User talk:Cobaltcat

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From old archive 1 to the server dying
From above to April 1st 2016

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A brief summary of my feelings about your comment on my talk page

no u

no UR dum and retardeded -- Fleacollerindustry 12:35, 4 April 2016 (EDT)

Shame and willy

willy was a double redirect, and shame redirected to troll's remorse. now that we have an article on pet and fat shaming, shame seems like it should redirect to the shaming disambiguation page. that said, yes i am ashamed of my homosexuality now that the gay liberation movement has become an embarrassment for me and a lot of my dead homies who marched and protested gay bashing and lack of AIDS research. now these idiots stand on that work, and fight for bullshit that doesn't matter, like gay marriage (which i am against for homos and heteros as a tax dodge) and about shocking/grossing out the heteros. this isn't what i marched for in the eighties and nineties, and frankly i do regret my involvement because gay lib (or whatever they're calling it now) is now basically a SJW movement. same for feminism: what was once a valid and valuable movement to prevent back alley abortions and provide equal pay for women is now a soapbox for armchair activists who sit on their asses and bitch on the internet about the current condition from the safety of their homes simply for virtue signaling and posturing. god forbid they march or anything... that would require effort, and who the hell wants to do that when one can achieve the same result from posting to their tumblr blog. these days i am grateful to whatever faggot gave me the gift of aids so i don't have to watch the end days, when America is part of China and tumblrinas will be harvested for meat. actually, that last part might make life worth living i suppose. :^) with love, -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 16:52, 7 April 2016 (EDT) clarified -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 10:40, 8 April 2016 (EDT)

agreed. in comparison, i am basically a healthy heterosexual. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 10:40, 8 April 2016 (EDT)

David Raymond Amos

Good job intervening with David Anus. I knew that idiot would try to edit his own page. He's been crying on Twitter about it for hours, tagging various ED Twitter accounts LOL! --The MadShangi 01:41, 19 April 2016 (EDT)

Greenland Redirect

Fair enough. Seeing as there's only one bare mention of Greenland in the Denmark article, I decided to add a few short paragraphs about Greenland and the Faroe Islands in an "affiliated areas" section. Also made a few tweaks here and there. Should we also make a redirect page for the Faroe Islands? --Morris 09:50, 26 April 2016 (EDT)


For rollback of the kid who fucked with the Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath article, and for helping out with the wanted level template. AlGore 21:48, 30 April 2016 (EDT)

re userpage

thanks for fixing that. May the light of Jesus fill you with love and His heavenly seed. :^) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 11:43, 30 May 2016 (EDT)

The hottest pic of the crucifixion that i, hipcrime, have seen on the internet.jpg -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 11:56, 30 May 2016 (EDT)

  • ooh stigmata makes me hot. i thought my bf had it but it was just AIDS lesions. ;_; -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 12:40, 30 May 2016 (EDT)


i haven't been to a gaybar for years now but thank you for thinking of me. <3 -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 12:57, 12 June 2016 (EDT)

lol i see he's still at it. thx :^) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 11:07, 13 June 2016 (EDT)

por vous

i changed it. :^) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 14:39, 24 June 2016 (EDT)

a lyrical poet you are. it appears my rect has been select. :3 -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 12:30, 8 July 2016 (EDT)

Hey, you powerworded IHE.

Is this some down-low vandalism or intentionally misspelled? Mike the Great (talk) 23:15, 25 June 2016 (EDT)


Yeah, I just noticed you made some changes. Don't do any edits for the moment, and I'll re-add what was removed. I'll let you know when I'm done. -- 플리콜러인더스트리 09:23, 17 July 2016 (EDT)

OK, I made what changes I felt I needed to make. Everything is in good order... don't fuck it up. -- 플리콜러인더스트리 10:43, 17 July 2016 (EDT)


idk what happened but i accidentally one of your edits. nfi how/why what happened except maybe i did it when i was half asleep. anyways thanks for fixing it for me. (^: -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 11:11, 18 July 2016 (EDT)

the sleep of the dead is why i accidentally reverted you lol... one day if we ever tinychat, you can watch as i pass out on cam. if we can get Weezus in the tinychat there can be two ediots asleep on cam. :P -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 11:40, 18 July 2016 (EDT)


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Hey, Cobaltcat! I saw what you did with that Cartoon Template.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

AlGore 10:02, 12 August 2016 (EDT)


I am sorry for what I did last year. --User:Joona

Please change whatever do you think it needs to be changed from the Leslie article

I see your comment, if you think my part is redundant or unnecessary, feel free to take it out or move it. Thanks for the message.--Sveracrux 15:51, 24 August 2016 (EDT)

RE: videoframe

edits to videoframe had to be reverted. you're welcome to edit the template just be sure to purge it when you finish. Weasel avatar2.png reply 18:54, 2 September 2016 (EDT)


Bully (Video Game)

Has a lot of work to be done on it, ED unable to accept image uploads currently so its all text for now. Will be worked on later. Not too lulzy so needs a lot of input but has some potential. Filling in lost lulz/drama of the 2000s that was never documented here.

~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 20:42, 13 September 2016 (EDT)


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Hey, Cobaltcat! I saw what you did with GTA.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

I wanted the games split into their own page so the main gta page wasnt tl;dr. So thanks. Work on the template more and you'll be golden. ~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 15:25, 15 September 2016 (EDT)


thank you for fixing my shit. xoxo, Bane — Preceding unsigned comment added by 1337G0D (talkcontribs)

I wanna fuck u up tha azzzzz

~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 11:07, 21 September 2016 (EDT)

Wayback Machine

Hey, Cobaltcat! I saw what you did with Wayback Machine
I just wanted to say keep up the good work*/*

lol. Why didn't I think about doing that? --JuniusThaddeus 16:39, 22 September 2016 (EDT)


Since the page takes a long ass time to load and there's hundreds of images in the gallery, should we make a page exclusively for pics and just leave the top 5~20 up on the Nigger page? Kind of like what I did with the Columbine Gallery so the pages dont take tl;dr to load? ~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 04:23, 23 September 2016 (EDT)


Do u got a steam acc goy ~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 08:07, 23 September 2016 (EDT)

Bugged button mechanics

Hey kittybro, nice work on the DSP article. However, two bugs I noticed. The "I'm pressing buttons" disappears sometimes and the DarkSydePhil/PCGaming button doesn't work correctly.

--Killerratte 14:04, 30 September 2016 (EDT)


sure yeah overwrite it, better than it was i guess. I wonder why it broke all of a sudden. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 07:56, 3 October 2016 (EDT)



-Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 03:00, 4 October 2016 (EDT)


TYVM for the update. Long live our AIDS infested overlord. Mike the Great (talk) 22:42, 6 October 2016 (EDT)

Sam Hyde

Sam Hyde -Swasikasig.jpg (Sam Hyde) 09:13, 7 October 2016 (EDT)


Hey, meow. Seeing as you were the one who did this, I has a question. Are we just using Template:Movies for all media-related articles now, and not using Template:Television anymore? If so, we should prolly redirect Template:Television to Template:Movies, yeah? 

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 VERMIN  17:55, 28 October 2016 (EDT) The Embedded tweet template seems to have gone the way the Videoframe one did after the upgrade. Are you skilled enough to fix that one as well? 

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 VERMIN  09:31, 6 November 2016 (EST)

True, I feel it's better to upload a screenshot of a tweet anyway, in the likelihood that the tweet gets deleted and the template wouldn't work anymore. I only suggested fixing it because I see that some people still like to use it. 
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 VERMIN  09:39, 6 November 2016 (EST)

i admit

... that my wiki skillz suck, but my fellatio skills are/were very good. i just haven't used them in a while. (^: -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 02:52, 7 November 2016 (EST)


Give me a MAGA cat NOW!!! -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 11:38, 9 November 2016 (EST)


I'm not trying to be a dick. I am going to go over the page and edit it a bit then move it back in a little while. You are free to work on it as well. It is nothing personal, that could be a good page I just don't think you went about it the right way. I don't mean to insult you. I will help with the page just give me a little bit to finish some errands. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:53, 18 December 2016 (EST)

Cat Kills Bear

Squeak! That Bearing page has 7,600 views and counting! First you bring us PoisonIvyLul, now this. Good show, catfag!

Apparently ED is now part of the conspiracy to dox and smear Bearing's name simply for writing a satirical article documenting his ongoing drama, and everyone on ED is a SJW according to Bearing. He tried vandalizing the article again last night, and on Twitter, he's also been trying to use the "girlfriend looks 14" joke you had made to make anything and everything about him seem to be a lie. You really struck a nerve with this one! You're still gay though. 

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 VERMIN  10:24, 19 December 2016 (EST)

Seeing as an AOTN for tomorrow has not yet been set, and this page is generating such interest, I feel CareBear would fill the slot well. 
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 VERMIN  11:23, 19 December 2016 (EST)
Don't AOTN that page yet it is not finished. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 14:36, 19 December 2016 (EST)
Heya, Cobalt! I saw what you did with that Bearing article, and the shout out you got from its subject.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.


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 VERMIN  10:29, 20 December 2016 (EST)

Lol yes agreed. If nothing it definitely caused a lulz shitstorm. Plus the article turned out pretty good. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 10:34, 20 December 2016 (EST)
Serial doxer and shit-stirrer


I am writing this on my business card. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 10:44, 20 December 2016 (EST)

"On Vacation"

Hopefully it's permanent vacation. 

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 VERMIN  15:59, 20 December 2016 (EST)


Hey, Cobaltcat! I saw what you did with basically doing everything.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.
<3 --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 15:16, 21 December 2016 (EST)


I has question that wiki-smart cat may has answer to. Is there a way to embed Instagram videos into articles? It didn't work for me :< 

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 VERMIN  15:43, 2 January 2017 (EST)

Ooh, it worked! *jumps up and down in excitement* Can you please use your powers now to move the article's name from Barefoot Nature to TheWondersOfNatureNZ? I made TheWondersOfNatureNZ a redirect to Barefoot Nature, but I need it to be the other way around now, because this perv deleted the Barefoot Nature channel after he realized people were onto him and only uses the WondersOfNatureNZ one now. Shanks2u, cat-can-do. 
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 VERMIN  16:33, 2 January 2017 (EST)
Silly cat, it's "TheWondersOfNatureNZ," but you redirected it to "WondersOfNatureNZ." Did you forget your coffee this morning? 
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 VERMIN  08:46, 3 January 2017 (EST)

Shanks again for moving that page for me!
*googles pedantic*
Hey!! For someone with OCD, I'm surprised you even left the word "the" out of the title the first time! 

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 VERMIN  17:24, 3 January 2017 (EST)


i had no idea that existed lol. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:14, 3 January 2017 (EST)


girloninternet already started that earlier, I moved hers out of userspace sorry <3 --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 06:00, 5 January 2017 (EST)


Yeah I have something to say, you keep restoring two bullshit pages while the real furfags behind them get away with it and everytime they get a page it gets deleted. Non of the facts are even true which is even more annoying as the fucktards that made them are guilty of wanted to fuck children, molesting horses and one that has such a hard on for drama she's been banned from each site at least once before she begged to be allowed back. Malkov has a love of children and got the living shit kicked out of him once for it. Saku his so called girlfriend works in a stable but only took the job for her love of horses and so she can molest them. Takura is a drama whore and had her own up until yesterday when she managed to get it removed.

Those two pages are bullshit, they were bullshit when new, they are even worse now all the info is out of date. All they are is pointless shitty attack pages that have nothing to do with real drama made by three cowards that are scared of two women, one of which is disabled. I was happy to ignore them for luls but if they are allowed to stay up while the other pages are removed, when if anything are more honest the troll crap Malkov, Saku and Takura wrote then what is the point of ED?  — Preceding comment added by Jungle bunny‎ (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I really really don't give a fuck. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:34, 9 January 2017 (EST)

GG fgt

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Hey, Cobaltcat! I saw what you did with The Rebel Media.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

-Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 09:29, 21 January 2017 (EST)


A new AOTN is needed for the next two days. Are you finished with Centre Culturel Islamique de Québec Shooting? I feel it's a worthy candidate for featuring, and no one else is setting anything else. 

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 VERMIN  12:40, 1 February 2017 (EST)


dis guy:

k thx.  — Preceding comment added by LIOD (talkcontribs), 13:13, 3 February 2017 (UTC)

Thank you for letting us know. I've deleted the spam. --JuniusThaddeus 08:39, 3 February 2017 (EST)


Want to co-author this shit?  — Preceding comment added by AlGore (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!


Politics Portal

Is it okay if I add the politics portal to the "{{AllPortals}}" template and the "Category:Portals" page? OOMPA LOOMPA WORK FACTORY 10:50, 4 March 2017 (EST)

Done but I think I fucked it up. OOMPA LOOMPA WORK FACTORY 13:03, 4 March 2017 (EST)

Another question

Is Portal:Politics/lies gonna have anything in it or can I delete it from Portal:Politics? SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 17:37, 8 March 2017 (EST)

  • Okeh, I'll take it out for now and put it back in when there are more articles about their lies. SCHNITZEL RADDA RADDASchnitzel2.jpg 12:48, 9 March 2017 (EST)


Don't worry, I got the Hillary reference. Sidecar 11:57, 13 March 2017 (EDT)

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couldn't find anything relevant. pls help. k. thx. --LIOD

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15:52, 6 April 2017 (EDT)

Possibly Lock The Chris-Chan/People Article

There have been a lot of edits, mainly because a user feels the need to turn the page into a soapbox to rally ED as his personal army. I don't mind people talking shit, but ED is NYPA.


Baleete this photo.

I swapped it with smaller width copy, for your -and the reader- connivence!


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17:04, 14 May 2017 (EDT)


Think this would worth AOTN? does it need some updates? --LIOD

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17:04, 15 May 2017 (EDT)

just go for whatever u want LIOD -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 23:37, 15 May 2017 (EDT)

You may wanna baleete this. --LIOD

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08:31, 18 May 2017 (EDT)

LIOD isn't an editor tho.
Unacceptable IMO. Mike the Great (talk) 18:57, 18 May 2017 (EDT)


Nor shall I, wouldn't want my vast, vast, VAST cock to make everybody else in the chat fell inadequate. —Oblique (chats) 19:16, 17 June 2017 (EDT)