that article you mentioned. P.S. I missed you, filthy nigger. VX BREATHE DEEP 00:20, 6 November 2012 (EST) This is irredeemable shit, beyond even my miraculous powers of salvation. DESTROY. VX BREATHE DEEP 12:49, 7 November 2012 (EST)

banning that user

wtf ur mean Mike the Great (talk) 19:22, 8 November 2012 (EDT)

there's more drama if they're not banned. ;) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:31, 8 November 2012 (EST)

  • watchlisted. :popcorn: -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:34, 8 November 2012 (EST)


I did the meta you dip. Rollbacking is useful, and the meta is easy to refill, I will not do it any less. -Elvis 13:35, 9 November 2012 (EST)

I'll use undo if it's one edit yes, but there are situations where rollbacking helps a lot. It's very easy to just copy and past the meta over. -Elvis 14:42, 9 November 2012 (EST)


Well, nice I got the memo AFTER the rollback. Nice of you to notify me though, the flashing red words were ever so subtle. Cheers. --Gseed 13:59, 9 November 2012 (EST)


I already have IRC :)NKO SPAZ AT ME HERE 22:15, 10 November 2012 (EST)

what do you need? dont answer that i need to get onNKO SPAZ AT ME HERE 22:23, 10 November 2012 (EST)
I'm doing my homework :|, cant get on b NKO SPAZ AT ME HERE 22:31, 10 November 2012 (EST)

Breaking Bad

I was looking around through the TV and Movies category, when I noticed that there was an article for this superb TV show. Unfortunately, though, it is a sloppily put together article with little internetz relevance, lulz, or real information. Leave it up to me rebuild this article and give it relevance. SWfan 13:30, 12 November 2012 (EST)

RE: this belongs to you

Yep. --JuniusThaddeus 20:08, 13 November 2012 (EST)


You fucked it up even more ur really are silly :D ¯\(ಥಿ೪ಥ)/¯ PLZ RÆP MAH FACE 09:58, 15 November 2012 (EST)

notice the red link saying "Category:User templates" hanging from the top left, but im sure youre too blind to even notice it¯\(ಥಿ೪ಥ)/¯ PLZ RÆP MAH FACE 15:21, 15 November 2012 (EST)
...¯\(ಥಿ೪ಥ)/¯ PLZ RÆP MAH FACE 15:34, 15 November 2012 (EST)


You know "lol is this your new profile pic ?" Skype virus ? Chain-619's click on it and his skype's got virus about fake CP claim, thus start the drama

This made me think of you.

Down's syndrome baby.jpg

SWfan 07:52, 18 November 2012 (EST)

Question about the replacing thumbnail pictures process

I found several full versions of thumbnails that need replaced with full pictures, but instead of uploading the full version then asking an EDitor or sysop to swap out the pictures then flush the original thumbnail, could I just post links to the thumbnails that need replaced and direct links to the replacements that need uploaded to overwrite the thumbnails?

DarkLordTR 13:44, 18 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

The "Full Images Wanted" template didn't say one way or the other, so I thought I'd ask. Thanks for clearing that up. Appreciate the recommendation too. DarkLordTR 14:18, 18 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR


He also created The Problems of America. May you delete that one as well? -Gray 19:13, 20 November 2012 (EST)

Thanks. -Gray 19:19, 20 November 2012 (EST)


WTF?, are you sysfags in love with this cunt or what? - Mr.Jonzz Jonzz.png 15:32, 21 November 2012 (EST)

You could have just removed the [[pipe]]... don't confuse 'duty' with 'sycophancy'. - Mr.Jonzz Jonzz.png 15:38, 21 November 2012 (EST)
Again, all that was required was pipe-deletion; to make it clearer her surname could have been entered... The OP was deleted on the grounds that it was "shit", a fair point as it wasn't particularly good but FFS, there's far shitter still in existence. It'd have been easier to edit/hack what was there into something serviceable... something out of nothing is always harder. - Mr.Jonzz Jonzz.png 15:43, 21 November 2012 (EST)

RE: Elen's emails

I only know what has been stated publicly. Here's the text of one of Jclemens's Email to arbcom-l. --JuniusThaddeus 19:46, 26 November 2012 (EST)

About all the redirects

Thanks for the heads up. And yeah, my first few redirects were probably for typos, so I'll try to avoid that. The ones I've been doing recently were redirects from that I've found via the Wayback Machine from this page, and I've been porting them to, except where they are different here or are obvious typos (those I've been trying to fix).

I've been trying to avoid fuckups, and after Gray told me to avoid double redirects, I been double checking the ones I've made using the "Show preview" option and checking the links before posting them, or at least I've tried, but sometimes Cloudflare craps out and fucks everything up, but I've been trying to avoid making stupid mistakes on my end as much as possible.

FYI, there are over 3500+ red links on the "Wanted Pages" list, and most of the ones that don't redirect to Oh Shitternet or are leftover links from pages that were deleted (some were on but flushed by the sysops here) are redirects from, so I've been trying to port them here to fill in some holes on the Wanted Pages list (unless those redirects are different here) and see if I can't find some pages we're missing, as some of those Wanted Pages are actual pages that haven't been restored yet (found 4-5 already), so I've been trying to whittle down the list so we can repair ED's massive list of busted links and restore pages.

Still, so I can avoid typing a fucking novel, if you got any tips to avoid fucking anything up that I can avoid on my end, let me know. Again, thanks for the heads up. DarkLordTR 14:57, 29 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

What the fuck

Is this shit I hear on irc about you telling people I was saying tumblr is next, you were the only one tweeting that shit. Elvis 01:12, 1 December 2012 (EST)

I just want to know if you flat out lied to me, Andres. Did you? Leon, GNAA


01:13, 1 December 2012 (EST)

yes hallo again

done, i always fix them-••General Niggerson Page me. 17:06, 3 December 2012 (EST)


i was counting on you. :< -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 03:05, 4 December 2012 (EST)

shit happens. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:44, 4 December 2012 (EST)


See above. Also, why you no interact with glorious ED community n e more? With all my spic love, VX BREATHE DEEP 00:06, 7 December 2012 (EST)

Sockpuppet alert

This dipshit --[email protected] ====> 19:26, 13 December 2012 (EST)

^ lol oops, any way, tell zaiger to checkuser those 3 accounts if theyre from the same ip or some shit, then its deffinitly sockpuppet wankery --[email protected] ====> 20:00, 13 December 2012 (EST)


kk --[email protected] ====> 19:45, 13 December 2012 (EST)

Apologies for some retarded bullshit on my part

I haven't been on ED in awhile, had lots of other shit to do, and when I finally did pop back here I had some user messages on my talk page about someone complaining about something I hadn't even been fucking with for awhile.

I had a shitty reaction to something that turned out to be a joke, which was fucking stupid of me.

Sorry about that, that was a dumbfuck move on my part, thanks for cleaning up anything I fagged up awhile back with that template.

DarkLordTR 09:46, 18 December 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR

I finished that template.

  • Remember you asked me to make a template for all EDF related articles? Well, here it is. I tried to be clever by making it in the theme of the forum... You know, gray and purple over black, comic sans and little @'s next to the article titles like they're being tagged or something... I think it came out nice. I already alphabetized it and the forum logos link to the corresponding forum's article. The only thing that's left to do is edit it into all the articles once you tell me it's okay. The only problem is: I was unable to figure out how to make the boxes stay the same size when I add more articles... Maybe you can think of something. Like I told you: I am not very good with all this editing stuff so that template is a bit ass backwards. Anyway, hope you like it <3 Busey.pngoddguyBusey.png 15:05, 19 December 2012 (EST)

bitch please

that is a documentary excerpt that i witnessed myself  — Preceding comment added by Urikiw (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Asperger's Syndrome

Spoilsport, they were probably good for another couple of undo/rollbacks... ;__;

- Mr.Jonzz Jonzz.png 23:33, 20 December 2012 (EST)


I think this guy's a spambot. -Gray 22:54, 21 December 2012 (EST)


I think this is a real funny bitch who will beat our male pants off. BAN HER/HIM/IT fast!!! The blinding humor will make the rest of this poop look like shit. BitchwithBallClippers 15:17, 27 December 2012 (EST)

Geez, so many rules. You have to capitalize properly.You have to put two words in to get saved. OI! As my Jewish mothers mothers mother would have said. BitchwithBallClippers 15:18, 27 December 2012 (EST)

I took the liberty of blocking the imagine and shitty youtube autoplay through third party measures.

I don't even care, bro. Lord Tony 16:00, 4 January 2013 (EST)

  • Nope I lied, I broke my adblock page now. Lord Tony 16:02, 4 January 2013 (EST)
The fact that you took the time to write that shows that you lie. Leon, GNAA
16:02, 4 January 2013 (EST)

RE:Lord Tony's Talk

Considering your love of cutesy music. SWfan 18:34, 4 January 2013 (EST)

Since you're here

Kill this shitposter. ••General Niggerson Page me. 09:10, 8 January 2013 (EST)


Hello, do you can delete the page Fantendo? Why you ask? Isn't funny, is offensive. Plz do that. The person who made this was a troll on Fantendo who got banned and he wants revenge. Do you can delete that page? Also ban him from the wiki plz. Locky12

Need help!

Hello Andrés. I would like to talk to you about a very small problem that I need to deal with concerning your fine site. Apparently it was solved before, but the move to .se "restored" something that had been spiked previously.

I am not going to claim to be some super-hacker, expert or genius. In your world I am just a n00b and a hack. But call it a "peace treaty", offering or whatever. I just want to solve this otherwise nominal issue - and I will find a way to make it worth your while.

Please contact me directly in a more private manner when you have a chance please.

--KurtChinpap 02:12, 3 February 2013 (EST)--KurtChinpap 02:12, 3 February 2013 (EST)

Need help!

Hello Andrés. I would like to talk to you about a very small problem that I need to deal with concerning your fine site. Apparently it was solved before, but the move to .se "restored" something that had been spiked previously.

I am not going to claim to be some super-hacker, expert or genius. In your world I am just a n00b and a hack. But call it a "peace treaty", offering or whatever. I just want to solve this otherwise nominal issue - and I will find a way to make it worth your while.

Please contact me directly in a more private manner when you have a chance please.

--KurtChinpap 02:13, 3 February 2013 (EST)--KurtChinpap 02:13, 3 February 2013 (EST)


are you going to be editing anymore? --zaiger (talk) 18:50, 14 February 2013 (EST)


People such as Equivamp, Zaiger and Tyciol. There are, of course, also the dozens-upon-dozens of editors who write themselves into articles. Jewstika.jpg Jewstika.jpg Jewstika.jpg 19:48, 26 February 2013 (EST)

I totally agree with you on Zaiger, but just thought that would be a good example. Marforious and Fiskie wrote about how they oppose the Aurorafurry menace, Elvis wrote himself into an article but backed-it-up with some self-referrential humor and we have an interesting screencap of EV's attention whoring. The reason I am asking of this is because of some trolling I did on dA back in 2012. I won't be writing about my ED activity/self or anything, but rather the account of mine, Deviantart-favicon.png Extremepestilence. Here's an example of some butthurt I've caused, in-case you are interested. Jewstika.jpg

Jewstika.jpg Jewstika.jpg 20:06, 26 February 2013 (EST)

THX BB <3 Jewstika.jpg

Jewstika.jpg Jewstika.jpg 20:15, 26 February 2013 (EST)

hi andrés

gracias :D Uberfukken 19:03, 5 March 2013 (EST)


lol'd. i don't remember this happening at all. -hipcrime Applebloom hipcrime sig.gif 11:27, 18 March 2013 (EDT)


Hey Andres

I'm being threatened with a ban just for removing the DOX from Jennifer Hepler's page. I support this site and I'm totally behind your freedom of speech, but not when it's fucking with people's real lives. If you really support the IRC Bullying Awareness campaign you should know that Jennifer Hepler's entire entry is abuse, but DOXing her is way too far.

KingKane 14:46, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

lol at the tactic, but i have gone ahead and removed the dox cuz they don't add anything to the article. -hipcrime Nyan micro sig.gif 14:54, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
I lol'd hard at the IRC bullying campaign part. --zaiger (talk) 18:28, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
same at here. Daniel Kraiser would be proud of me. --Andrés Th animated dancing lady.gif (talkplx) 20:12, 22 March 2013 (EDT)
i also support this cause. What is it? ~Oblique 04:54, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

Sup bitch

I need your help. Do you know if this shitposter is Bambifag or not? He somehow got his ass into being editor with all the shit he cuntpasted with from TOW. ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 11:34, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Hmm I think he ain't. Many people cuntpaste Wikipedia here and uhm he seems to have a "background story" unlike any bambifan clones. --Andrés Th animated dancing lady.gif (talkplx) 20:11, 22 March 2013 (EDT)
Ite ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> BRING ME SUM KFC BITCH 21:03, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

"rare templates"

don't belong in their own category. categorize them please. most of them are Category:Decorative Templates H64 11:48, 24 March 2013 (EDT)

Please Delete This Offensive Article

This is Gabriel Navarro A.K.A. Moleman9000. I am here demanding that you delete the Moleman9000 article that lies about and defames me, as it is the first Google result for my username, and I do not want it to be, due to it damaging my good name. This is an order. You have no right to lie about others and preach outright hatred. It is absolutely sickening. This entire site should be deleted, though for right now I am asking that you remove the offensive article about me. If anything, do it to show that you're a decent human being. PlaceholderName73 22:37, 26 March 2013 (EDT)

^^I lol'd--Desu exploitable.png Talk to me|Contribs 22:39, 26 March 2013 (EDT)
lol, no we will not delete it. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:41, 26 March 2013 (EDT)

You don't have a choice. I, the subject of the article, am ordering you to delete it. Either that, or rewrite it to make it reasonable. PlaceholderName73 22:47, 26 March 2013 (EDT)

Yeah I have a choice and I chose to ban your sick fuck ass outta here. ••General Niggerson Page me. 22:52, 26 March 2013 (EDT)
Popcorn3.gif Schnookums Icon3.png reply 22:50, 26 March 2013 (EDT)
It's always funny when some guy makes an ED account just to bitch about their article. --AquaBat 22:55, 26 March 2013 (EDT)

Help please.

I was wondering if you'd be able to help me.
This page is about me personally.
I have read the disclaimer and I understand this site is based on satire and should not be taken seriously.
However that is my LEGAL name and not a characterization of me or even screen name I use.
It's my legal name and I would appreciate if the page could be removed.

I understand that this is intended to be a parody about me but it is a clear personal attack and has been removed once before.

The creator of the page: Jazzybellio4912 seems to have a bad case of ButtHurt.
Rather then contributing to the site and adding quality pages, he seems to be trying to use it for some sort of juvenile revenge plot.
That to me doesn't seem like what this site is all about.

If you could have the page removed and hopefully not put back up a third time I would greatly appreciate it.

--LeeLoo 23:41, 27 March 2013 (EDT)
Hey Kelly, we use people's real names on articles all the time. Amd maybe you shouldn't have made a complete ass of yourself over the internets. BTW, this admin is AFK at this point. ••General Niggerson Page me. 06:42, 28 March 2013 (EDT)

Application for new page - Quebec

Hey Andrés,

I just finished patching together a new page on Quebec (the province).

Take a look at it if you have the time. Comments and criticisms are appreciated of course.

This is the first time I've actually used a user's talk page, so I expect to be trolled for being such a n00bfag in the way I sign.

Teratology 04:19, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

if it's good i have no problem :D --Andrés Th animated dancing lady.gif (talkplx) 17:56, 7 April 2013 (EDT)


Could you flush User:SWfan/Icze4r (unnecessary hyperlink) KTHXPLZ Jewstika.jpgJewstika.jpgJewstika.jpg 09:29, 28 April 2013 (EDT)

Sorry I couldn't attend it in time. --Andrés Th animated dancing lady.gif (talkplx) 23:23, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

hy amigo...

It's spictacular to see you again! xxx :D Mr.Jonzz JNZ.png 19:54, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

He's in #ED-Logging and giving me attention and not you! Schnookums Icon3.png 19:55, 25 May 2013 (EDT)
fuqU bitch, he knows which side his tortilla is toasted... Mr.Jonzz JNZ.png 20:05, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

You still working on "ED de español"? Mr.Jonzz JNZ.png 20:05, 25 May 2013 (EDT)


Just can you tell me how you became an administrator. But I will vandalize this encyclopedia!Sur 01:15, 14 June 2013 (EDT)

re: ily

ily2. show me your n00dz kthx -hipcrime Herduliekmudkipzz.gif 00:59, 15 December 2013 (EST)


I gotta get in on this. Oh, and


I see that you are still alive. What a shame.   VX BREATHE DEEP   14:36, 15 December 2013 (EST)


You'd best not ever die, faggot, or I will fucking murder you.   VX BREATHE DEEP   01:13, 23 December 2013 (EST)

RE: whose bot is this?

Faggot, get back on ED and start editing. We need you! Xmas Stinkrat.png 07:26, 23 December 2013 (EST)

Where dafuq have you been?

••General Niggerson Page me. 03:33, 31 December 2013 (EST)

RE: sup junius

Thanks, and yes, she's still active there. --JuniusThaddeus 14:25, 5 January 2014 (EST)


Where have you been? Pls advise. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:59, 21 July 2014 (EDT)