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A brief summary of my feelings about your comment on my talk page
Cobaltcat: ED's lovable lil rascal
| | HEY THERE! Hey, Cobaltcat! I saw what you did with that black Wikipedo.. I just wanted to say keep up the good work. |
Me Wanna be Admin
Hey Cobaltcat,
How do I become an Admin? Because I would pretty please with a cherry on top become one!!!!! McAusten!!!!!! (shitty complaints) (me not giving a fuck) 08:28, 17 June 2014 (EDT)
Re:So I Herd
Sorry for the late response, I've been sick for the past week and my body feels like that of an old fuck. The story was beautiful and I will cry my fucking eyes out everytime I read it. Also, Id rather be at Oregon than Texas. Smashdude64 23:14, 28 June 2014 (EDT)
XOTN
Ya don't gotta protect all the XOTNs anymore. Someone finally figured out why they weren't retaining cascaded protection and fixed the problem. Sickpuppy
10:21, 9 July 2014 (EDT)
yo
Just because someone used the same username as the person they're writing about doesn't necessarily mean that they are that person. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:52, 10 July 2014 (EDT)
- Well given the small channel, and the likeliness of having fanboys, I presumed it was him. I do acknowledge it could be a stupid fanboy. But it was pure promotion, though.
CobaltCat 15:55, 10 July 2014 (EDT)
The Wannabe Dickriders
That was smart to move The Wannabe Dickriders to its own article. We don't need sorry butt-hurt stinking up a lulzy article. :D --The MadShangi 01:40, 12 July 2014 (EDT)
Re: 3 days of darkness
I didn't endearingly label ya ED's lovable rascal for nothin' <3. Sickpuppy
10:23, 23 July 2014 (EDT)
want to see my penis?
I mean my vagina? Gretchen 03:54, 28 July 2014 (EDT)
- Yes. And your tits.
CobaltCat 04:12, 28 July 2014 (EDT)
I've come back from the dead for baleetions
I hear my estranged surrogate daughter Shangi is upset that people keep changing his Dickriders page. Maybe it's ripe for a baleetion seeing as Jiminy Fuckface can't make a Hyena laugh. ---Raoul's Ghost 10:02, 17 August 2014 (EDT)
- Ok I'll go along with that, but I think it will need some sprucing up. Spring cleaning time. Does Shangi have his own page yet? I can only envision such a page being of epic hilarity. ---10:11, 17 August 2014 (EDT)
- It's missing so much in terms of good lulz. I'll put in some work. ---10:38, 17 August 2014 (EDT)
- Ok I'll go along with that, but I think it will need some sprucing up. Spring cleaning time. Does Shangi have his own page yet? I can only envision such a page being of epic hilarity. ---10:11, 17 August 2014 (EDT)
If you are done having your bitch fight with Shangi
- I'll see what I can do. ---TheSkepticalHeretic 15:06, 17 August 2014 (EDT)
- That page deserves an enema.---TheSkepticalHeretic 17:17, 17 August 2014 (EDT)
- It will take some time, but I will help your page. ---TheSkepticalHeretic 17:22, 18 August 2014 (EDT)
- That page deserves an enema.---TheSkepticalHeretic 17:17, 17 August 2014 (EDT)
RE: ring ring
I hate you, please die.
reply 09:38, 23 August 2014 (EDT)
Time to make some kitty litter
You dirty fedora enthusiast, "ban me for this" was the edit summary of the article's creation. You've just made an enemy for life. VX •
12:01, 16 September 2014 (EDT)
THANK YOU SIR
I appreciate the love <3 - Phobos 03:59, 18 September 2014 (EDT)
RE:wow
But which of them drank the blood of Mannoroth? Also is which timeline is that brown orc from?
reply 14:52, 30 September 2014 (EDT)
good
haha fgt--Boudica 02:35, 17 October 2014 (EDT)
Wiscancer
meow
:>
vermin
00:22, 21 October 2014 (EDT)
- his unorthodox voice may be lulzy, but it doesn't compare to the accent of my favorite catfag :3 vermin
01:39, 21 October 2014 (EDT)
suck my balls
You gay Norwegian. Gretchen 03:06, 3 November 2014 (EST)
- RE:Ban I did. Gretchen 03:11, 3 November 2014 (EST)
Brianna Wu's bathroom lurking
Why did you remove that section? It seemed well sourced. - Plantourchen 07:12, 4 November 2014 (EST)
Feminist Frequency/Jonathan McIntosh
Why did you make this a subpage? Anita's puppet master is definitely important enough to be in mainspace. VX •
19:21, 5 November 2014 (EST)
Dox Removal
Hi, I have not been here for ~6 months and first noticed that the history of the Spax3 page (and of several other articles as well) is almost all hidden due to "doxing". Is it a new sort of censorship on ED that I have missed? And also a little question: is it okay to post dox via doxbin template? --EreorgC888fag 13:55, 6 November 2014 (EST)
does your mom know you're on this website or do I have to tell her myself
read the subject ♥♥♥
11:34, 14 November 2014 (EST)
(Plumbing log); 09:53 . . Cobaltcat (Talk | contribs | ræp) flushed "User:Cobaltcat/monobook.css" (LOL OPERA.)
you just embarrassed yourself publicly by admitting to using a known piece of nerd software ♥♥♥
11:58, 14 November 2014 (EST)
Re: Sektie CP
Guess I probably shouldn't have flushed the talk page as well. I'll fish the archive link back up for you, but the tl;dr of it was a blog post made a few days ago that CrackRabbit provided a link to. In it she claims we're hosting a picture she took of herself at 15 that qualifies as CP, posted here by an angry ex of hers. Considering you could see through the bra in the picture, and it was the only "nude" picture in the article with the caption "If a bra is child pornography then the Sears young ladies catalog should be on Tor.", I had to conclude that this was the picture in question. Here's the discussion that was had last night; you're more than welcome to unflush the picture if you think I made a mistake.
Talk | Contribs 07:36, 26 November 2014 (EST)
- Should Sektie_Business_card.gif be restored? I only deleted it because BakaRed deleted Sektietits.jpg. If you [Cobaltcat] believe that it should be restored, then go ahead and restore it. I won't reverse your actions or argue against you. I'll trust your judgment. I just rather not be the one to restore questionable content, and I'm busy tomorrow. --JuniusThaddeus 20:30, 26 November 2014 (EST)
- Actually, Mantequilla deleted Sektietits.jpg, so I deleted Sektie_Business_card.gif again. --JuniusThaddeus 11:47, 29 November 2014 (EST)
The Next Time...
You just go ahead and claim things as being true or not without having any ability to verify them dont put them on public pages for retards to find. [1] -=- Phobos 03:24, 29 November 2014 (EST)
- Idk mang just keep a lookout I guess there's a lot of randos floating around -=- Phobos 04:01, 29 November 2014 (EST)
Autobiography
That's it, you're getting written into my story. A catfag friend who constantly hits me up for dick pix and sends me pictures of dead family members and homoerotic photoshops because he has a crush on me. Also you can be my editor, but I can only afford to pay you in buttsex. Vermin
10:31, 1 December 2014 (EST)


