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Hayakain
hello can i help you? pls stop that. -hipcrime
03:21, 13 January 2013 (EST)
how do i shot edits?
- just keep the editors notes and commentary off the article plz. -hipcrime
03:57, 13 January 2013 (EST)
lol ok i am actually sorry new to editing pages wont do that anymore
- remember to sign your posts like this ==> "~~~~" dood. :)••General Niggerson
10:22, 13 January 2013 (EST)
- remember to sign your posts like this ==> "~~~~" dood. :)••General Niggerson
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••General Niggerson
11:13, 27 January 2013 (EST)
autoblock
hi. pls make a test edit so i can confirm the autoblock is gone. use sandbox if you don't have something that needs edited at the moment. right after i unblocked you, irc went kooky. -hipcrime
16:09, 12 March 2013 (EDT)
wrote on your talk page, did it completely wrong. -gretchen
Your query...
Learn to read difs, faggot. - Mr.Jonzz
01:34, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
lolk Gretchen 01:39, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
Bombermanfan
The article details his being induced into taking photos; they need to be added, idc enough to search for them... - Mr.Jonzz
00:33, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- Have you checked the furry social networks? Schnookums 00:49, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- Am I a faggot? No. Bear in mind this is a self-admitted troll, if the pix can't be found atm I suggest a shoop, I'd do it myself but I don't have 'putar access atm. - Mr.Jonzz
00:52, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- Nigger plox. I did most of that work from my samsung gs3 while i was waiting for my roommate to sign up for foodstamps. lol. But yeah im drunk, will consider some expert paint skillery tomorrow. I think the main image at top of article is pretty win. Gretchen 01:03, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- PS i liek ur edits they good. Gretchen 01:07, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- * http://www.bungie.net/en-US/Forum/Post?id=1049866 Schnookums 01:10, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- "MPtW Productions" is what he probably hasn't deleted. http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Contributions/MPtW_Productions Schnookums 01:15, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- will read that later^ also pls read again how fucking nubz ruined the potential lulz to be had in #wiki, pls see my userpage to see how one of these offenders was dealt with. Gretchen 01:17, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- This is Bombermanfan's MySpace account with RL pics. As for the logs tl;dr --> http://www.myspace.com/mpthew/photos Schnookums 01:29, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- I think you fail at detective work, also at reading articles. Hes from florida. This has been confirmed multiple times. Gretchen 01:47, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- Never said that he doesn't live in Florida. Yes I know the MySpace has a different state. Still [email protected] was mentioned in the article. Probably a friend but possibly a sock puppet so I followed up on it. Even if it's just a friend that information might prove to be useful. Detective work involves following all leads. Never said I was finished. Anyways moving along. Schnookums 02:02, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- gogo inspector gadget : ) Gretchen 12:13, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- Never said that he doesn't live in Florida. Yes I know the MySpace has a different state. Still [email protected] was mentioned in the article. Probably a friend but possibly a sock puppet so I followed up on it. Even if it's just a friend that information might prove to be useful. Detective work involves following all leads. Never said I was finished. Anyways moving along. Schnookums 02:02, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- I think you fail at detective work, also at reading articles. Hes from florida. This has been confirmed multiple times. Gretchen 01:47, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- This is Bombermanfan's MySpace account with RL pics. As for the logs tl;dr --> http://www.myspace.com/mpthew/photos Schnookums 01:29, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- will read that later^ also pls read again how fucking nubz ruined the potential lulz to be had in #wiki, pls see my userpage to see how one of these offenders was dealt with. Gretchen 01:17, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- Am I a faggot? No. Bear in mind this is a self-admitted troll, if the pix can't be found atm I suggest a shoop, I'd do it myself but I don't have 'putar access atm. - Mr.Jonzz
Bombermanfan trail
I corrected the piping under "Bombermanfan is an ex-TROLL" section. Which means, you can follow three clues that I know of related to the possible troll past. Brittany Holechko is the article about the girl who called herself the Internet Hate Machine, and she called herself "the boss." Another lead you can do is her former group, FCTC. Foocy Toocy was a group of half-assed trolls that even managed to put a good trolling on ol' Snapesnogger, like that's hard. And Brittany is still somewhat active with Niggest Crook Force, who is a group of fail trolls that go after and try to DMCA any brony pages on YouTube. Another idea is to go on the trail of aush0k, who was in FCTC and owned Brittany, even if he is a giant cockmongler. That's about all the clues I have off the top of my head. Mainly, go with Brittany and the NCF, he might have been a fail troll who went after the bronies. And Brittany is an epic lulzcow, too. So, if you connect that failure with that lulzy fat whore, you'll hit jackpot. ROR - Tark 05:24, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
- Yeah, I noticed the reference to brittany when I tried to link IHM instead of spelling it out. I thought it lulzier tho obviously less factual to imagine donnyboy working for the internet hate machine then bawwwing about it. Also, brittany is whore? I wanna motorboat. Gretchen 12:20, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
Hey, Chucklefuck
Stop shitting up articles with your vanity buttmad. --Onideus
22:47, 20 July 2013 (EDT)
Stop Vandalizing My Article
With your incredibly UNFUNNY vanity rendition of CodeHappy's work: http://www.codehappy.net/poe/hatter.cgi
...which is ALREADY IN THE ARTICLE you moron! --Onideus
03:46, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
Hi
Onideus is unable to be objective about the Onideus Mad Hatter article because he is the subject of the article. Normally users can edit articles without having every single edit scrutinized however he is an administrator so the rules don't apply to him. Things like this happen on Wikipedia all the time. It happens and all we can really do is deal with it. I strongly recommend that you check out Matthew Paul Moulton in doxbin. You will notice he has been using the same tactics for over a decade. Keep in mind he is only 33 but through trial and error he has developed a limited but effective tactics that enable him to always be right. This includes labeling everything as vanity. My point is you have done nothing wrong but there is nothing you can do about this situation either. Just treat this article as you would certain ones on Wikipedia and move on. There are plenty of other articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica that need editing anyways. I have sent you an email. Onideus, I give you permission to label that as another personal army request. Echo of Schnookums 05:35, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
- Personal army? No, I think you're just trying way too hard to be a "Captain Save-a-ho" and looking all butthurt, pissy and useless in the process. Your "technique" would probably be more effective though if you were actually HONEST with these Hatter Addicts, rather than outright lying to them about the incredible mediocrity of their shitposting. If an article has very little content a certain degree of shitposting is to be expected, but when an article is already spiraling close to FIFTY KILOBYTES it's time for a bit of "quality control" and it's time to trim the shitposts, vanity edits, unfunny crap, blatant buttmad and (in this particular case) REDUNDANCY! Well, as well as unfunny shitposting, but mostly it's the redundancy.
- Lying to users like this about the quality of their edits just makes you look like an outright RETARD. TONS of new material has been added to my article just within the past six months alone and most of what's been allowed through has been overly attackful, *MUCH* more so than the shitposting and vanity edits that have been removed. The fact is, if I wasn't policing my article as much as I have been...it'd have toppled on over the 100K mark MONTHS ago and within another year it would have been spiraling past 250K. And make no mistake, I police my article *WAY* less than the old ED admins did...in fact it ~used~ to be that very little, if any editing/changes were allowed to the article at all and in fact it was LOCKED most of the time. --Onideus
06:18, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
- >Personal army? No, I think you're just trying <COCK SLAP>
- Same cookie cutter techniques you've been using for the last decade. As I said, you will always be right.
- Gretchen please ignore his response and focus on other articles that don't have a dictator lurking over them. Encyclopedia Dramatica needs contributors like you. So please don't let him bait you. It isn't worth it. Again, I will be in touch. Echo of Schnookums 06:37, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
- If I were wrong, you'd actually be able to offer some semblance of proof...instead of just pissing yer babyfur Pampers with indignant frustration...
- Why don't you just recommend that these kids do what *YOU* did and EMO-QUIT out of irreversible ass rage? I don't think it's just a "Captain Save-a-ho" routine you got going, I think you *LIKE* hanging off kiddies like this because it gives you a chance to WHINE like a little bitch about how badly you got pwned and couldn't take it as well as you liked to try and dish it out.
- You're basically an attention seeking little babyfur faggot who looks for every opportunity you can find to snit about how badly you got slapped the fuck up like a mouthy bitch straying too far from the kitchen. Rather than actually making yourself useful in some capacity all you do now is just mope and moan about how much of a sorry ass sore loser you are whilst constantly running around looking for anyone you can circlejerk with for personal pity points. --Onideus
07:03, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
- You're basically an attention seeking little babyfur faggot who looks for every opportunity you can find to snit about how badly you got slapped the fuck up like a mouthy bitch straying too far from the kitchen. Rather than actually making yourself useful in some capacity all you do now is just mope and moan about how much of a sorry ass sore loser you are whilst constantly running around looking for anyone you can circlejerk with for personal pity points. --Onideus
- >If I were wrong, you'd actually be able to offer some semblance of proof <FLAWLESS VICTORY>
- I am attempting to communicate with Gretchen but for some reason you keep wanting to get my attention like some Schnookums Addict. I would love to debate with you but we already know you are always right. But if you really want my attention so badly I will be happy to have a discussion with you in IRC. Hmm... "Captain Save-a-ho" or "fumbling deficient"... I think I prefer fumbling deficient. Echo of Schnookums 07:24, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
- Mmmm...delicous buttmad! ^__^
- --Onideus
07:36, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
- If you say so. When you're ready to take me off your ignore list on the forums I'll be waiting. Interstellar Shipping & Trading 11:02, 1 November 2013 (EDT)
Hi: Electric Boogaloo
>Mmmm... <CRITICAL STRIKE>
This demonstration went better than expected. After reviewing the conversation above I hope you decide to just avoid him. As for my newest fanatic, in his mind, I am whatever he wants me to be.
To be honest, it really hurts. I am got stuck with our offspring, he doesn't pay child support and won't even give me a pity fuck. So yeah I am butthurt! Echo of Schnookums 08:36, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
to onideus and schnookums
--
milwin
09:58, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
- Your sentiment is appreciated but I don't feel contributors should be encouraged to "EMO-QUIT out of irreversible ass rage." So the best I can do is convince users to avoid conflict with Onideus because that doesn't help Encyclopedia Dramatica. Echo of Schnookums 10:14, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
- fuckin cyberpigs Uberfukken 10:44, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
lol why is this on my talk page
Schnookums, thanks for the warning, I'm already well aware of Onideus' vast and monotonous faggotry. Reading the same shit over and over again in his posts gets old quick. I just like it when he bans me. I think about how shitty it must be to be Onideus, and then I cum hard. Gretchen 18:29, 25 August 2013 (EDT)
- Who are you talking to? Schnookums got himself perma-banned off the site today/yesterday after he futilely attempted mass vandalism of dozens of different articles/templates. I wouldn't recommend following in his perma-spanked butt prints. Also, I love the way you openly admit to being a lesser faggot who has to continually jack off to wanton delusions of diapers in order to try and make yourself feel better about how pathetic and sordid your life is. LOL
- --Onideus
18:54, 25 August 2013 (EDT)
- No one here is talking to you. You're incredibly uninteresting, please go away. And stop stalking my talkpage you faggot. Gretchen 19:00, 25 August 2013 (EDT)
content removal
since you wanna use ED to enable blackmail im here to collect my fuckin tax -Uberfukken 00:11, 26 August 2013 (EDT)
re:
either your email server or ip has been autoblocked as spam, try switching one or the other. it's typically ban-free but ive seen a few people have that problem -Uberfukken 05:43, 26 August 2013 (EDT)
- done. also fill in the keywords and description for better SEO -Uberfukken 01:29, 4 September 2013 (EDT)
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
oddguy
14:34, 14 November 2013 (EST)
- >lol I hope that faggot kills himself. Keep up the good work! Gretchen 16:15, 17 November 2013 (EST)
- OK. Let me remove you from the list of people who might miss Onideus.
Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co. 16:19, 17 November 2013 (EST)
- wut list? Gretchen 16:23, 17 November 2013 (EST)
- *chuckle* Mirrors II 19:04, 17 November 2013 (EST)
- wut list? Gretchen 16:23, 17 November 2013 (EST)
You are really asking for it.
oddguy
04:23, 9 December 2013 (EST)
- Bullshit, she doesnt look scared at all.
- Yeah, well, bad stock-photo acting. But you will be.
oddguy
03:18, 22 December 2013 (EST)
- Yeah, well, bad stock-photo acting. But you will be.
re: kittensed on forums
talkin to the wrong guy, only crats can do that. Uberfukken 22:34, 23 December 2013 (EST)
rape
all day erry day Uberfukken 16:51, 7 January 2014 (EST)
fxhd
i can always just tag him again, he's my new you --Likeicare 17:10, 8 January 2014 (EST)
- LOL. I'll admit I was wrong about you; you aren't all bad. Annoying Swedish weeaboo furfaggots, on the other hand.... VX BREATHE DEEP 09:36, 28 January 2014 (EST)
- I just thank God that some brave hero had the goodness to stand up to these sick pedophile types. Hopefully a child or two have been saved. Gretchen 02:18, 1 February 2014 (EST)
RE:
Quit writing yourself into articles ••General Niggerson
19:32, 18 January 2014 (EST)
Emi
Did you know Emily Holzer before we wrote the article? If so, do you have any juicy info for us?
- Yap I remember her from soulseek indie a few years back (she's probably still there.) I posted a bit on the article talk page I'll add to it if I think of/find anything else.
- Cool, thank you. LittleHitler 10:11, 23 January 2014 (EST)
Uummm...
I don't see anything ••General Niggerson
16:42, 22 January 2014 (EST)
- I see it now. Thx for pointing that put. ••General Niggerson
16:53, 22 January 2014 (EST)
RE: <3
You can always hang out with us in IRC again.
reply 12:08, 24 January 2014 (EST)
- For issues with the forums it would be best to leave Mantequilla or Scampini a message. Are you using TOR because I don't see why else you would have problems with your IP being blocked. If you're looking to mask your IP address, a VPN might serve you better.
reply 06:00, 12 February 2014 (EST)
You heard
wrongly on at least 2 counts. The, uh, "spam" is kudos from frens and butthurt raving from people whom I did not allow to shit up an article. With the benefit of hindsight, however, I suppose your message can be contrued as spam, making it infinitesimally correct. VX BREATHE DEEP 08:13, 28 January 2014 (EST), stickler for accuracy.
lol
Very nasty tactics Gretchen. I'll keep this in mind later 19:54, 18 February 2014 (EST)- What do you mean? Replying in multiple spots? It makes sense to do it that way. Gretchen 19:59, 18 February 2014 (EST)
POTN
Do you have a larger version of this image?
reply 19:49, 9 March 2014 (EDT)
- Having fun once in a while is fine but that's enough. We're here to get stuff accomplished. If you got a problem, create a thread on the forums.
reply 22:00, 9 March 2014 (EDT)
- You win this round, weasel. Gretchen 23:14, 9 March 2014 (EDT)
- No Gretchen, there isn't any "winning" and I can't stress that enough. I'm not looking to start a war on the wiki and if messing around a little causes drama then I just won't do it. When I purged Milwin's page, I literally told Likeicare in #wiki so he could restore it. ED is about having fun, don't forget that. Come on, I'm not exactly trying to kick in the stomach you every chance I get. Hell, I've done my best to help you whenever possible, look at your talk page. The advice I offered about suicide thread was genuine, and I didn't join most others in flaming. We're all family and there are no winners or losers. Seriously, let's work together, and thank you for the POTN submissions, I meant that.
reply 23:29, 9 March 2014 (EDT)
- No Gretchen, there isn't any "winning" and I can't stress that enough. I'm not looking to start a war on the wiki and if messing around a little causes drama then I just won't do it. When I purged Milwin's page, I literally told Likeicare in #wiki so he could restore it. ED is about having fun, don't forget that. Come on, I'm not exactly trying to kick in the stomach you every chance I get. Hell, I've done my best to help you whenever possible, look at your talk page. The advice I offered about suicide thread was genuine, and I didn't join most others in flaming. We're all family and there are no winners or losers. Seriously, let's work together, and thank you for the POTN submissions, I meant that.
- Also, I started uploading the Yu-Gi-Oh cards because are were funny, if you want to help with that. Thanks,
reply 23:33, 9 March 2014 (EDT)
- Also, I started uploading the Yu-Gi-Oh cards because are were funny, if you want to help with that. Thanks,
:3
here's a gift from me to cement our new friendship: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Schnookums#Dox, feel free to spread it on the forums Oliver Hart 09:07, 26 March 2014 (EDT)
You
are a worthless faggot who must be fucked with a rake posthaste. VX •
15:52, 4 August 2014 (EDT)
Enjoy your 7 second ban
^
CobaltCat 03:08, 3 November 2014 (EST)
I'm going to rape you
ACTUALLY PUT CONTENT IN THAT DAMN PAGE INSTEAD OF JUST PIPING TO SHIT--Boudica 00:18, 4 November 2014 (EST)
Yeah, put in userspace, work on it and then get one of the admin/editors to move it--Boudica 00:34, 4 November 2014 (EST)
You're welcome.User:Gretchen/Deliverance--Boudica 01:05, 4 November 2014 (EST)
I moved your article to another subpage.Which I linked to on your own fucking talk page. --Boudica 01:14, 4 November 2014 (EST)
- lol ty Gretchen 01:17, 4 November 2014 (EST)
That bassline
O shit! I'm diggin' this groove, yo. Vermin
01:10, 4 November 2014 (EST)
- Open my user page and talk page at the same time lol Gretchen 01:12, 4 November 2014 (EST)
Deliverance
you actually want it deleted? --Likeicare 02:37, 4 November 2014 (EST)







