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So much Hilter Fab

It's great. Also thanks for helping out with the Fluffah article and Chibiyima article. I appreciate it. :0 --Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif(Call for The Hero!) 22:53, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

Always here to help out my fellow EDiots. -- Forgil.gif Deceptive Forgil.gif 23:55, 19 May 2015 (EDT)


Maybe the subjects would like to get a good look at this before it dissappears foreva?--Boudica 22:26, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

It looks like some kind of shitty attack article, so it might as well be deleted. Besides, does anyone even care about the subject? I doubt anyone does. ---- Forgil.gif Deceptive Forgil.gif 22:52, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

You're right.But I think the people whose names were mentioned might like to see it before it gets flushed.Perhaps they know who it is.--Boudica 22:55, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

Still though, from the looks of his typing style, strikethroughs, "Fuck me, Shrek" meme included, and its structure, I think I could go as far as to say that it's an Uncyclopedian's article. This place ain't for him. 1sam234 23:05, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

It's definitely some Uncyclopedia-tier shit, and he should probably go fuck off there, where his shit will be much more appreciated. It's also funny how he put the POTN from yesterday into the article. lol ---- Forgil.gif Deceptive Forgil.gif 23:12, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

Ok.W/e.The people in the article know all about it now!--Boudica 23:14, 23 May 2015 (EDT)

wrong planet

Wrong planet is the largest asspie/autist site on the internet. Perhaps if you spent less time working on your userpage and more time fixing new articles instead of lazily slapping death notices on them there would be a great article of a hilarious subject. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 23:05, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

Sorry about that, I thought it was some kind of advertisement page, but you are right. It was lazy for me to plaster {{delete}} on it, rather than trying to improve it. I looked into the site and it seems that it could all be put into a lulzy ED article. Forgil.gif Deceptive Forgil.gif 23:48, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

It looks much better now, thank you. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 16:37, 31 May 2015 (EDT)


Watching him spurging out like this is almost as funny as watching DOSFag spurg out. I almost don't wanna ban him, even though he already confessed to not being Enter, and even had the balls to tell me to be hush-hush about his "plan". :P 1sam234 18:57, 22 June 2015 (EDT)

Another sysop will probably ban him if he keeps shitting up ED like he is now. — Flexcube.gif DeceptiveFedora icon.png 19:03, 22 June 2015 (EDT)

At least he nutted up and admitted defeat. :) 1sam234 19:13, 22 June 2015 (EDT)


I don't think he's vandalizing it.He's not trying to shit up the page,only remove something that is a bit irrelevant.Maybe he will work on it more.Yet to see the finished product.--Boudica 22:39, 25 June 2015 (EDT)


Reverted it before when I was EDitor, and even wanted it flushed because of the vanity crap since he's made almost the entire article by himself about himself. I'm split between flushing it and banning him or just letting him be. 1sam234 00:46, 13 July 2015 (EDT)

Ban him or flush the page if you want. He's too much of a faggot as it stands, writing an article about himself. I'm surprised he isn't banned already, considering the amount of vanity edits he shat out on that page, as well as the edit war fuckery he was engaged in.

Flexcube.gif DeceptiveFedora icon.png 01:12, 13 July 2015 (EDT)

Got it, I'll probably do both in that case. 1sam234 01:16, 13 July 2015 (EDT)

Sounds good. — Flexcube.gif DeceptiveFedora icon.png01:19, 13 July 2015 (EDT)

All done. :) And I'm surprised nothing was done about it before too. 1sam234 01:23, 13 July 2015 (EDT)

You're on fire, bannin' fools left and right! Anyways, I'm happy that 03bgood fuckery is over with. If I were a sysop, I would have banned him a long time ago. — Flexcube.gif DeceptiveFedora icon.png 01:33, 13 July 2015 (EDT)

Heh, thanks, and I'm glad too. And I'm sure ya would, on sight. :) 1sam234 01:43, 13 July 2015 (EDT)


Knowing Mikey, he could have like, 500 more socks in the wings. Me and NKO banned a shitload of them a long while ago cause he has even less of a life than us. 1sam234 14:30, 17 July 2015 (EDT)

I don't know why he's shitting up ED so much. I don't know if he's trying to take down ED, or get his article baleeted by blanking it... Either way, he's still a faggot. — Deceptive • Flexcube.gif  21:39, 17 July 2015 (EDT)

New EDITOR needs halp

"You're an EDitor. Set it yourself. — Deceptive • Flexcube.gif 00:36, 19 July 2015 (EDT)

I'm confused as to how I'd go about that. I'm still unfamiliar with my new powers.

AlGore 12:37, 19 July 2015 (EDT)

Thanks for the help bro, you're awesome. AlGore 16:01, 19 July 2015 (EDT)


I've been working on the current articles of states, like Colorado or New Mexico, generally states where I've been often. I noticed you made the article on Nevada, so I dished in some of my time to help it out. I hope you like the time I've invested in it. If you got any ideas on how to expand the article a bit more, I'd love to continue to help out.

Have a good day. AlGore 03:02, 22 July 2015 (EDT)


Hello Deceptive! I was wondering if you would be able to post a dox link on pacificoceanasia's page.

The link to this dox is located here:

Thank you.

--Loremaster 20:28, 23 July 2015 (EDT)Loremaster

There, it's in the article. – Deceptive  Flexcube.gif 01:53, 24 July 2015 (EDT)


HAHAHAHA Thanks for the watch picture man! I laughed my ass off when I saw it. You have been awarded the following heavily sought after ring. Please enjoy. LittleHitler

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Heh. Thanks. – Deceptive  Flexcube.gif 16:57, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

Information on JinxDrowned

Hello, I have some information on JinxDrowned if you are curious to expand your article. Including her real name. Hayley Marshall.

--AnonymousGurl 10:15, 28 July 2015 (EDT)
It's not "my" article. I don't own it. If you have information about an article, add it yourself. I don't know why you're asking me to do it. – Deceptive  Flexcube.gif 14:23, 28 July 2015 (EDT)

Oh I see! Apologies! :)

--AnonymousGurl 17:41, 28 July 2015 (EDT)AnonymousGurl


I don't know if the following link will be a use to you for either page but in case it is: the journal

If it isn't that's fine, but Jinx comments on it. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:37, 28 July 2015 (EDT)

Thanks for the info. I reviewed it, and it seems lulzworthy for the article (especially for the fact that that Gekkaneko faggot wrote it), so I'll add it to external links. – Deceptive  Flexcube.gif 16:09, 28 July 2015 (EDT)

More Jinx shit

She is really eager to prove she doesn't care. I don't know if this will add anything but I know that you're more familiar with this. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 08:51, 31 July 2015 (EDT)

Me and electric hybrid also had an exchange of emails the other day, I can forward them to you if you want. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 17:50, 31 July 2015 (EDT)

I'll leave it at this for now. If I need anything, I'll hit you up on your talk page. Thanks. – Deceptive  Leave a message on my talk page 17:54, 31 July 2015 (EDT)

No problem, me getting gekka banned ended up in me inadvertently finding all that dirt, which you've done great work in using. I don't know much about tom preston, but if these nobodies act like this; no wonder his thread has 40k replies. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 17:57, 31 July 2015 (EDT)


It's not so much a policy page, if it was it would be under Encyclopedia Dramatica:IRC Fax. I commend your foresight to lock some important shit ,but as a rule of thumb anything anything not sooper important is kept unlocked.My apologies if I appeared too standoffish.It's a bad habit of mine :P--Boudica 14:42, 1 August 2015 (EDT)

Phobos and admins

I'll just say this shit right now. If the phobos removal is permanent (It's not clear at this point), I'm more than happy to have you considered as a replacement. You've done the most prolific high-quality writing outside of oddguy in terms of recent past-year scale and I believe that sysop is within your capacity. The most surprising thing was finding myself taking over vermin as opposed to you. Good luck. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:28, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

you didn't 'replace' vermin, lulzkiller. we don't have fixed number of editor/sysops slots. can you please avoid spreading misinformation? Weasel avatar2.png reply 09:54, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
It happened within the timeframe so I thought I was the replacement and said as such before. Z never made any objections about the specific issue you raised about me calling it a replacement on the AMA thread on EDF or anywhere else. It's great that it isn't fixed. If you disagree with the idea of Deceptive being made sysop that's great and I'm more than happy to hear your objections. I wasn't intentionally lying if that was your gist? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:58, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
>If you disagree with the idea of Deceptive being made sysop that's great and I'm more than happy to hear your objections.
i never said one way or the other.
>I wasn't intentionally lying if that was your gist?
i never said that.
what i said is we don't have a fixed number of editor/sysop slots. Weasel avatar2.png reply 10:08, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
The 'spreading misinformation' had an ambiguity of implication about intent so that's why I asked and didn't state. If we agree on the points raised that's great. I never said there was a fixed amount, just based on what happened to me, I thought Deceptive might make a good replacement IF a replacement was made. I hope this clears things up. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 10:13, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Thanks so much, LulzKiller! I do my best to maintain ED and defend it from enemies of the lulz. Whenever I see a lulzy subject, I feel as if I can't stop writing about it, such as the JINXDROWNED and Pacificoceanasia articles. Anyways, being a sysop would be really cool, and I could help out ED in an much bigger way than before. – Deceptive  Leave a message on my talk page 13:32, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

If I was a crat, I would. :) 1sam234 13:51, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
I should however clarify that I'm not a bureaucrat, I have merely told Z that if the Phobos thing is a permanent and that they think another sysop is needed, than you wouldn't be a bad choice. It's up to them and I won't interfere in any of their final choices. I thought pacific was more that loremaster ex-wife person or some shit but your user page shows what you've done regardless. bet you regret calling me a vandal now you fucker LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:05, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

All of you are faggots and take the wiki too seriously--Boudica 14:38, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Lol k LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:05, 3 August 2015 (EDT)


You realise you got unbanned right? It was a mistake by Boudica. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:39, 4 August 2015 (EDT)

Just a note

Oddguy or Cobalt have plans on making Tauriq Moosa to AOTN soon, I don't know if this means they'll do it after or replace Jinx with Tauriq, this is just to let you know of the possibility just in case that does happen. You don't need to do anything though, just making you aware. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:28, 8 August 2015 (EDT)

Thanks for the heads-up. If they want to make Tauriq Moosa AOTN, they'll probably just move JINXDROWNED up a couple slots, or place it in after JINXDROWNED. I don't think they'll overwrite it, though. – Deceptive  Leave a message on my talk page 14:40, 8 August 2015 (EDT)


The pleas have been heard, and I saw you now have sysop privs, congrats. :) 1sam234 18:02, 8 August 2015 (EDT)

Thanks. I'm really happy now that I can do much more to help ED! – Deceptive  Leave a message on my talk page 18:03, 8 August 2015 (EDT)

Thank me you FUCKER. (Praise my ego nigga) LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:07, 8 August 2015 (EDT)

Thank you too, Lulz. I didn't forget about you. – Deceptive  Leave a message on my talk page 18:07, 8 August 2015 (EDT)

Yes hello and welcome to the rest of your life, or at least the next 6 months to 2 years of it. As a new sysop you are very strongly encouraged to read ED:SYSOP, ED:RP, and check ED:ST when you log in. You will be jumped when you make a mistake because that's essentially our training program. Come to me if you have questions as to what you should be doing or what you absolutely should not be doing. Grats and good luck. —  VX  23:00, 8 August 2015 (EDT)
Thanks, VX. I've tarred and feathered the documents, and I'm getting used to my new powers and abilities. I won't hesitate to ask you anything if I need help. – Deceptive  Leave a message on my talk page 23:27, 8 August 2015 (EDT)

Jinx ragequits DA and defects to Tumblr

the whining journal post. You've got it to AOTN so I'll let you figure out where it goes. She whines about core membership and 'art theft'. ButtPlug already added the links to the profiles themselves so it's basically porting the journal over. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 06:40, 9 August 2015 (EDT)


we aren't supposed to have people's addresses and phone numbers on the wiki so GABuilders was correct to remove them. Weasel avatar2.png reply 22:47, 12 August 2015 (EDT)

bump. If you don't know where the ED policy is ask and I'll show you. Weasel avatar2.png reply 16:39, 13 August 2015 (EDT)


Thanks for the heads up!

SukiSukiicon2.gif 21:29, 14 August 2015 (EDT)


Really? I thought we weren't even allowing 3rd party links to them anymore. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 12:48, 17 August 2015 (EDT)

BakaRed/Deceptive I sent a PM on the forums. Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:28, 17 August 2015 (EDT)

Sean Kelly page

Why do you keep banning me and deleting my page?

I'm not actually Sean Kelly, I'm making a page about him. Dav 15:20, 21 August 2015 (EDT)

B& for sockpuppetry. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:27, 21 August 2015 (EDT)

I am HAL

Greetings SysOp, I am HAL, a computer system designed to oversee administrative actions. I notice you are deleting pages without consensus from your fellow administrators. We ask that you please review Your Role as an ED Sysop so that you may correct this error. Thank you, and we appreciate your hard work. Halsig2.png 03:49, 26 August 2015 (EDT)

Where the fuck have you gone?

PLZ RESPOND KTHXBAI. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 06:49, 27 February 2016 (EST)

yeah i miss u fam~ AlGore 13:00, 14 April 2016 (EDT)


Granted. Now, go be useful or I'll look like a fool. —  VX  20:00, 2 July 2016 (EDT)

Sure. I'm pretty certain we're at an all time high as far as the number of admins goes, but I'd hate to think that an admin who left in good standing couldn't get their privs back. —  VX  21:27, 2 July 2016 (EDT)


Hey, Deceptive! I saw what you did with butching the nobodies from roblox
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Every so often shitholes like roblox, sarp, ace of spades get so fucking bloated with little kids writing themselves and others in they just have to get butchered down to readable sizes again. Mike the Great (talk) 20:30, 3 July 2016 (EDT)

Thanks. Fuck, that was a lot of work. I'm just happy I'm all done now. – Deceptive  Leave a message on my talk page 17:35, 3 July 2016 (EDT)

lol you beat me to banning him

seriously that article has had a recent run of people trying to fuck with it in the aftermath of IHE complaining of his privacy being invaded in a video of his. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:51, 3 July 2016 (EDT)


I went by what looked like LulzKiller reverting a vandal, but not banning them, in the history of the article. That their contribs looked like they had tried doing the same thing earlier led me to banning them. Looks like I made a mistake though. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 00:28, 7 July 2016 (EDT)


Who's Jeremy? - Zew0 15:16, 30 July 2016 (EDT)


Thanks for the Vox Dramatica medal, man. I appreciate it. • Gumshoe Icon.png Gumshoe 16:45, 30 July 2016 (EDT)

*STOP* UPDATING THE LINKS TO MY FRIGGIN' PATREON VIDEO, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<


AND STOP CALLING ME A "FURRY" AND MY ANIMATIONS "SHITTY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ANIMATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK PROFESSIONAL, AND I'M NOT A GODDAMN FUCKING FURRY, I'M AN ARTIST OR CARTOONIST WHO DRAWS ANIMAL CHARATERS, ANTHROPOMORPHIC OR NOT, AND HUMAN CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ONLY SIGNED UP ON FURAFFINITY TO POST MY ANTHROPOMORPHIC ARTWORK THAT I'VE UPLOADED ON DEVIANTART BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHY I JUST DISABLED PUBLIC ACCESS TO MY FA PROFILE PAGE FOR GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<