User talk:FredJuicynips

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hi. i joined but you weren't there. i'm staying with a friend until the 8th, so i can't be online much. after that, i will have my usual amount of free time. :) -hipcrime Nyan micro sig.gif 13:40, 31 March 2013 (EDT)

RE: Heads up on killing spammers faster

Fow now I'm going to stick with #ED-Logging. If anyone is looking for assistance I have #ED-Logging (and other contact methods) mentioned in my profile. It provides instructions on how to connect from an IRC client or a web browser. IRC just isn't my thing. Regards, Schnookums Icon3.png reply 03:37, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

Hey you

Thanks for fixing up some of that bollocks on the Sandy Hook page, I remember watching it slowly go to shit and thinking "I just can't be bothered anymore" but u have restored my faith in ED. -Elvis 09:10, 21 April 2013 (EDT)

Thx, I'm not sure why people feel the need to insert unfunny bullshit into previously-decent articles. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) Cdrom spins.gif 01:18, 22 April 2013 (EDT)


BMO.gif BMO is a fucking badass that will rape your shit right up.

I award you with this userbox for protecting BMO against enemies of the Lulz. Schnookums Icon3.png 09:21, 6 May 2013 (EDT)

NKO stole my iPhone

That damn nigger.

Schnookums Icon3.png 18:49, 24 May 2013 (EDT)

Don't worry, I'll get Uberfukken to call the FBI regarding this. You'll have your phone back in no time. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) Cdrom spins.gif 06:42, 26 May 2013 (EDT)

That's It?!

~That~ is your "master plan" for "getting back" at me...

*epic face palm*


These kids today...pretty well unless you're wiping their ass for them they're incapable of actually doing anything effective or original at all.

Oh...PROTIP, kiddy-kins...there are Wiki related Grease Monkey scripts to handle your sort of stupidity at the automated level...oh, but uh...don't actually let that stop you from wasting countless hours "fighting back" with a piece of piss poor programming. LOL

--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:09, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

I'm not even started yet, and you're already throwing walls of text at me. You seem really good at writing huge walls of text on talk pages, but not actually editing. :)
I vandalize userpages all the time, for the lulz, and you're bitching. Calm down. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) Cdrom spins.gif 23:11, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
...well you gave it ~such~ a buildup! All bluster and no bite, eh? Pffft, how pathetic, even BabyTroll Shnooky is putting in better buttmad effort. Color me unimpressed and wake me up when you can manage to do something I haven't already seen endless thousands of others already try (and with more effort/determination/creativity/crazy froth). *sigh* It really is so hard to find good Hatter Addicts these days. Why don't you try and track down that kooky nut job Robert *THERE* was kooky devotion! I especially liked the part where he randomly accused some guy in the AB community with the same first name as me, as being me, and then took all his diaper porn and tried sending it to my family/friends as "proof" or some crazy such nonsense...ahhhh...I do so miss that level of crazy devotion to "getting back" at me. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:24, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
Give it time, angry 50-year-old boy. You don't even know me. :) ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) Cdrom spins.gif 23:35, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
Uh uh...well uh...I don't think I'll be holding my breath, kiddo. And you're right, I don't know you...because yer a nobody. LOL Let me know when you manage to accomplish something and maybe I'll find the effort to at least recognize you as a sentient presence.
PS - I've been "giving it" two DECADES now, with upwards a DOZEN death threats shelled out to me on a near weekly basis...sadly, hardly anyone ever wants to play...pity too, we could have ~such~ FUN! :D
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:43, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
Nice wall of text. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) Cdrom spins.gif 23:44, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
Sorry, but rarely (if ever), do I cater my writing/posts to those of your..."height", as it were. Honestly, I don't believe I could think, nor type as slow as someone like yourself even if I ~tried~... o_O
--Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:49, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
Nobody wants to read a huge wall of text thrown up by a 50-year-old man. Gross. ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) Cdrom spins.gif 23:49, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
So do tell, where ~is~ that "50 year old" business coming from? Cause I don't recall ever using that, unless it's from one of my Clone Posters...I guess that might explain it. --Onideus File:Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:53, 27 May 2013 (EDT)
You tell me sweetheart ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) Cdrom spins.gif 23:59, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

mmmmmm hey bb

i luv you

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u want sum fuk bby? ~FredJuicynips (Talk | Contribs) Cdrom spins.gif 01:16, 28 May 2013 (EDT)


Indisputable proof that Onideus is a liar. Also still laughing that he's in his 40's and wears diapers. NAMBLA member, allegedly. God I love this place. Schnookums Icon3.png 20:58, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

Your PayPal

Please provide me with your information so I can send you that hundred bucks...That's alot of gas for your leafblower and the mower! ilu Gretchen 01:05, 16 August 2013 (EDT)

U miss me?

Y U DO THIS? Gretchen 17:53, 12 September 2013 (EDT)

Are you dead?

Or just in jail? Irina Transparent.png 12:14, 11 July 2014 (EDT)