User talk:Lazarus

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07:27, 14 June 2011 (UTC)

Re: breaking up the Brett Keane page.

Thanks for putting that mirror of the Sophie's Choice vid.

As for breaking up the Brett Keane page....
I've been planning on doing for more than a week now. In fact, three of my pet pages (VenomfangX, NephilimFree and BurgerQueef himself) were about to get the Chris-Chan treatment. Y'know. Split that shit into discreet sagas.

Brett would end up split into 3 pages. A main page, the old school sagas, and the new school sagas. (tentative details below)

Most of what slowed me down is I've was (ineptly) trying to reverse engineer the Chris-Chan Saga template, but I'm at wits end and I'm probably going to just go without.'s my tentative outline

Old-Skool Sagas

Imma Be A Writer Saga

  • --Judy Burnette sub-Saga
  • --Serpent in the Cradle Sockpuppet sub-Saga
  • --False Flag Rampage of 2009-ish

Block Brett Day Saga

  • --False Flag Rampage of 2010-ish.
  • --eBegging Campaign 2010

Nu-Skool Sagas

Imma Be A Debater Saga

  • Apr 2011 --Straightd0pe Debate Saga

Imma Be A Christard Saga

  • May 2011 --False Conversion Saga I
    • May 2011 --Burning Sum Worms sub-Saga
  • Sep 2011 --JDupe throws Brett Under the Bus
  • Sep 2011 --False Flag Rampage of 2011a?
    • Sep 2011 --TJ 'Nigger' Framejob sub-Saga
  • Oct 2011 --False Flag Rampage of 2011b?

Imma Be A Cyberstalker Saga

  • Nov 2011 --Rape Victim Shitstorm sub-Saga
  • Nov 2011 --Cyberstalker Page sub-Saga
  • Nov 2011 --Youtube Counterattack sub-Saga
  • Nov 2011 --Brett Himself Closes MrEvolution777
  • Nov 2011 --Brett "Leaves" Youtube sub-Saga
  • Nov 2011 --Pat Condell Responds sub-Saga
  • Nov 2011 --Sophie's Choice sub-Saga
  • Nov 2011 --Brett Discovers his ED page.
  • Nov 2011 --Brett "Leaves" Youtube Again sub-Saga

Imma Be A Christard...Again Saga

  • Nov 2011 --False Conversion Saga II
  • Nov 2011 --eBegging Campaign 2011
    • Nov 2011 --Homewrecker sub-Saga
    • Dec 2011 --Two Week Vacation!
    • Dec 2011 --Christmas?
  • Dec 2011 --Mass Channel Closures!
  • Jan 2012 --False Flag Rampage of 2012
    • Jan 2012 --Realtime Falseflagging Campaign


Thats the bottom line because LordCustos3 01:51, 29 January 2012 (CET) Says so.

Yeah, it should do it, doubt the page will become a novel or anything. User:Lazarus

for dexter

I lol'd. --Andrés Th animated dancing lady.gif (talkplx) 12:50, 21 October 2012 (EDT)

lawl. Debra, you so clueless User:Lazarus

The chemo that's curing ED.


Congrats, you're now an ED Editor. This is an elevated user level that gives you privilege like rollback and locking/unlocking pages. If you want to know more about being an Editor please ask Google because I cba.--zaiger (talk) 04:35, 14 February 2013 (EST)

I saw what you did there with LIAT.

GG, broski. ROR - Tark 03:54, 17 March 2013 (EDT)


Many thanks! Schnookums Icon3.png 11:32, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

Noticed your favorite articles and sometime I'll AOTN YouTube and The Simpsons -- unless you do so first! Schnookums Icon3.png 11:41, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

You probably already know but just in case...
Schnookums Icon3.png 08:46, 26 April 2013 (EDT)

Thanks that would be better, felt annoyed, on how to do that. Lazarus

LOL brian is gonna sue me if I don't let up about his stupid video



You may want to read this

LIATBuster was worried about you after he got a disturbing PM from LIAT after he stopped spamming Vice's reply girls video. You may want to read what he wrote. Least he mention me.

He thinks it's okay to murder anyone pointing out what he has done.

Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 23:49, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Boy I really want to do something about him. ••General Niggerson Page me. 23:54, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Yes, he's a disturbed individual. His parents should be contacted. I'm well alive. Lazarus

Still off the internet for the time being, just checking in for a short look. lulz on the liat article Lazarus

Update on that meganleefart attack video about me

This was a recent video that she mentioned whether you saw it or not was going to make of me, on the update on the hiarliously bad stalker and identity issues, due to the fact, some info on fataussiebastard a aussie vlogger whom also spent money on himself, had a hand it, because of some bikies from brissy or some shit. But plainly, didn't effect me much. It seemed to be from a long time ago. I seriously think they believe i'm the whole source of all their problems. they claimed they did it, but not entirelyLazarus

Megan as MsHeartAttack

So how about that MsHeartAttack gaming channel? I highly believe LIAT is also behind it too. He's the one hiding behind Megan's accounts using bots to increase her views and subscribers. They are both partners in crime after all. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 04:43, 12 March 2015 (EDT)