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DON'T UPLOAD FILES STRAIGHT FROM *CHAN WITH NAMES LIKE 1234567890.JPG. GIVE THEM MEANINGFUL NAMES SO THEY CAN BE INDEXED BY JEWGLE IMAGES.

DarkLordTR 09:48, 28 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

Sry that was a singulary mistake! Sorry.--DatAss70 09:49, 28 February 2013 (EST)

Okay, fair enough. Just try to avoid it in the future. DarkLordTR 10:23, 28 February 2013 (EST)DarkLordTR

RE: ???

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In this edit you added an image (see above) that's as Fat as the article itself. It didn't look any better on my talk page so I added the <nowiki> tag. The image isn't relevant to the article and its placement leaves much to be desired. Should you have any questions about what ED expects then I encourage you to review the AOTN Archives.Schnookums 10:50, 25 March 2013 (EDT)

Hey, Dipshit!

You're *NOT* being clever, you clusterfuck! ED is not your personal "revenge site" to plaster half assed images of people who picked on you in high school along with with piss poor "fag lames" and shitty MS Paint art. Keep it up and I'll rape you up the ass with a 2x4!

Removed shit (aka people who swirlied his fat head in gym class):

Given that "fag lames" seem to be about the extent of your lame ass repertoire I'm guessing you're probably...what...16 years old? --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 00:57, 12 April 2013 (EDT)

Your phrasing is fucking shit. At first talk normal and relax. --DatAss70 05:25, 13 April 2013 (EDT)

PS.: Dont act like you have a 12" long cock up your ass. I dont even know these guys just some pics from facebook.

Oh, sorry, "people who picked on you on FaceBook", there, is that better?
PS - Do you ~ever~ stop thinking about dicks? Cause, ya know, maybe that's the reason you're so "butt hurt" (literally).
--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 05:48, 13 April 2013 (EDT)
Whats your problem with dicks? Did you lost your dick? Im not butthurt I massage my prostate every day. --DatAss70 05:50, 13 April 2013 (EDT)
Are you typing with one hand or do you just enjoy raping the English language? Seriously, your writing is about as coherent and clear as your shitty, half-assed, butt mad image uploads. Perhaps if you spent LESS time "massaging your prostate" you could spend a little MORE time educating yourself beyond the level of halfwit, 4th grade drop out. I'm just sayin... --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 05:55, 13 April 2013 (EDT)
English is not my mother tongue, but I speak well enough in my opinion. I thought using terms like butthurt is just satire, but using it during a discussion makes you sound like an ass-sucking retard. I speak three languages fluently and you just speak English on a very shitty level. Raping the english language? Using terms like butthurt screams knowledge of the english language. --DatAss70 06:04, 13 April 2013 (EDT)
Speaking the language isn't really the problem, it's your grasp of elementary level language mechanics/punctuation that's lacking. For example not using apostrophes and not capitalizing proper-nouns...really, REALLY basic shit. Also, why would you ASSume that I can only speak English? --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 06:30, 13 April 2013 (EDT)
Using the basics of a language isnt the same as raping the language (as you tend to say it). I think that you cant speak another language because all people I know who speak another language besides english arent obsessed with the language skills of other individuals. My mother tonuge is german, whats you mother tongue/second language? --DatAss70 06:38, 13 April 2013 (EDT)

PS.: ASSume? Really creative dude.

That's a reference to a common English expression, in that, when you "assume" you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
PS - Normally, when you learn a language, mastering its base/elementary mechanics is the first thing you do...unless you learned the half-ass way by just watching a lot of television/movies.
I understand everything you say I just do not use english very much, thats why my vocabulary seems to be so rudimentary. Whats your second language? --DatAss70 06:50, 13 April 2013 (EDT)

PS.: Ive learned english just by watching porn and listening to music and I still understand the things you define as Language skills at a high level.

trufax

ED is not concerned with facts, and certainly not sources.   VX BREATHE DEEP   15:52, 22 December 2013 (EST)

RE:

I can tell that English is not your first language. Irina Transparent.png 12:47, 23 February 2014 (EST)


And I can tell you that you are unable to speak German.--DatAss70 09:31, 28 February 2014 (EST)

like hell he's gonna listen to you ••General Niggerson Page me. 10:11, 28 February 2014 (EST)
Okay Nigger --DatAss70 14:11, 2 March 2014 (EST)
>and by the way Im pretty sure you cant speak any other language
Would you please not sign your own death warrant? Anyways, if needed, just edit in your userspace. When you're ready leave me a message and I will look over your work. Meepsheep is right and I will do what I can to help you. Regards, Schnookums Icon3.png reply 15:08, 2 March 2014 (EST)
No you can't, idk why you are so dedicated to assuring cartoon porn stays online. You have my pity. Irina Transparent.png 19:14, 2 March 2014 (EST)
^ less anime porn plz Schnookums Icon3.png reply 13:01, 3 March 2014 (EST)

OK: If you restore the pictures in the Avatar: The Last Airbender Article I would swear that I never upload animu porn pics again.--DatAss70 13:11, 3 March 2014 (EST)

Those were deleted because they violate ED Policy. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 13:18, 3 March 2014 (EST)

russia

You can stop editing that article. All you're doing is removing funny content and replacing it with facts. Nobody cares, this is not wikipedia. Uberfukken 14:41, 28 August 2014 (EDT)

At first I didnt replace the funny phrases. Secondly the most of the phrases in the Section "Trolling the Russians" which I delated are not really funny, for example calling Lenin a Homo to troll Russians is as funny as to say George W. Bush is a fag to troll US-Americans. Thirdly the Section about Georgia is actually unnessary, for example there is no Section about Cyprus in the Article Turkey. Forthly the annotation in the Section that you can troll people with Stereotypes about their countries or their ethnicities is also not necessary, because you can troll people of all nationalities with it, there are no annotations like that in the articles about other countries (the article about Germany for example is absolutly anti-lulz, why no one want to write a real article?). And last but not least, a Satire has to content facts and not so much fictions.--DatAss70 11:54, 29 August 2014 (EDT)

multiple warnings. you can't win this, your butthurt revisionism will be popped off every time. however, if you insist on repeatedly slamming your head against a wall (typical russian behavior), enjoy the ban. Uberfukken 17:33, 14 September 2014 (EDT)
Mental Retardation is a typical Feature of Americunts, my edits were good, I reasoned all my edits, but your friends didnt understand my arguments and vilify they as "butthurt staff", what is in fact wrong. I say it again, many phrases in the Section about trolling are boring and unfunny and the Section about Georgia is absolutly unnecessary. And too much fictitous nonsens isnt good for a Satire.


I explain you my criticism of a part of the Phrases in the Sections "Trolling the Russians" and "Trolling Russians, by use of Georgia":

Annontation: I dont think that all Phrases are boring and unfunny.

  • The Phrase: Refer Lenin as a Homo isnt funny, because Russians dont see Lenin as a Patriarch of the Country, a great Statesman or a National Hero like Atatürk is actually for Turks, Juan Peron for Argintinians or Jozef Pilsudsky for Poles.


  • The Phrase about the accent of Dr. Nick is unfunny, because of three reasons: a- Not all Russians who speak English have an accent, b- Not all Russians who speak English with an accdent have the same accent like the figure Dr. Nick and c-Remember that the Figure Dr. Nick no russian accent in the russian version and also no in the other-speaking versions of the Serial The Simpson. I live in Germany and I cant laugh about it because in the German version of The Simpsons Dr. Nick has no accent.


  • The Phrase that Chechnya kicks Russias ass makes no since because Russia won both Chechnya Wars.


  • The Phrases about The War against Persia and the Border Conflict with China are not really funny, because today Iranians dont care about this War and the Chinese of today also dont interested in the History of Border Conflict. It would be better when some would write about the Mass Rapes of Red Army Soldiers, that is a theme which is unconfortable for Russians.


  • The Sentence about the Losses against Turks also not funny, because Russia won enough wars against the Turks


  • The Sentence about the Inability to conquere Polands is unfunny and boring because Russia never wanted to rule the whole Poland.


  • How can the mention of Communist Authorities and the Atheist History troll Russians? Russians know their own history, it as stupid as to mention the Dictorship of Francisco Franco to troll Spaniards.


  • The sentence about Castros Judeophilia is unfunny, because Russians are much less antisemitc on average than Turks or Arabs.


  • The sentence about Putin is not funny, because not all Russian who voted for Putin or even support him, really like his style of governement. And actually I wont believe all what the Journalist Politcovskaya writes, she is just a bad russian copy of Noam Chomsky.


  • The Thesis that the mention of Stalins Ethnic Heritage could troll Russians is the biggest Nonsens I ever heard, Russians are not so uneducated like US-Americans, they know that Stalin was a Georgian. And the Section about Georgia is absolutly unnecessary, there no Section about Afghanistan or Iraq in the article of the USA, so we dont need this shit.

--DatAss70 09:58, 17 November 2014 (EST)

you don't have to add one images at a time

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Don't spam Recent Changes, kthxplz.

--Boudica 14:34, 15 November 2014 (EST)

Also having your contributions page made up of 500 additions of small black cocks isn't going to help you in the battle to prove you ain't a faggot --LulzKiller 15:28, 15 November 2014 (EST)

You are a faggot, I want only to perfect the article.--DatAss70 10:06, 16 November 2014 (EST)

'Perfect' by showing the amount of pictures of black cocks you possess on your hard drive. --LulzKiller 15:23, 16 November 2014 (EST)

how are you perfecting the article with pictures of white dicks with more than half of them are unrelated to the black dick hoax? ••General Niggerson Page me. 13:07, 17 November 2014 (EST)

Chibi

No lolicons. --JuniusThaddeus 13:30, 17 November 2014 (EST)


I didnt upload all Lolicon pics.--DatAss70 14:53, 23 November 2014 (EST)

Russia

Please stop removing content from this article.--Boudica 13:16, 26 November 2014 (EST)


Why I should stop it to correct the article? I reasoned all my edits.--DatAss70 13:27, 26 November 2014 (EST)

This is a satire website, I think you know that. You'll receive a temp ban if you continue vandalizing the article--Boudica 13:38, 26 November 2014 (EST)


I dont vandalizing the article I only correct it. I think that you seem to dont know that a satire has also content facts and not just fictitious nonsenses. I reasoned all my edits and I delete only the unfunny and boring things.--DatAss70 13:42, 26 November 2014 (EST)

Satire does not need to be true. Nor have facts. Again, continue and you will be banned. Consult the other admins if you insist--Boudica 13:47, 26 November 2014 (EST)

No I have to contradict you, Aristoteles or Plato, I dont know who it was, said that Humor is an Instrument of truth and there are enough arcticles which content facts. And actually I only delete the boring and unfunny things.--DatAss70 14:00, 26 November 2014 (EST)

Shut up--Boudica 00:58, 6 December 2014 (EST)


You are an Idiot, who dont know what a Satire is.--DatAss70 11:38, 6 December 2014 (EST)

^truth. satire needs some facts, but exaggerated. --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 13:58, 6 December 2014 (EST)
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