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- MARCH 27, 2012 THROUGH JUNE 19, 2012
- JUNE 20, 2012 THROUGH NOVEMBER 24, 2012
- NOVEMBER 24, 2012 THROUGH FEBRUARY 8, 2013
- FEBRUARY 8, 2013 THROUGH MAY 1, 2013
- MAY 1, 2013 THROUGH SEPTEMBER 5, 2013
- SEPTEMBER 5, 2013 THROUGH MARCH 1, 2014
argh
hey man, i wanna make an article to work on for a while because i only have so much on the guy. working hard on getting more though. anyway, how do i make a user page again to like, work on it and it not being published yet? i just forgot man, shit im getting old i guess. i completely forgot. feel free to like laugh about it. hehe. of course. --TROLAHOAR 17:02, 1 March 2014 (EST)
- nevermind man i just after i posted this remembered it had to be in my history how i did that, and sure enough, there it was. christ. autistic moment i guess. --TROLAHOAR 17:03, 1 March 2014 (EST)
spam
stop spamming the recent changes or i'll be forced to shut down your account, thanks Oliver Hart 17:33, 3 March 2014 (EST)
found this
Fortune DaHusky, you'll find this in the morning, enjoy.
reply 05:53, 7 March 2014 (EST)
IMO
This is some of the best stuff we have regarding TOW. You know they've seen it, and you know they're pissed. By standards of quality, this is easily mainspace material... but then everyone and his brother would wreck your marvelous creation. Unless it was {{perfect}} and locked, perhaps... ?
Pay no heed to my awestruck ramblings. I'm just a hopeless fanboy of the 'crime. ♥ VX BREATHE DEEP ♥ 22:38, 7 March 2014 (EST) ♥
my penis
- :o what are you doing with that --Likeicare 12:11, 9 March 2014 (EDT)
An8thg
Hey, remember how this guy keeps creating multiple accounts? Yeah he's back alright. Would you like to help me ban his socks if you get the chance to? TY. ••General Niggerson
17:05, 10 March 2014 (EDT)
- As far as I know, you're up to date. But would you mind banning that socker when ever you're up? He'll usually do something like "AN8THGWIZ" or "Z I W G H T 8 N A" or some shit like that. Check my logs, you'll see most of the pattern there. ••General Niggerson
17:16, 10 March 2014 (EDT)
- Luv u man ••General Niggerson
17:41, 10 March 2014 (EDT)
- lol i didn't notice til now ••General Niggerson
21:53, 11 March 2014 (EDT)
- lol i didn't notice til now ••General Niggerson
- Luv u man ••General Niggerson
yo
You and I should talk when you're on here next sickpuppy 13:27, 15 March 2014 (EDT)
halp
Not sure if bot or someone is doing it wrong: Sarajevo bloedbad VX BREATHE DEEP 18:34, 17 March 2014 (EDT)
Miriam Weeks
lol I didn't know u were gay? not that theres anything wrong with that, of course. say being the complete demented pervo that I am I just so happened to have download a whole slew of her whore philanthrofisting. If you want I can make a slew of captures and we can slap it on her page like the cheap fucking slut whore cunt she is. yeah no i'm not angry with her, i just love going overboard with the words here. I really am a pervert btw, I mean as long as we're honest, you're gay, and i'm a fucking pervert. I guess it goes with the territory I suppose. True story: First time I seen 1 Guy 1 Jar I was eating dinner. Only after I watched the entire thing I realized I was eating dinner throughout. Now you'd say that gives me bragging rights (some may say that) but I felt ashamed and did a literal facepalm, thinking about what the fuck was wrong with me.
Anytits, you want me to make some captures, I can do that. May I recommend many shots of her work for "Facial Abuse".cum? I mean that shit is a gem. She looks miserable throughout the whole damn thing. --TROLAHOAR 20:07, 18 March 2014 (EDT)
- Yeah I dumped the pics on the Miriam Weeks page like guys dump their jizz on her face. Hope u like em hehe. --TROLAHOAR 21:23, 20 March 2014 (EDT)
I made this for you
(Lyrics)
sickpuppy • reply 07:29, 21 March 2014 (EDT)
Pam Tape
Lol I just listened to the entire thing. The Pam Tapes is the perfect title for it. My favorite parts were the constant "you're a loser"s and the "get it, got it, good." And of course your brother saying "if this is the lesbian bitch next door that wants my mother's pussy..." I can only imagine the surprise a telemarketer waiting to leave a message on your phone had upon being greeted with that awesome message.
Also, thank you for the sexy EDiot induction, bae <3. I am honored sickpuppy • reply 06:13, 22 March 2014 (EDT)
Yesh, thanks2u
Thank you for going over and perfecting my contributions. I don't write articles for recognition or seals of approval, but feedback always helps. I'm still learning all the wiki code and deciding how much ED lore to sprinkle into my writing style, and I learn by watching what you guys add to my work.
tl:dr: you're awesome. sickpuppy • reply 04:01, 23 March 2014 (EDT)
Re:contribs
In all honesty, I've only made one edit to Wikipedia in my entire life that I can remember, and that was adding the fact that you never get to see Professor Farnsworth's eyes in his Futurama article. That was years ago, and it doesn't look like it even made the final cut. sickpuppy • reply 19:21, 23 March 2014 (EDT)
You should
send me an email through the wiki with a valid return address. sickpuppy • reply 15:56, 25 March 2014 (EDT)
a gift from me 2 u
hipcrime_dream.png
♥♥♥
04:19, 27 March 2014 (EDT)
Can I get a rollback on the Onigojirakaiju page?
Some fag removed a ton of shit and edited over it to make the auto reversion not put the info back. I tried to roll it back myself and it said something about conflicting edits.
Please roll it back to this edit. Thanks. Are you butthurt?
BAWWW here. 14:29, 28 March 2014 (EDT)
that article
sawwy :< ••General Niggerson
17:13, 30 March 2014 (EDT)
lold the hardest at this one
http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2014/03/tumblr_n2qcicOMFN1tput0uo1_500.gif ♥♥♥
23:17, 30 March 2014 (EDT)
RE:
ilu ♥♥♥
12:48, 2 April 2014 (EDT)
re: weev
yes Oliver Hart 20:03, 11 April 2014 (EDT)
RE: IRC
Hey man yeah, I just need to know how to get into my dildomail again, I wrote everything you said down but then lost it like an idiot. fb message me if it involves passwords and secrecy Elvis 14:35, 16 April 2014 (EDT)
Why are thou facepalming?
- V --AlexFaggotLets Fuck 12:03, 17 April 2014 (EDT)
Xmas musical
Did this ever happen? I would like to hear it if it did pls. Also, putting in my early request for audition for Dramatica Xmas Musical 2014. Sickpuppy
12:15, 25 April 2014 (EDT)
- And I'm still not an sysop yet :c ... guess I better get started on these... Me,

Trouble with pic uploads
I'm trying to upload this picture http://i.imgur.com/Ea0lVe5.png for the Roosh V article,but whenever I try to upload, the warning pops up and says the MIME type doesn't match. Can you tell me what I'm doing wrong here ? Boudica 22:34, 26 April 2014 (EDT)
Re: rewrite
I would have to do a little research on them after work someday, as the only thing I (and everyone else, I'm sure) know about them is:
- That one annoying song they did.
- The one guy's suicide (which the author failed to even mention for whatever reason).
And LOL at your Freudian slip, HIPCREAM. Sickpuppy
10:53, 14 June 2014 (EDT)
herro
I was reviewing a new article and thought this might be of interest to you. Regards,
reply 18:39, 16 June 2014 (EDT)
<3
• Mr.Jonzz
08:36, 17 June 2014 (EDT)
Me Wanna be a Admin
Hey Hipcrime,
How do I become an Admin? Because I would pretty please with a cherry on top become one!!!!! McAusten!!!!!! (shitty complaints) (me not giving a fuck) 08:38, 17 June 2014 (EDT)
Lovelord Hipcrime
Your endearing title of Perversion Expert is very befitting for me. <3 When I find time away from work/gym/outdoor activities, I plan on creating articles for missing subjects such as aquaphilia, breath control, and of course foot fetish. I would be honored if you'd work with me and lend your expertise in those fields, particularly with that last one. :) Sickpuppy
13:24, 18 June 2014 (EDT)
- Lol @ midget foot porn... we just might have to use that pic later when I get around to starting a foot fetish article. Also, that nightrider hair! If I still cared for social networking, I would deffo follow your Twitter account, bby. <3 Sickpuppy
09:15, 21 June 2014 (EDT)
LOL wtf?
Ya up for a cup of coffee sometime, big guy? Sickpuppy
22:41, 4 July 2014 (EDT)
You like slap slap slapping?
You've but to ask, fren. It's, uh... a bro thing? Yeah, that's what I'll tell myself. VX •
23:41, 8 July 2014 (EDT)
- Yeah, I'll be a strong arm to the glory hole. "Oh, you wanna fuck with this guy? COCKSLAP"... unless, you know, this guy wanted it. I'd totally be down to shitting on some WMF steps, especially if young master Oliver was there. I'd be sure to lay drunk for days, ya know, cuz that's how you get the real slimy stuff. Also.... poko-senpai don't idle no more. Can't really blame, but I've been trying to fix shit. Still... ;_; VX •
00:32, 9 July 2014 (EDT)
Re: AOTN
Np, I figured said distraction was to blame. And I won't be reverting the image/hookline for that entry because yours is better.
Your new user page music is lovely in the sense of blue skies and mountainous mountains under a red sun. I noticed you too had tested to see if the loop play function still worked (I tested it on the Pedorape template). If I recall properly, that feature was disabled a while ago because people were using it in an annoying fashion. Sickpuppy
08:46, 15 July 2014 (EDT)
P.S. Maryjuwanna is bad, mmmkay?
Dongs
Hello fren. ◔ᴗ◔ 03:41, 26 July 2014 (EDT)
re: anonmgur
yeah im gonna relaunch anonmgur as soon as i find a reliable host who wont ban it and not give me the images like dreamhost did. --Mantequilla (talk) 18:13, 3 August 2014 (EDT)
- Sounds good :) --Mantequilla (talk) 18:20, 3 August 2014 (EDT)
: )
Ty u for the AIDS bb <3333 - Phobos 01:38, 19 August 2014 (EDT)
molested 2 fuck
i haev been violated. HAI WAZZUP --NekoArc 01:53, 19 August 2014 (EDT)
- I enjoyed it :3 --NekoArc 01:58, 19 August 2014 (EDT)
RE:raped
Thanks. I was getting jealous, and for good reason. <3
reply 03:05, 19 August 2014 (EDT)
hi
i dont recall ever being b& by u, its an honor 22:55, 19 August 2014 (EDT)- i really dont enjoy reverting you, and plus its making zaiger want my head on a spear if i continue. can we please meet in the middle somewhere or something, i'd definitely be willing to compromise 23:02, 19 August 2014 (EDT)
compromise
I'll see what I can do. As for the meepsheep article? 23:40, 19 August 2014 (EDT)Sickpuppy
is back!
reply 14:10, 26 August 2014 (EDT)
Page views.
After reading that reply you made, I was curious as to if there is some way to check how many hits an article gets, or if that is only an admin power. Excuse me for the retard question. Sphotof 16:38, 26 August 2014 (EDT)
- I should focus on the fine print next time :f Thanks. Sphotof 17:10, 26 August 2014 (EDT)
Cool4Cats
What are you going to do now that Hello Kitty isn't a cat?
Also, when is the updated version with Taokaka and Tango coming? ;_;
Sphotof |
03:28, 1 September 2014 (EDT)
dildomail
I would be honored, good sir. VX •
18:12, 10 September 2014 (EDT)
Do you use Firefox?
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This is a grease monkey script that I've used for quite sometime. It allows you to 'ignore' users in recent changes. Should you want to use it and need help setting it up let me know.
reply 05:09, 26 September 2014 (EDT)
I'm sorry
I realize u put a lot of effort into that article. I didn't mean to offend u by deleting it, just trying to keep the peace. I undeleted it. and renamed it to Vermin at his request. --Mantequilla (talk) 05:25, 26 September 2014 (EDT)
and i wasn't trying to be a dick, but you seriously just publicly called me a jerk, condescending, and other shit when i've never said anything shitty to you before. wtf man? you're following me on the forums, you could have just sent me a PM if you needed to talk to me about something. vermin 09:43, 26 September 2014 (EDT)
is everything ok?
Anything I can do? --Mantequilla (talk) 15:25, 26 September 2014 (EDT)
- Ok cool good to know. You are very much appreciated here. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:26, 26 September 2014 (EDT)
raep
so does this mean you're not mad at me anymore and we can go back to working together on ED as a team? vermin 18:55, 29 September 2014 (EDT)
Re: tinychat
for sure mayn, we'll invite ya next time we set it up. here's a summary of what you missed the other night:
"i live in a tent inside the moon"
good times, good fun. vermin
10:26, 19 October 2014 (EDT)
Oh shiii--
This song.. by the same band who wrote Sickpuppy's theme...
Coincidence?? vermin
15:52, 24 October 2014 (EDT)
Makes sense, that song being about Henrietta Meow Meow.
- I never made the connection before you pointed it out.
- Anyway, I tried emailing you but I'm not sure which address you're actively checking these days. Do you still use IRC? vermin
09:28, 27 October 2014 (EDT)
im sorry ive been so bad to you.
you are welcome
Hopefully the turgidity is satisfactory. Turbogook 18:39, 1 November 2014 (EDT)
Crunchy stoner type 4 u
You like? :> He's 19, she's 18. The soundtrack they're fucking to is Kottonmouth Kings. Vermin
10:38, 6 November 2014 (EST)
- ah, dildomail has been taken over again, I see... well, email me from a different address so I can re-send those messages to you then, k? Vermin
11:32, 7 November 2014 (EST)
MRAs
Considering how you mostly wrote the article on Roosh, are you planning on doing some shit with MRAs, like a full-fledged article in the future?--Boudica 22:52, 20 November 2014 (EST)
lolllll
Look what I just found: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=819696328063386&set=pb.100000690794398.-2207520000.1416243677.&type=3&theater
Coincidentally it's from the same era/photo set that my stalker discovered and revealed from the old ED.
Dem comments, tho! Vermin
10:24, 21 November 2014 (EST)
- Here's another one you'll dig:
allthingsmalefeet. Vermin
12:51, 21 November 2014 (EST)
twitter dox threat screenshot
Pretty sure its Onideus, same style of writing, especially the way he says gawd, also file was uploaded the same day he mentioned it on his facebook (Oni Deus), and uses the same source --Likeicare 17:59, 26 November 2014 (EST)
Broken CSS?
The entire wiki seems to have been broken. No more pretty "edit" button, no more searchbar at the left... Antonov 19:21, 28 November 2014 (EST)
- FUCK OFF I WAS TRYING TO UPLOAD NOODZ ALSO GET ON IRC
reply 15:56, 29 November 2014 (EST)
- DO IT, FAGGOT. Vermin
09:35, 1 December 2014 (EST)
- DO IT, FAGGOT. Vermin
MY DICK
IF I TAKE A PICTURE OF MY DICK AND UPLOAD IT TO WIKI WHEN DRUNK WILL YOU JACK OFF TO IT AND CUM MY GAY WEASEL FRIEND Snaggletoothsies 15:39, 29 November 2014 (EST)




