User talk:Garrett

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Request please: Please delete this page:

The user "Beampaki" who is updating this page has some serious issues all this year against me, and is just making use of this site for pure hate, not laughs.

lol jkjk

(User rights log); 23:25 . . Garrett (Talk | contribs | rape) changed group membership for User:Garrett from Bureaucrats and Administrators to (none)
Meepsheep RedSheep007.jpg

05:28, 31 May 2011 (UTC)


I need you, and not sexually this time I promise. Please get back to me by email. --zaiger (talk) 13:58, 17 June 2011 (UTC)

For Your Consideration

the following quote comes from:

"I would rather watch ye liveliest awfulness on /b than suffer through Duke Nukem Forever's underwater sequences. "

--User_talk:seagullman87 8:15 pm, 22 June 2011

IP edits

Why do I see IPs editing in recent changes?

Meepsheep RedSheep007.jpg

23:04, 8 July 2011 (UTC)

Email registration is down so we have open editing for a little while till it gets fixed. --zaiger (talk) 23:12, 8 July 2011 (UTC)
I only disabled requiresemailconfirmation, should still require an account. But it seems to be fixed now. Garrett 23:13, 8 July 2011 (UTC)


Does that mean I'm an EDitor now? Or do i still have to apply? I'll work on the portal as much as i can tonight, but my friend is over here till the end of this week, so please bare with me if It's not all done at once. Thanks--AEfavicon.pngShika 15:47, 13 July 2011 (UTC)

RE: Timeouts

Thanks. --JuniusThaddeus 20:21, 14 July 2011 (UTC)

Hippo's page

Why was it merged with OhInternet's article? Did the content have something to do with the DMCA?

SaulSuit.pngBetter Call Saul! SaulSuit.png

23:44, 24 July 2011 (CEST)

BS to merge Hippo with OhI. This place is starting to get like a dictatorship again with rouge admins making whatever decisions they want to. --Mr. Jones 09:14, 26 July 2011 (CEST)

Sorry, but her false DMCA's were causing a lot of trouble for the entire site. Wouldn't you rather have one article gone than the whole site down? Mssig.png 09:16, 26 July 2011 (CEST)
I wasn't complaining so much as being curious. 13:18, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

Hey bro

Hey bro,

Had to reboot the rig.

Savitri 10:33, 29 July 2011 (CEST)

This guy is posting spam

A user named User:TheUnion is posting spam,you can help by banning him. JohnathanNiggers 03:57, 6 August 2011 (UTC)

Ok so

  • You show up when that guy starts blanking or was it coincidence?


  • Can we get something to stop it?

TKN 03:56, 10 August 2011 (UTC)

mw:Extension:Spam blacklist? TKN 04:10, 10 August 2011 (UTC)


<3 -hipcrime 20:10, 19 August 2011 (UTC)



Bro ?

Hey bro,

Got my mails?

Hope you're good. Mailed you at [email protected]


Savvy <3

Savitri 18:25, 2 September 2011 (CEST)


Sure, it's done! --Sadmax 18:03, 9 September 2011 (CEST)

Or, I mean, I html-commented them out instead of deleting. I didn't quite understand what you meant at first. Hope it's OK! --Sadmax 18:03, 9 September 2011 (CEST)

Hey, thanks for good words. I made a few more edits to the article, is it very far away from the front page? Something like "Arabs revolt mainly for cheaper bread and more Allah".--Sadmax 19:55, 13 September 2011 (CEST)

.. or, " Arab Spring is doomed to failure. Despotic xenophobic theocracy is the right way to organize their Government." --Sadmax 20:22, 13 September 2011 (CEST)


I'd just wanted to say thanks for the assraping you gave my old account here, now i'm going to give you something in return. Enjoy looking at this page, you might find that it is one that you are familiar with.

{{kittens}} Bigbadwereleno - user:wereleno (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

an apology

an apology

I'd just like to say i'm so sorry for what i did to you, i was just so mad and butthurt. I couldn't stay mad at a brilliant person such as yourself.

user: darklatenightking 06:35, 14 September 2011 (CEST)

Sup bro

<3 --zaiger (talk) 20:49, 27 September 2011 (CEST)

re: Catch

And what timing, haha. 08:07, 13 October 2011 (CEST)

Deletion Requested.

I have no intention on this website and no significant contributions to it either, I would like for it to be deleted, please. Thanks.

Wat up

If you feel like it, you can always unban me from irc. Or at least tell me how long I have to stay away from ED. EmilyPlays 18:15, 17 October 2011 (CEST)

whats cracking, from down under

whats happening how you doing?


Sorry to bother you, but you were listed as "bureaucrat" under the sysop page so you seemed like the best person to help resolve this for me.

As a n00b I checked Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Image_Selection_Process#Copyrights because I wanted to do things correctly before uploading any images. Among other things it claims "There is a counter balance to copyright law as well, which is what's called Fair Use. In general, as long as you're not profiting off of someone else's copyrighted can do whatever you like with it. ED for example is a non-profit, entertainment based website, so no image content posted here, regardless of where it came from, can really be construed as violating copyright law."

Okay, thought I, perfect. So I uploaded the file Steve_Jobs_afterlife.png for use in the articles Steve_Jobs and Foxconn to both of which I was making minor additions. But then I went to click on "show preview" at the bottom I noticed the boldfaced "DO NOT SUBMIT COPYRIGHTED WORK WITHOUT PERMISSION!" (or is this statement just about the writing and wiki-page data being added to the article?) So I scrapped my open editing and sought help.

So which is it? I'll gladly follow whatever the going rule on ED is but I need help in discerning what the rule is in this case.

Sorry for any inconvenience. Cischiral 19:21, 5 November 2011 (CET)

Hi, can I get access to the Taekesi Article

Hi, can I get access to the Taekesi Article? I have so many lulz to update. Here's his real dox:

Matt Harrison 4 Sandy Way London Surrey KT12 1BL United Kingdom 07800893827

--ImperialistOverlord 23:10, 9 November 2011 (CET)


Any chance I could editor rights off you? Ummm... Please? ~Oblique 05:38, 13 November 2011 (CET)

Btw, I recommended he come here, he's pro vandal fighter. Mssig.png 05:44, 13 November 2011 (CET)


Glad to help I'd hit you, you know If (Talk) 02:04, 16 November 2011 (CET)

Thank you for helping me

Hey, thanks for helping me with all this weird Error 500 shit.


22:04, 20 November 2011 (CET)


Can you please check your inbox? --JuniusThaddeus 19:00, 22 November 2011 (CET)


Is there any way to "Sync" the section of the main page of "Bad news articles that needs help" with the one in the main page of BNA? With templates?. Please let me know. -- I'm watching your edits. Severus_Snape S thumb.jpg 02:12, 24 November 2011 (CET)


It's been a while since anyone has cleared out articles tagged with {{deathnotice}}, {{emo}}, {{shit}}, {{balletplz}}, etc. Can u clear them out pl0x?

EstherNguyen 09:14, 5 January 2012 (CET)


Can somebody please explain to me why I've been banned from "" ??? (Tasmænia) (Leave a message) (My contributions) 22:23, 6 January 2012 (CET)

Probably because you constantly spam it. ~Oblique 02:05, 9 January 2012 (CET)
I don't spam it. I don't even talk on it that much. (Tasmænia) (Leave a message) (My contributions) 04:52, 14 January 2012 (CET)

you leaving?

rip :( 04:00, 14 January 2012 (CET)

Goodnight sweet prince ;_;
EstherNguyen 04:02, 14 January 2012 (CET)
Get well soon. --JuniusThaddeus 04:14, 14 January 2012 (CET)
Uhhh yeah what happened? ~Oblique 04:48, 14 January 2012 (CET)
I think garrett hasn't been on, for a while now. (Tasmænia) (Leave a message) (My contributions) 04:50, 14 January 2012 (CET)
  • Zaiger says potential ragequit. if that's the case I expect/hope garrett will be back soon. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º 04:51, 14 January 2012 (CET)
uhm, bye, and thanks for all the fish I guess ? Who's running things now ? 16:41, 14 January 2012 (CET)
You did a great job and you will be missed. May the lulz continue to be with you. --KrouseMD 11:56, 16 January 2012 (CET)


Welcome back faggot! TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º 23:04, 23 January 2012 (CET)

omg hai! ~Oblique 23:13, 23 January 2012 (CET)
<3 23:25, 23 January 2012 (CET)
lol you quit ED because you can't handle the action and then when things get tough you throw a fit. The best I can do for you is C-, needs improvement, would not troll again. Please ban me from the wiki and prove my point. PLEASE PROVE YOUR BUTTHURT TO ME GARRETT, I NEED TO SEE IT Sketch 23:32, 23 January 2012 (CET)
^lol no you are the one proving your butthurt here, sketch. You obviously know nothing about ED, ED is here do document drama, not create it, dummy. Nice nerd rage by the way. --zaiger (talk) 23:58, 23 January 2012 (CET)
-hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 10:54, 24 January 2012 (CET)
Which is why he was banned, now my presence can regain confidence on this website and we can all, forget about it. ~Tasmænia Email me!!! 22:58, 26 January 2012 (CET)

While you are feeling banny

Dis bitch could use a good raping. Would also be nice if you could check her contribs in order to flush all the shit she writes. So far she's fangirl'd MeganSpeaks and shat out two abortions of her own. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º 23:51, 23 January 2012 (CET)

Did you also flush out Lauratickled ExposeYouAll crapped out? Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 00:38, 24 January 2012 (CET)

Lord Tony

Hey can you tell him not to screw around with my profile? I want to edit things on my profile and he keeps fucking around with it. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 00:58, 24 January 2012 (CET)

  • I'd like to add this user is a ponyfag and is desperately trying to hide it. Lord Tony 00:59, 24 January 2012 (CET)
Nobody gives a shit about your edit war 01:01, 24 January 2012 (CET)
  • Both of you are being retards. YOU don't fuck with his userspace kthx, and YOU stop being such an irritable little faggot. Fuck's sake, you must be at least 20 years old combined right? Act like it. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º 01:02, 24 January 2012 (CET)

Porn Wikileaks database

hello. a user has offered the database for Porn Wikileaks to ED. i left a message at his talk page, and he is interested in releasing the database. i do not know any more about this, but have suggested he contact you and another admin, since you seem to be able to help in wiki matters. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 08:38, 16 February 2012 (EST)


Hey, Garrett! I saw what you did with encyclopedia dramatica.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

Dancingsandwich 20:23, 22 February 2012 (EST)

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Stop insulting Bill Holbrook

k thnx bye Lindsfernes 14:51, 26 March 2012 (EDT)

lol -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 15:19, 26 March 2012 (EDT)
You should just protect that page for a while DekoMan91 Dekoman signature01.png 11:23, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

RE: RE: Kevin and Kell fuckery

Clicking the Recent Changes button at least 3 times/min I sure could protect the Lulz with that DekoMan91 Dekoman signature01.png 11:30, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

So you insult us with such language? Pottymouthsssnake 12:29, 27 March 2012 (EDT)
Stop saying US it's YOU who uses some proxies and apparently some 10minute mails. DekoMan91 Dekoman signature01.png 12:31, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

No it's us, as in the people exposing your dumbasses who make fun of successful comic artists. Fingernailsforever 13:46, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

Expose? Doesn't that imply someone trying to hide something? I am pretty sure we have that page out in the open for our 30+ million monthly visitors to read, there is nothing to expose. I know furries aren't that smart, but please try to at least know what the words you are using mean before coming here trying to prove some point that nobody gives a fuck about but you. --zaiger (talk) 14:27, 27 March 2012 (EDT)
Goddamn, all this rage over some dumbass comic. Eh. Can't wait for lazerbot to catch on, that'll be a whole new flaming barrel of stupid. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 15:56, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

Exposing you retards for what you are. No worries, Kevin & Kell is taking your unstable site down :) Rudywillkickyourass 18:59, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

I have a machine in my basement that prints $20 every time someone says "l0l i Can Take dowwn EeD!!1!". You, banned sir, just made me another $20 richer. -Eniglogo-full.PNG 19:21, 27 March 2012 (EDT)

WHY IS THIS ON MY TALK PAGE, PLS GO AWAY Garrett 19:27, 27 March 2012 (EDT) Can't take some heat? Get out of the kitchen. Kevin and Kell is winning. Protomatterz 20:38, 27 March 2012 (EDT)


Hey, Garrett! I saw what you did with I'M FOOTBALL TEAM.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 12:07, 8 April 2012 (EDT)


You can remove me from the editors. I'll gtfo now as I have reuploaded all images I could and there's nothing to do anymore. It's getting boring now. You'll see me again when was made into OhInternet 2: Electric Boogaloo by another sellout whore. kthxbye DekoMan91 Dekoman signature01.png 15:06, 9 April 2012 (EDT)


Snaisybelle 13:00, 22 April 2012 (EDT)

I need help with something.

Is there any way to Private Message you?

You alive?

snaisybelle[at]hotmail co uk Oh my gosh, it's a S N A I S Y ! What's a Snaisy?


<3 --Mantequilla (talk) 23:06, 25 November 2013 (EST)