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- -hipcrime 04:22, 27 August 2011 (CEST)
- 1 ben vs anglin
- 2 Re: POTN
- 3 missiebee wants to play
- 4 Twinkies
- 5 usurper
- 6 vermins article
- 7 your deciphering
- 8 Hi
- 9 Hello
- 10 Policy Pages
- 11 Deceptive
- 12 Crapshoot
- 13 really banned?
- 14 Welcome back
- 15 Your vandal attitude
- 16 Come back to the forums
- 17 I thought
- 18 lol
- 19 Shives' Wife
- 20 re
- 21 Alive?
- 22 sup hoe
- 23 Hi
- 24 Get back here fatty
- 25 Sorry about the ban thing
- 26 Remove my article I'm done
- 27 Super Cool New Message
ben vs anglin
here's a post ben garrison made about anglin, it exposes QUITE A BIT: http://garrisongraphics.blogspot.com/2015/06/saturday-roundup.html
missiebee wants to play
I've noticed that one of your ED pages has been locked by a troll who called herself princesscesselizabeth013, please see her ED page https://encyclopediadramatica.se/PrincessElizabeth013 if you want a laugh. (she might be under the name erin anthony) I'm just wondering if you wouldn't mind unlocking this page https://encyclopediadramatica.se/JINXDROWNED please so i can make a few edits? I'm sure her victim jinxed drowned wouldn't mind since this thing has been trolling her for months! thanks :) — Preceding comment added by Missiebee (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
I desperately want to be a crat but noone takes me seriously Vermin
00:37, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
Like when you vandalized articles I worked on because you were butthurt I kept raping you?--Boudica 00:54, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
- You mean when you kept play-banning me over and over when I was trying to work on the site?
I deliver pizzas for a livingVermin
09:38, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
- But on a serious note, if you wanna say mean things to me and try to hurt my feelings, then continue doing so on the forums. But if you keep vandalizing my articles and undermining the effort I put into this site, then I'm gonna have to tattle on you because my worth is defined by what i do on the internet. Vermin Error creating thumbnail: File missing09:50, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
I'm gay --Homicide 02:07, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
- #homicide4sysop reply 10:03, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
- I should kill myself ASAP <3 Vermin Error creating thumbnail: File missing09:40, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
lol tattletale.--Boudica 16:22, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
- So is this like some sort of bizarre ED mating ritual or something? You vandalize each others articles back and forth to show how much repressed sexual tension you have going on between each other? --MissPelt 17:03, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
- It's a combination of my complete failure at life and my shameless attention whoring.I may be a faggot, but I ain't no bureaucrat despite shelling out hundreds of dollars. Vermin Error creating thumbnail: File missing17:06, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
- It's a combination of my complete failure at life and my shameless attention whoring.I may be a faggot, but I ain't no bureaucrat despite shelling out hundreds of dollars. Vermin
I make a report against this page as it does not comply with the settlement website, copyright infringement, violation of privacy, harassment, slander, theft, intended to destroy that person that is prohibited by law. So please help me
I'm not sure if it's here to report. — Preceding comment added by Boubou (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
- lolnope 1sam234 11:37, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
sounds about right. ••General Niggerson 07:51, 15 July 2015 (EDT)
I'm not sure at what point you decided to start hating me again, as we were on good talking terms for a while, but I think it'd be better for us and everyone else if we agreed to work together instead of fail-trolling each other anymore. Vermin
13:00, 15 July 2015 (EDT)
Why exactly did you revert me? The people shown weren't Somalis, but I did keep the flag and the ship carrying money since they were quite funny. I wouldn't call Somalis "niggers" simply because they are from Africa. Would "sand-nigger" work better with you?
- No. They are niggers, so are the people pictured and since all niggers look alike they might be from Somalia. CobaltCat 04:10, 26 July 2015 (EDT)
You seem to be firmly convinced in your belief, so there won't be any need to show you what actual Somalis look like, their genetic, etc. Or are you interested in seeing their genetics, etc? If not, then are you an Admin? I would like my edits here and on the article deleted and censored. If not, then may you direct me in the right way for this to be accomplished?
- LOL. Your edits are forever, unless you upload an image of you holding a piece of paper stating that Somalis looks like explained here, else there is no recourse, sorry. CobaltCat 04:44, 26 July 2015 (EDT)
The only reason I protected those pages was because they're filed under ED Policy, including the IRC FAQ (to which you later unlocked and called me "autistic" for whatever reason). These pages haven't yet been protected, so I skimmed through them yesterday to make sure they were all secured, but I left the few less important ones unlocked. – Deceptive 13:00, 1 August 2015 (EDT)
S/he hasn't made edits since you accidentally b& her. I think we lost 'em. RIP in peace. blah blah etc (talk) 20:22, 4 August 2015 (EDT)
The edits themselves were butthurt revisionism that didn't add any humour value to the article and was just basically adding shit like "no that didn't happen", also was bitching on my talkpage.
Yeah, but that isn't really enough of a reason to ban. They would have to be more of a nuisance than that.--Boudica 07:41, 5 August 2015 (EDT)
- I understand your position and can sympathise with your logic, however if your starting edit summary basically goes "facts, rather than nonsense", it's usually someone who's there to add their own agenda rather than to contribute, I'll leave him unbanned but if he starts more shit he's back in it. If he can make his contributions lulzy that'd be great. Regards, (talk) 07:44, 5 August 2015 (EDT)
IMO, try to give people leeway,especially if they haven't done anything much yet.--Boudica 07:52, 5 August 2015 (EDT)
- when boudica is telling you to give people leeway it's definitely time to chill with the b& hammer. reply 09:20, 5 August 2015 (EDT)
lol--Boudica 11:09, 5 August 2015 (EDT)
Are you really banned Boudica? keep in touch.--Patlalrique 22:56, 11 August 2015 (EDT)
- Only for 2 weeks. (talk) 05:32, 12 August 2015 (EDT)
- I PMed you in IRC... let me know if you got it, because I closed IRC.--Patlalrique 23:16, 21 August 2015 (EDT)
- Welcome back :) - Zew0 23:55, 26 August 2015 (EDT)
Your vandal attitude
What the hell was that all about? Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 02:36, 23 August 2015 (EDT)
Come back to the forums
I'm sorry for how things went down but we all miss you please return, were friends with benefits GloriusReader03:08, 29 August 2015
You ded. Why not? CobaltCat 04:24, 24 September 2015 (EDT)
- She is not ded (sadly), she still comes to #ed irc and terrorizes people with pictures of her Tigercommander 01:59, 26 September 2015 (EDT)
- check it out, there's a new anime called "Return of Kings". I'm tempted to watch it just to see if any character unintentionally reminds me of roosh. oddguy 17:31, 13 November 2015 (EST)
I thought you died. She is a great actor as well.
CobaltCat 03:48, 14 December 2015 (EST)
anytime bby :3 -hipcrime 14:52, 12 January 2016 (EST)
Are you still alive, qt 3.14 ? AlGore 18:33, 6 May 2016 (EDT)
- Yeah she is. (talk) 19:01, 6 May 2016 (EDT)
- The alive bit. (talk) 21:08, 6 May 2016 (EDT)
- yo oddguy 02:26, 30 May 2016 (EDT)
AlGore 14:12, 19 June 2016 (EDT)
Get back here fatty
If it's gonna be that kind of party etc etc, MASHED POTATOES. = Zew0 07:19, 21 August 2016 (EDT)
- Srs, I'm puking out every last bit of my guts, but you should still be here. - Zew0 07:24, 21 August 2016 (EDT)
Sorry about the ban thing
Hit the wrong name when I was deleting spammers.